BEACH BUMMING (10/10)

This is the actual beach and resort from which we will be kicked off later today and forcibly put on a plane back to the UK. I can see my holiday home from here.

Farewell Barbados….until next year.

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (volume ten)

Track Listing

He’s Making A Tape – Wild Billy Childish & The MBEs
St. Anthony (Andrew Weatherall Mix) – Mike Garry & Joe Duddell
Still DRE – Dr. Dre feat Snoop Dogg
Ich Bin Ein Auslander (fun-da-mental 12″ mix) – Pop Will Eat Itself
Setting Sun – The Chemical Brothers
Moaner – Underworld
Suicide Girl – Baby’s Got A Gun
You Say You Don’t Love Me – Buzzcocks
Crazy To Exist – Josef K
Spellbound – Siouxsie & The Banshees
Isolation – Joy Division
U-Mass – Pixies
Get Up – Sleater Kinney
Freakscene – Dinosaur Jr.
Holiday Hymn – The Secret Goldfish

JC

BEACH BUMMING (9/10)

Final night of the holiday. Fuck off with your happiness (copyright, Mr Malcolm Middleton)

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 9)

Track Listing

Avalanche – Leonard Cohen
Heaven or Las Vegas – Cocteau Twins
Black Hole – James
Rebellion (Lies) – Arcade Fire
Hermit – Randolph’s Leap
Subculture – The Auteurs
Born To A Family – The Go-Betweens
Make Time For Love – The Goon Sax
The Smell of an Artist – Cats on Fire
Only You – Aidan Moffat & RM Hubbard
Whatever Helps – Siobhan Wilson
Love Is A Momentary Lapse In Self-Loathing – Malcolm Middleton
Alive – Steve Mason
Free Range – The Fall
Skyscrapers – Close Lobsters
Eating Noddemix – Young Marble Giants

JC

BEACH BUMMING (8/10)

This time, it’s long songs for those long days in the sun.. it’s hard to leave the beach when it’s getting close to the time to go home.

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 8)

Track Listing

Tupelo – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Tokyo Storm Warning – Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Wrote For Luck – Happy Mondays
Loaded – Primal Scream
Rock Lobster – The B52s
Butterfly (Planet Ann Charlotte Mix) – Lloyd Cole
Stupid Thing – Paul Quinn & The Independent Group
Open Up (original 12″ mix) – Leftfield/Lydon
A Certain Romance – Arctic Monkeys

JC

BEACH BUMMING (7/10)

Holiday cocktails are THE dog’s bollocks…..

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 7)

Track Listing

Man In The Corner Shop – The Jam
Victoria – The Kinks
Becoming More Like Alfie – The Divine Comedy
T-Shirt Weather – The Lucksmiths
Southern Mark Smith – The Jazz Butcher
Another Fit of Laughter – The Honeymooners
Can’t Be Sure – The Sundays
Typical Girls – The Slits
Something That I Said – The Ruts
15 Ways – The Fall
What a Waster – The Libertines
22 Grand Job – The Rakes
I Love a Boy in Uniform (School Uniform) – The Pipettes
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt.1 – The Flaming Lips
Armageddon Days Are Here (Again) – The The
Oh Yeah – The Subways
I’m Stranded – The Saints
Apologies – The Orchids
Getting Nowhere Fast – The Wedding Present

JC

BEACH BUMMING (6/10)

In case any of you missed out on last week’s run of postings, I better explain that I’m currently entering week two of a holiday in tropical climes, but rather than close things down completely, I’m using Monday – Fridays to post some hour-long mixes made especially to listen to on the beach while keeping the usual couple of long-running series going at weekends.

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 6)

Track Listing

How He Wrote Elastica Man – Elastica feat Mark E Smith
Yuk Foo – Wolf Alice
Sweet Catatonia – Catatonia
French Disko – Stereolab
West End Girls  – Pet Shop Boys
No Scrubs – TLC
Might Be Stars – Wannadies
La Pastie de la Bourgeoisie – Belle and Sebastian
Quick, Before It Melts – Cinerama
Idiot Country – Electronic
Groovin’ With Mr. Bloe – Associates
Higher Grounds – Cats On Fire
Alcoholiday (Peel Session) – Teenage Fanclub
Duchess – The Stranglers
Landslide – The Popguns
Bye Bye Pride – The Go-Betweens
No Danger – The Delgados
Only Tongue Can Tell – Trashcan Sinatras
Paintball’s Coming Home – Half Man, Half Biscuit

JC

THE SINGULAR ADVENTURES OF PAUL HAIG (Part 10)

Heaven Help You Now was released on 7″ and 12″ on Les Disques Du Crepuscule in September 1985, with once again Alan Rankine involved in the production side as well as contributing keyboards.

