
Route Publishing have been responsible for some of the best music books of the past decade, particularly those with some connection or other to The Fall. I was therefore really excited last year to receive an e-mail advising that plans were in place to publish what would be the first book looking in some detail at Half Man Half Biscuit. The email came with an invitation to pre-order the book, which would be stamped/numbered as a first edition hardback, signed by the author and posted out just ahead of it reaching the shops.
This was something I’d done previously done with ‘You Must Get Them All : The Fall On Record’, a wonderfully pulled together 650+page book written by Steve Pringle, and published in 2022, that proved to be as enjoyably entertaining as it was informative, and so I’d no hesitation in signing up for the HMHB offering.
Steve Hill is a freelance writer and author whose name was familiar to me from articles he’s had published on football, and having also googled his name, I found an excellent article he’s written on the band for The Guardian back in 2022, so it seemed as if he was the ideal person for the task.
The publishers have provided this premise for the book:-
“Half Man Half Biscuit occupy a unique place in British culture. Existing largely outside the music business, this idiosyncratic Birkenhead band has flown under the radar for over four decades. Without embarking on anything that could realistically be described as a tour, they have nevertheless garnered an army of adoring followers. This is one fan’s story.
“Biscuit concerts are supremely joyous occasions, with disparate devotees often travelling huge distances to far-flung locations. United by their love of the band, some of the hardcore never miss a show. Following the enforced pandemic hiatus, author Steve Hill made the life changing decision to join these Ultras and go full-time.
“Round Britain in a Dukla Prague away kit – from Somerset to Scotland and all points in between – Friday Night Fever is a raucous road trip: one man, one band, 25 gigs. But beyond the jocularity and Joy Division oven gloves, there is a poignant exploration of the lives touched by this most beloved national treasure.”
The book is a mixture of road trip and gig-going experiences. The gigs, which were mostly held on Friday nights, started and ended in Holmfirth, from 12 November 2021 through to 21 June 2024. Along the way, we get introduced to what can best be described as the HMHB ultras, those who traverse the country following the band, always wearing band t-shirts or turning up in outfits celebrating song titles or incidents and locations within the lyrics. These folk, and they are mostly men, are fanatics in the truest sense of the word, so fair play to Steve Hill for throwing himself in.
However, and I say this with a very heavy heart as I was keen in advance to be incredibly positive about the book, I found much of it to be a bit of a chore.
Each gig has its own chapter, but they soon felt quite predictable in nature, with descriptions of motorway journeys, crap/cheap hotel rooms, getting drunk pre-gigs and eating all sorts of takeaway foods to help soak up the booze, followed by the gigs themselves. It’s true that a cast of many dozens are introduced as the journeys unfold, and some of these fans do indeed have tales that are worth hearing about, but overall I found myself wishing there was just something more substantial to the adventure.
Nigel Blackwell, the singer and lead songwriter in the band, features a fair bit through his interactions with the author, either by e-mail or in conversation. Nigel is famously reticent about ever revealing too much about himself, and while there are a few snippets of info that are more than worthwhile, I didn’t think that anyone reading the book would consider they ever got inside the cult of the band, although it is very fair to say that you do end up with an understanding of why some people, many of whom are, shall we say, advanced in their ages, are prepared to devote so much time, energy and finance to ensure they never miss a gig, no matter where and when it takes place.
mp3: Half Man Half Biscuit – Bad Review
Sorry, Steve.
















