FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #8

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

Hail To The Chief

I wake up and skim the news, and I think:

Bastard – Mekons
Piece of Shit – Wet Leg
Jack-Ass – Beck
Pinhead – Ramones
Slack Motherfucker – Superchunk
Little Bitch – Specials
Dickhead – Kate Nash
Low Life – PiL
Scumbag – Green Day
Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole – Martha Wainwright

I know I can be a bit subtle and nuanced at times, so here’s what I’m actually getting at:

Cunts Are Still Running the World – Jarvis Cocker

 

Jonny

JC adds………….

…………………and so say all of us!!??? (I sincerely hope so).

13 thoughts on “FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #8

  1. I’m just guessing here but I’ve always thought family gatherings with the Wainwrights must have been a bit tense.

  2. I don’t follow the news very closely. Most of the time it’s redundant and predictable, in other words, boring. I suppose Sauron is up to something evil again.

  3. Your license plate tag expired in October. Just confirming you renewed your registration.

  4. good morning amerka!

    while the jackass pos pinheads continue unrelenting – neighbors are fighting back, kids are selling cookies in the neighborhood to benefit ICE’d families and decent humans continue to fight back- these dickhead lowlife scumbags are not our people. they will go down.

    sorry for swearing. xoxoxox gtfl

  5. A few more fer ya:

    “Dickie’s Such An Asshole” — Zappa
    “Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk” — Zappa
    “Racist Piece of Shit” — Fishbone

    And, check out this video from Roger Waters performing “Pigs”, dedicated to the biggest fucking charade ever:

  6. It’s been a while since I heard Slack Motherfucker and it still hits the spot.

    Trump’s a fucking cunt. Fuck him. And all who ride with him.
    Fuck his Board of Peace too.

  7. Mum always told me not to mock the afflicted – and clearly he’s losing whatever marbles he had left, so perhaps the old man deserves our sympathy?

    No, fuck that. He’s an evil sociopath, whatever.

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