It was the precursor to what would prove to be an excellent album, The Warp Of Pure Fun, the contents of which consisted of around half of what had been a proposed album which Island Records decided not to release, together with some newer material. As such, the album ended up being recorded periodically in five different locations and with different contributing musicians.

It’s another excellent, if very 80s sounding single, and its failure to get anywhere near the charts must have been a sore one for Paul to take, given that many inferior tunes and acts were enjoying fame and fortune:-

mp3 : Paul Haig – Heaven Help You Now (extended)
mp3 : Paul Haig – World Raw
mp3 : Paul Haig – Heaven Help You Now
mp3 : Paul Haig – Chance

World Raw (which was on both the 7″ and 12″) can be categorised under ‘experimental’ while Chance (only available on the 12″) sounds demo-like for the most part…and the version on offer today is the full near six minute take. Probably only of value to collectors.

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #141 : HUMAN DON’T BE ANGRY

This review from The List magazine back in March 2012 sums it up best:-

In the bowels of a radioactive pop bunker somewhere between Glasgow and Falkirk, Malcolm Middleton has spent 18 months incubating a (super) heroic alter-ego.

We all thought we knew the mild-mannered Middleton – sublime melodist with Arab Strap; acclaimed creator of solo albums like A Brighter Beat and Into The Woods – but behind the smile and modest beard, there throbbed the fluorescent brain of an ambient 80s overlord. He was hatching a plan for interplanetary domination, as soundtracked by the Art of Noise, Tangerine Dream, Whitesnake and Top Gun, and his plotting has borne brilliant fruit in the guise of Human Don’t Be Angry.

From the gorgeous alt-MOR swell of ‘Monologue: River’ to the lambent riffs and glimmering krautrock of ‘First Person Singular, Present Tense’ – not to mention the discombobulating art-pop thrill of ‘1985’ – Human Don’t Be Angry is a captivating, drum-embracing beast. It is fortified by guitar-fuelled instrumental adventures (‘The Missing Plutonium’), Frankie Goes to Hollywood homages (‘After the Pleasuredome’) and a fitting widescreen leitmotif (‘HDBA Theme’).

While Middleton’s solo lyrics are typified by self-deprecation, Human Don’t Be Angry’s vocalisms are more forthright, driven and loved-up. ‘I’m coming your way,’ he threatens on the cosmic marital aria, ‘Asklipiio’. Human, gird thy loins.

It was a well-received work, one which made the ten-strong shortlist for the Scottish Album of the Year, but it didn’t sell anything near as many copies as his guitar-focussed albums.

mp3 : Human Don’t Be Angry – H.D.B.A. Theme

There was a follow-up effort, Electric Blue, released in 2015, which was available exclusively on vinyl via Malcolm’s website and limited to 500 copies.  I’ve got one and here’s a track from it:-

mp3 : Human Don’t Be Angry – Cottage Syndrome

One which starts off at a deceptively slow pace for an opening near two minutes before turning into something really inventive and infectious, including some great use of swear words around the five minute marks.  Kind of similar in places to the solo work of Steve Mason (Beta Band, King Biscuit Time). Trust me, it’ll grow on you!!

JC

BEACH BUMMING (5/10)

One week down.  One to go.  Friday nights tend to be a wee bit special round these parts.

Wish You Were Here.

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 5)

Track Listing

I Hope You’re Happy Now – Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Revenge of The Hammond Connection – Primal Scream
Penelope Tree – Felt
Truth Be Told – Dead Hope
Heard About Love – The Big Gun
Big Rock Candy Mountain – The Motorcycle Boy
Wonderful Lie – The Hardy Boys
Sparky’s Dream – Teenage Fanclub
Stars – Dubstar
Triple Trouble (Graham Coxon remix) – Beastie Boys
M.O.R. – Blur
Home – P.I.L.
Apply Some Pleasure – Maximo Park
Lullaby – The Cure
I Miss You – Blink 182
Shellshock – New Order
How I Wrote Elastic Man – The Fall

JC

BEACH BUMMING (4/10)

I’m nowhere near the above beach.  Indeed, i doubt the above beach looks that way in mid-December.

Today’s mix is, indeed, A Postcard from Scotland

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 4)

Track Listing

Bee – Hairband
Don’t Make Me Wait – Emma Pollock
The Shy Retirer – Arab Strap
Michael – Franz Ferdinand
Fall Forever – Honeyblood
Promised You A Miracle – Simple Minds
Gut Feeling – Malcolm Middleton
You Heald The World In Your Arms – Idlewild
No Longer Young Enough – The Just Joans
Fake Fur – Urusei Yatsura
Shimmer Shimmer – She’s Hit
Sore Tummy – PAWS
Taste The Last Girl – Sons & Daughters
These Animals Are Dangerous  – Rote Kapelle
Since Yesterday – Strawberry Switchblade
Blue Boy – Orange Juice
You Can’t Spend You Whole Life Hanging Around With Arseholes – Ballboy
Down The Dip – Aztec Camera

JC

BEACH BUMMING (3/10)

Oh look….it’s another reminder that I’m not around just now.

