FROM THE SOUTH WEST CORRESPONDENT….WHAT’S IN YOUR BOX (4)

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mp3 :  The Nubiles : Tatjiana (all over me)

The Nubiles for those of you who have never heard of them or, like me, forgot they ever existed, were formed in 1993 in Oxford, when Tara Milton, former bass player with Five Thirty (nope, me neither) joined forces with some other faces from Oxford bands. Their sound can best be described as indie with a slightly punk edge, in that their songs sneer a little bit. Their website stated that they displayed the kind of primal energy not seen since The Who. To be honest, that’s pushing it a bit. These Animal Men, perhaps, but certainly not The Who.

They split, (combusted if I remember rightly) in 1998 after releasing, one relatively well received album Mindblender on which this song features.  Tatjiana is their best song by a country mile (that country being, the size of Brazil). They reformed briefly in 2007, but quickly realised that they all hated each other still and that the tunes sounded even less like The Who than they did in 1995. They are apparently on ‘a hiatus’ at the minute. Oxford is slowly weeping into its Pringle sweaters I would imagine.

Now Tatjiana is a great two and a half minutes-ish of music, listen to it, you will hum for the rest of the day I guarantee it. It’s a sneering ode to the five knuckle shuffle (sorry). It contains the immortal lyric,“Just a Dream and a Tissue and you are all over me”. I mean what’s not to love about that.

BUT (it is a big one) the problem is, that as everyone knows, the only timeless song about er, bashing the bishop, is Orgasm Addict by Buzzcocks (come on name another one – JC – here’s another series for you – “songs about wanking” and no I Touch Myself by The Divinyls doesn’t count). In this case, The Nubiles are trying really hard to be The Buzzcocks, and if they tried that instead of the nonsense about The Who people might have got it a bit better.

Note From JC

Two songs from the New Wave era immediately sprung to mind:-

mp3 : The Vapors – Turning Japanese

mp3 : Squeeze – Touching Me, Touching You

Then there’s a song from 1990:-

mp3 : The Beautiful South – Tonight I Fancy Myself

Billy Bragg has also referenced the act:-

mp3 : Billy Bragg – St Swithin’s Day

I’m sure there’s a few others out there….I once heard it argued that Pump It Up by Elvis Costello & The Attractions was about wanking but I’m not convinced.

All yours dear readers…..

13 thoughts on “FROM THE SOUTH WEST CORRESPONDENT….WHAT’S IN YOUR BOX (4)

  1. City Sickness by Tindersticks? Of course, we could just Google(TM) “songs about masturbation”…

  2. At the bar, just asked a couple of mates for thier ideas….

    Onanist No 1 “Fuck off Jules thats wierd”

    Me “no its not that……”

    Onanist No 2 “Well I find anything by Kylie works for me”

    Me “no no no”

    Mind you Morning Glory by bobby gentry is an assisted wank song

  3. Dancing With Myself by either Generation X or Billy Idol, take yer pic which version you fancy. Oh and Billy Bragg referenced it again in The Short Answer

  4. Yeah, Billy has lots of such references in his songs. At one of his (long-ago) gigs he joked that he puts them in to keep Belinda Carlisle from covering his songs!

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