Today, I’m searching for hidden treasure.

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 3)

Track Listing

You Supply The Roses – Memphis
This Arsehole’s Been Burned Too Many Times Before – Nectarine No.9
Parks and Recreation – Emma Pollock
Youth Knows No Pain  – Lykke Li
Sister – Tracey Thorn feat. Corinne Bailey Rae
Primitive Painters – Felt feat. Elizabeth Frazer
I Walk The Earth – King Biscuit Time
Old Town – Say Sue Me
With Handclaps – Y’All Is Fantasy Island
Munich – Editors
Dream Sequence – Pauline Murray & The Invisible Girls
Love Is A Deserter – The Kills
Look At The Sky – Sons of the Descent
Surfing USA – The Jesus and Mary Chain
The Heinrich Maneuver – Interpol
Sweet and Tender Hooligan – Nouvelle Vague

JC

BEACH BUMMING (2/10)

Second of the hour-long mixes made especially to listen to on the beach this and next week.

Let me show you baby, I’m a talented boy 🙂 🙂 🙂

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 2)

Track Listing

Gett Off – Prince
Psycho Killer – Talking Heads
Paper Planes – M.I.A.
212 – Azelia Banks
Speak Like A Child – The Style Council
Rollercoaster by the Sea – Jonathan Richman
Breathe – The Prodigy
My Doorbell – The White Stripes
Shady Lane – Pavement
The Official Colourbox World Cup Theme – Colourbox
Blues for Ceausescu – Fatima Mansions
Push Upstairs – Underworld
What A Waste – Curve
The Sun A Small Star – The Servants
Don’t Ask My Name – Hangman’s Beautiful Daughters
Revolutionary Spirit – The Wild Swans

JC

BEACH BUMMING (1/10)

I’m off on holiday to tropical climes for the next 12 days. Rather than close things down completely, I’m going to use Monday – Fridays to post some hour-long mixes made especially to listen to on the beach while keeping the usual series going at weekends.

mp3 : Various – Beach Bumming (Volume 1)

Track Listing

Television, the Drug of the Nation – Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
Sweetheart Contract – Magazine
April Skies – Jesus & Mary Chain
Know Who You Are At Every Age – Cocteau Twins
Deceptacon – Le Tigre
No Bulbs 3 (unedited) – The Fall
Nancy Boy – Placebo
Lee Remick – The Go-Betweens
Sick, Tired and Drunk – The June Brides
Ring Ring Ring (ha ha hey) – De La Soul
Protection – Massive Attack
Helicopter – Bloc Party
Orient Express – Port Sulphur
Do I Love You (Indeed I Do) – Frank Wilson
Geno – Dexy’s Midnight Runners
Crocodiles – Echo & The Bunnymen

Me, I’m all smiles.

JC

THE SINGULAR ADVENTURES OF PAUL HAIG (Part 9)

Recorded in 1982, but not released until 1985, this is arguably the strangest of the Paul Haig solo releases.

It had been laid down in the studio for Crépuscule in Brussels but, as was mentioned in earlier parts of this series, the licensing deal with Island led to a number of planned releases being shelved in favour of work commencing on Rhythm of Life.

A magazine interview given by Paul does throw some light on the thinking behind it all.

“After listening to lots of Sinatra records I became aware of these fantastic old songs. I think the music and the lyrics are absolutely incredible – especially the lyrics. The ‘swing’ side starts with The Song Is You, then All of You and Let’s Face the Music and Dance. The ‘dream’ side is Love Me Tender, The Way You Look Tonight and Send In the Clowns. I think the first side is around 1938, with songs by Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, people like that. The second side is slightly more modern.”

“The basic instrumentation on side one is just drums, double bass and piano, with the addition of string synthesiser on side two. We had to try about three sets of musicians before we found these old session musicians that had been playing jazz all their lives. The plano player must have been 70 years old! The drummer was quite young, in his mid twenties, so it was quite a challenge for him to keep pace with these brilliant jazz musicians, as it was for me too. I’m sure they thought it was a joke. I remember I turned up at the studio the morning they arrived. They said, ‘Are you the singer? The producer?’ They looked at each other in disbelief.”

As menationed at the outset, Swing in 82 belatedly emerged in 1985, but with with the original six tracks whittled down to five:-

mp3 : Paul Haig – The Song Is You
mp3 : Paul Haig – All Of You
mp3 : Paul Haig – Let’s Face The Music and Dance
mp3 : Paul Haig – Love Me Tender
mp3 : Paul Haig – The Way You Look Tonight

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #140 : HUE AND CRY

A re-post from just five months ago….

Here’s a single which is kind of like a skeleton in my closet in that I don’t admit to many folk that I like it; indeed it is one I rarely play given nowadays given that I’ve never transferred it or anything else by the band onto the i-pod or i-phone.

Just as I’m finding it really hard to listen to anything involving Morrissey, so it has been for some 30 years with Hue and Cry. For those of you who perhaps aren’t familiar with the group, (which I imagine will be the case with almost all the non-UK readers), it is basically a duo, formed by brother Pat Kane (vocals) and Greg Kane (everything else!) in the mid-80s.

After a debut single in 1986 on a small Glasgow-based independent label, they came to the attention of Virgin Records who signed them to a subsidiary label Circa for whom there was immediate success which was sustained for a few years with a number of chart singles and two albums which went Top 20. They were incredibly popular in Scotland, emerging at a time when a number of others acts across the country were embracing that late 80s big-sounding production with big vocals and big social statements to match, selling out much bigger venues up here than anywhere else.

It soon became apparent that Pat Kane was never going to be content with being a mere pop star.

He made use of his fame to promote himself as something of an intellectual, penning newspaper columns and appearing on television programmes in which he never shied away from airing what he considered to be left-wing credentials. He was also a very strong advocate for independence for Scotland and, to be fair, his arguments and viewpoints did make for interesting reading, gaining more than enough traction to ensure his success when he stood in an election in 1990 for the post of Rector at Glasgow University, which in effect is the highest office that can be held by a non-academic person at that particular seat of learning.

There was seemingly nothing on which Pat Kane didn’t have an opinion, and there was seemingly nothing on which his opinion was wrong. I don’t think I was alone in growing very bored of him very quickly, switching the telly over any time he appeared and completely by-passing any articles I came across in any newspapers. There was an arrogance about him that jarred and, looking back, it is clear to see that he was one of the first ‘champagne socialists’ who would rise to power in later years, albeit at the UK level of politics rather than in Scotland.

All of this made it tough to enjoy his music anymore, but to compound things, he and Greg announced that having enjoyed the rewards from two hit albums they were now going to embrace their lifelong love of jazz, which was my cue to bail out entirely.

Hue and Cry are still on the go today and Pat Kane still has something of a profile as a journalist and political activist but I continue to pay no attention.

But….and this came from looking deep for stuff that might go down well at the Simply Thrilled night(s)….there’s no denying that the duo did write and record an absolute belter of a radio-friendly tune back in 1987:-

mp3 : Hue and Cry – Labour of Love

This was the second single lifted from the debut album and it climbed all the way to #6 in the UK charts. It’s big, bold and brassy with a defiant message. Yes, it could be interpreted as a break-up song with someone telling their other half that the love they had endured for seven years was now over; but let’s not kid ourselves – this was very much an open letter to a right-wing government which was causing havoc to so many communities, including many in and around where the Kane brothers had been brought up. If Billy Bragg had penned this lyric, we’d be still celebrating it as genuine classic.

JC

AN IMAGINARY COMPILATION ALBUM : #199 : SONS & DAUGHTERS

From wiki:-

Sons and Daughters were a rock band from Glasgow, Scotland formed from 2001 to 2012. Its members were Adele Bethel (vocals, guitar, piano), David Gow (drums, percussion), Ailidh Lennon (bass, mandolin, piano) and Scott Paterson (vocals, guitar).

Conceived while on tour with Arab Strap in 2001, Sons and Daughters was initially Adele Bethel’s creation. The band’s line-up at first comprised Bethel, David Gow and Ailidh Lennon, and the band began recording. After the later addition of Scott Paterson as a second vocalist, the band played a number of successful concerts. Their debut release, the twenty five minutes-long Love the Cup was financed by the band and initially released on Ba Da Bing Records label in 2003, and later re-released when Sons and Daughters signed to Domino Records in 2004.

Their second album, The Repulsion Box was released in June 2005. In February 2006 the band were invited to tour with Morrissey on the first leg of his UK tour. Their third album, This Gift, produced by Bernard Butler, was released on 28 January 2008.

After a few years of relative inactivity the band released a free download, “Silver Spell”, accompanied by a trailer for their new album, Mirror Mirror, which was released on 13 June 2011.

On 2 November 2012 the band announced that they would no longer continue as a band bringing an end to 11 years of their career.

They were a band I had an awful lot of time for, and not simply from the connections with Arab Strap. They made music that was unlike most of their Glasgow contemporaries – you would certainly never mistake them for Belle & Sebastian or Camera Obscura – consisting of a blend which tried to fuse post-punk, blues, folk, rockabilly and goth. A more tuneful and slightly less menacing 21st century Birthday Party if you like…..

I’ve long been meaning to pull together an ICA, so here goes. Oh and it has 12 tracks as the normal 10 tracks would have been short a running time.

SIDE A

1. Johnny Cash (from Love The Cup, 2004)

One of my favourite songs of all-time, earning a place in the 45 45s at 45 rundown back in 2008. And the only song by a Glasgow band that I’ve ever heard being played on commercial radio while hanging around a clothes shop on the French Caribbean island of Martinique.

The song was my introduction to the band. I had been told to look out for them by a few who were ‘in the know’ but I had never got round to buying anything. The video to Johnny Cash, played by Zane Lowe on MTV2, immediately caught my ear, thanks to its riff, beat and growling, almost menacing, vocal. And then Adele came in on backing/joint vocal for the chorus and I was mesmerised. I went out and bought the CD the following day.

2. Dance Me In (single version, 2005)

Love The Cup was a calling card, more a seven-track EP than a full-blown album. It was after signing to Domino Records that they went into the famous Conny Plank’s studio in Cologne in January 2005, with Victor Van Vught (who had previously worked with, among others, Nick Cave and PJ Harvey) in the producer’s chair, with the end result being a blistering and frantic 10-track record that was barely 30 minutes in length.

The album had been preceded by the release of a new single, one which had been recorded in August 2004 at Westheath Studios in London, with owner Edwyn Collins in the producer’s chair and his sidekick Sebastian Lewsley on engineering duties.  I’m not entirely sure why Edwyn didn’t go on to produce the whole album – it may well have simply been he didn’t have the time  – but his version of Dance Me In comparion to that which appears on the album is just that little bit more dynamic and danceable.

3. Chains (from This Gift, 2008)

A kind of second cousin to Dance Me In, thanks to the now trademark duel lead vocals and the whoa-whoa-whoas which Adele and Scott delivered like no others. By now, if you’ve really entered into the spirit of things, you should have sort of gyrated yourself dizzy….so it’s time to slow things down just a tad.

4. Rama Lama (from The Repulsion Box, 2005)

Sons & Daughters did record an awful lot of murder ballads, and so it was no real surprise that they eventually appeared on Mr Cave’s radar with him asking them to open for the Bad Seeds at what was, at that point in time, their biggest UK show at the Alexandra Palace, London in August 2005. I had no idea until I got to the venue that they were the support act and so it made for a very special evening.

As with any support acts in a venue as cavernous as the Ally Pally with its 10,000+ all standing capacity, they struggled to get everyone’s attention and there was far too much chattering. What I do recall, however, is that a group of about a dozen folk close to where myself and Mrs V were standing did shut up for a few minutes having been drawn in initially by the punch-to the-guts bass notes opening to Rama Lama and then by the gory and disturbing story which unveiled over the next five minutes. Adele’s spine-chilling vocal back-up to Scott’s deadpan, near spoken delivery, was that of someone who sounded as if she was possessed by something not of this world. Old Nick put on a great show that night, but he and his band didn’t get close to the brilliance of this.

5. Rose Red (from Mirror Mirror, 2011)

If I’m being brutally honest, the final album just before the break-up was something of a disappointment in comparison to what had come before. The band lost much of their edginess, possibly in the hope of getting some overdue commercial success, but the songs just weren’t there. The energy had largely been sapped which was all too apparent in the live setting of a packed hometown gig at SWG3 where a disappointing set was saved towards the end with some oldies before Rose Red, something of a highlight on the new record, brought the night to an end. No encore was given but none was really wanted by the audience. It was no surprise that they break-up was just a matter of months away.

6. Nice’n’Sleazy (b-side, 2005)

Yup…..it’s a cover of The Stranglers song………..and a bloody good one at that. The bass lines and keyboard solo may not be in the class of the original, but Adele’s breathless vocal delivery goes a long way to compensate.

SIDE B

1. Medicine (from The Repulsion Box, 2005)

The opening track on The Repulsion Box opens with what can only be described as a hoedown stomp on speed and sets the tone for much of what was to follow. Oh and it features the best use of a mandolin on any piece of music since….well I’ll come to that a bit later on.

2. Red Receiver (from The Repulsion Box, 2005)

There have been quite a few songs written over the years about being jilted at the altar….but none as good as this.

3. Gilt Complex (from This Gift, 2008)

Another album opener. It was released on 7” and digital download in advance of the album with hopes that it would get airplay and lead to some commercial success. Domino Records had drafted in Bernard Butler to add finesse and polish to the band….it would later be revealed that the recording process wasn’t easy and created a lot of unhappiness for the band…and while the results were a bit mixed there is no question that Gilt Complex was everything that the label was looking for. It must have been a sore one to take when it disappeared without trace. I should mention that the b-side of the 7” was a cover of Killer, the #1 hit for Seal….but having mentioned it, I’ll say nothing more other than it stinks the house out.

4. Fight (from Love The Cup, 2004)

The third track on this side of the ICA which had originally provided the opening to an EP or album. In many ways, it is the archetypal Sons & Daughters track with great vocal interplay between deadpan Scott and excitable Adele while the talents of David and Ailidh see things driven along at perfect pace and without either of them seeming to break sweat. Oh and it features the best use of a mandolin on any piece of music since Losing My Religion…..thanks Ailidh.

5. Broken Bones (from Love The Cup, 2004)

Just as I always expect Red Receiver to follow on immediately from Medicine (see above), so do I always expect Broken Bones to follow on immediately from Fight. This was the first of the Murder Ballads to be put down on vinyl and is one of their most enduring.

6. Awkward Duet (from Love The Cup, 2004)

I realise that by using the closer from Love The Cup to close the ICA, I’ve leant heavily on the EP with four of its seven tracks making the cut. There was just something almost other-worldly about the debut material which was recorded at Chem 19, just outside of Glasgow in the summer of 2003 and which was initially put out on a very small indie before Domino came calling. It is certainly more basic than all the successor works, but by no means is it lo-fi. Sometimes, a minimal amount of tweaking works best of all, as can be heard on Awkward Duet which, at times, almost collapses in on itself such is its fragility. It’s an unexpected piece of maudlin, coming-down type of music at the end of a record which had been truly dynamic and utterly different.

And that, dear readers, brings ICA #199 to an end.

#200 has already been written and held in reserve for that particular occasion. But as I’m going off on holiday next week and as I’m using that particular period for something specific (tune in on Monday for more), you’ll all have to wait a bit.

In the meantime, I’m set to enjoy myself at Simply Thrilled tonight…..

JC

MUM’S THE WORD

It’s after 2am and I’m pulling this piece together just a few hours before publication.

This is most unusual as I’m the type who has things written up weeks in advance, rarely deviating from a planned schedule. But in truth, the posting for 29 November 2019 was always going to be about a blogging friend but I wasn’t sure until now just how I was going to approach it.

The past wee while has been strange in terms of blogging. A crisis of confidence (of sorts) has led to me not reading other people’s stuff over the past six months – I was genuinely scared of visiting places and discovering so many amazingly well-written posts which I had no chance of matching that I’d end up using them as the excuse to give up entirely.

It’s been a selfish thing to do, especially given that I rely often on guest contributions. It’s also been a stupid thing to do as I’ve missed out on things that have been happening to friends – some good things, some bad things, some sad things and some happy things – and my life has been the poorer for it.

I can say that with some certainty as I’ve just spent much of the past three days, whenever I’ve had some spare time (of which there hasn’t been much and thus this particular late shift), catching up with SWC, Tim Badger and KT over at The Sound of Being OK.

There’s a number of reasons why theirs was the first to go back to after all these months – one being that I have received a few e-mails from the trio asking after me and they were kind enough to accept my excuses for not visiting and indeed being very understanding in so many ways.  The main reason, however, was because Tim and SWC supplied me with info and news which was very much in the public domain through their blog but which, of course, I had missed out on, namely that KT and her husband Dom were going to become parents around the end of this calendar year.

I don’t know how many of you are regular visitors to their place – I do know from their own comments section that a number of the regulars to T(n)VV are fans of TSOBO, something which is hardly a surprise given the quality of writing to be found over there.

The month of November has been a particular joy to read as TSOBO has been more or less handed over in its entirety to KT to allow her to say a few things before she takes her leave (hopefully temporarily). Tomorrow is her last day and will see her reveal something about her #1 song/singer/band of all time.

But today, KT will talk about #2 and I have it on good authority it will feature Coldplay. And I have promised the boys that, in her honour, and as a way of saying both thank you and good luck, I will have this blog do likewise. Eventually…..

KT previously provided an ICA on Coldplay. It was a wonderfully written and high-quality piece as you would expect, albeit most of the songs were unfamiliar to me, which in itself is not unusual with most guest ICAs.

However, in this instance, there was a badly judged effort on my behalf to take the piss out of the band, one in which I shamefully encouraged others to join in. It was meant to be funny but the joke wore thin rather quickly and KT would have been well within her rights to call me all the names under the sun.

The fact that she didn’t shows what a class act she truly is…..and I’ll always be grateful to her for being so magnanimous.

TSOBO is the follow-on from an old blog which was known commonly as WYCRA, something which the authors collectively deleted sometime ago.

KT (or KC as she was for much of WYCRA) was introduced to us on the back of an incredibly personal posting about how her world had collapsed around her without warning….it was one of the most remarkable pieces of writing I’d seen anywhere, in hard physical copy or digitally. Over the succeeding weeks and months, Kay (for that is her given name) took us on a rollercoaster of a journey through the life she had lived, introducing us to so many great people who surround her, be they family or friends. Oh, and she also threw out the most wonderful titbits that revealed very funny things about SWC and Tim Badger….

Kay is a ridiculously talented writer – as indeed are her two male sidekicks… and I’ll likely focus on them some other days.  Today is all anout the mum-to-be, someone who is  going to be missed by many, and no doubt by SWC and Tim more than any others, and I’m really looking forward to reading her final two contributions today and tomorrow.

I’ve never heard the song I’m posting today….but an internet search of ‘What’s the happiest Coldplay song?’ threw it up as a suggestion…..and the title seemed appropriate.

This one’s for you missus…..and I want to wish you, Dom and your soon-to-be-born daughter all the happiness in the world.

mp3 : Coldplay – Adventure of a Lifetime

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #131(a) : HIFI SEAN

I mentioned back in #131 of this series that Sean Dickson (formerly of The Soup Dragons and The High Fidelity) was still making records under the name of HiFi Sean.

Thanks to the generosity of Drew from the blog Across The Kitchen Table, I’m able to offer up something very special today, namely the 45 that was made available in a limited number for Record Store Day 2018. Here’s what the promotional blurb said:-

Record Store Day 2018: Clear 7″ vinyl in a clear plastic bag with a clear sticker to announce the partnership of HiFi Sean and David McAlmont (McAlmont & Butler) of their forthcoming album in later part of 2018 which is partially recorded with a Bollywood orchestra in Bangalore, India . The single ‘Transparent’ is in two parts over both sides and will only exist on this vinyl and will not be included on the forthcoming album.

mp3 : HiFi Sean & David McAlmont – Transparent

JC

SOME SONGS ARE GREAT SHORT STORIES (Chapter 18)

It was back in July 2017 that I first featured this occasional series, the idea being to try and offer up an example of where the lyric of a song makes for a great short story.

Here’s a rundown of previous chapters:-

1. I Work In A Saloon – Arab Strap
2. My Sister – Tindersticks
3. Up The Junction – Squeeze (guest contribution from Walter)
4. The Curse of Millhaven – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5. Rushholme Ruffians – The Smiths
6. The Mariner’s Revenge – The Decemberists (guest contribution by Jonny)
7. The Gift – The Velvet Underground (guest contribution by Jacques)
8. The Most Fun – Brakes (guest contribution by jimdoes)
9. Lady of a Certain Age – The Divine Comedy (guest contribution by FoRW)
10. A Week In A Country Jail – Tom T. Hall (guest contribution by Jonny)
11. She’s Leaving Home – The Beatles (guest contribution by Jules)
12. I saw You – Arab Strap
13. Friday Night, Saturday Morning – The Specials
14. Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured – Arctic Monkeys
15. The Ballad of Tindersticks – Tindersticks
16. David’s Last Summer – Pulp
17. Famous Tracheotomies – Okkervil River (guest contribution by Jules)

Strange in some ways that rap hasn’t thus far featured, given that so many of the lyrics tell stories. I’m changing all that today with one of the darkest, most disturbing and chilling of them all. One in which a sexually abused girl, who can’t get anyone to believe her because her father is a respected member of the community, just snaps and kills her father, while he is working in store grottos dressed as Santa Claus.

“If you will suck my soul
I will lick your funky emotions”

(Posdnous)

This is the stylin’ for a little that sounds silly
But nothin’ silly about triflin’ times of Millie
Millie, a Brooklyn Queen-originally from Philly
Complete with that accent that made her sound hillbilly
Around this time, the slammin’ joint was Milk is Chilin’
But even cooler was my social worker Dillon
Yeah, I had a social worker ‘cuz I had some troubles
Anyone who’d riff on me, I’d pop their dome like bubbles
He’d bring me to his crib to watch my favorite races
That’s how his daughter Millie become one of my favorite faces
She had the curves that made you wanna take chances
I mean on her, man, I’d love to make advances
I guess her father must ‘a got the same feelin’
I mean, actually findin’ his own daughter Millie appealing
At the time no one knew but it was a shame
That Millie became a victim of the touchy-touchy game

(Trugoy the Dove]

Yo Millie, what’s the problem, lately you’ve been buggin’
On your dukie earrings, someone must be tuggin’
You were a dancer who could always be found clubbin’
Now you’re world renowned with the frown you’re luggin’
Come to think your face look stink when Dill’s around you
He’s your father-what done happen-did he ground you?
You shouldn’t flip on him ‘cuz Dill is really cool
Matter of fact, the coolest elder in the school
He hooked up a trip to bring us all the Lacey
He volunteered to play old Santa Claus at Macy’s
Child, ya got the best of pops anyone could have
Dillon’s cool, super hip, you should be glad

(Posdnous)

Yeah, it seemed that Santa’s ways were parallel with Dillon
But when Millie and him got him, he was more of a villain
While she slept in he crept inside her bedroom
And he would toss and then would force her to give him head room
Millie tried real hard to let this hell not happen
But when she’d fuss, he would just commence to slappin’
(Yo Dillon man, Millie’s been out of school for a week, man, what’s the deal?)
I guess he was givin’ Millie’s bruises time to heal
Of course he told us she was sick and we believed him
And at the department store as Santa we would see ’em
And as he smiled, his own child was at home plottin’
How off the face of this earth she was gonna knock him
When I got home, I found she had tried to call me
My machine had kicked to her hey how ya doin’ (sorry)
I tried to call the honey but her line was busy
I guess I’ll head to Macy’s and bug out on Dillon

(Trugoy the Dove]

I received a call from Misses Sick herself
I asked her how was she recoverin’ her health
She said that what she had to ask would make it seem minute
She wanted to talk serious, I said, “go ahead-shoot”
She claimed I hit the combo dead upon the missal
Wanted to know if I could get a loaded pistol
That ain’t a problem but why would Millie need one
She said she wanted her pops Dillon to heed one
Ran some style about him pushin’ on her privates
Look honey, I don’t care if you kick five fits
There’s no way that you can prove to me that Dill’s flip
He might breathe a blunt but ya jeans he wouldn’t rip
You’re just mad he’s your overseer at school
No need to play him out like he’s someone cruel
She kicked that she would go get it from somewhere else
Yeah, whatever you say, go for ya self

(Posdnous)

Macy’s department store, the scene for Santa’s kisses
And all the little brats demandin’ all of their wishes
Time passes by as I wait for my younger brother
He as his wish, I waste no time to return him back to Mother
As I’m jettin’, Millie floats in like a zombie
I ask her what’s her problem, all she says is “Where is he?”
I give a point, she pulls a pistol, people screamin’
She shouts to Dill he’s off to hell cuz he’s a demon
None of the kids could understand what was the cause
All they could see was a girl holdin’ a pistol on Claus
Dillon pleaded mercy, said he didn’t mean to
Do all the things that her mind could do nothing but cling to
Millie bucked him and with the quickness it was over

mp3 : De La Soul – Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa

Despite a real lack of radio play, its release as a single in 1991 saw it reach #50. Don’t think, however, it’s made it onto any festive compilations.

JC

HERE COMES YOUR MAN (AGAIN)

No apologies today even though this is a repeat posting from January 2017 in terms of the songs. In my defence I’m coming at the lead song from a different angle as last time round it was one of the b-sides which prompted the piece.

Pixies never really wanted to be bona-fide pop stars whose songs hung around the higher echelons of the charts – for evidence, you only need to look at the way they handled the eventual release of Here Comes Your Man as a stand-alone single.

The track is very unusual in comparison to much of the rest of the band’s late 80s/early 90s material. As has been written elsewhere on t’internet:-

“In contrast with the fractured compositional style the band became known for, Here Comes Your Man follows a straightforward verse/pre-chorus/chorus structure, with a short instrumental break in the middle – the very definition of a perfect three-and-a-half-minute pop single.”

It’s also a song which, by the time of its release in 1989 was almost ten years old as Black Francis had composed it when he was just 15 years of age. A version had been included in the demo tape which got them the deal with 4AD Records but the composer vetoed its inclusion firstly on Come On Pilgrim and again on Surfer Rosa. Indeed, it was only sleight of hand by producer Gil Norton that led to it being recorded for inclusion on Doolittle – the band, and in particular the front man condescendingly referred to it as ‘the Tom Petty song’ and way too commercial sounding. Norton waited until Francis was out of the studio and had the other three members record a fresh take on the tune, including Joey Santiago adding a new riff to beef things up, with the results being different enough to warrant a new vocal.

The label bosses worked hard to have it scheduled as a single, only getting their way by agreeing it wouldn’t be used as a precursor for the album. A promo video was made but sort of sabotaged by Francis and Kim Deal who made no attempt to mime the words thus causing severe bafflement to the MTV bosses. The band also turned down requests to play the song on the national chat shows which dominated US television in those days and indeed hardly ever included it in any live shows.

Despite all this, the single got a fair bit of play on college radio in the States and on evening shows in the UK and Europe. It reached #54 in the UK singles charts in July 1989, #1 in the UK Indie Charts and #3 on the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks chart.

Here’s all four tracks from the 12”

mp3 : Pixies – Here Comes Your Man
mp3 : Pixies – Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf)
mp3 : Pixies – Into the White
mp3 : Pixies – Bailey’s Walk

The question is……given that this alternative, wonderfully slowed-down version of Wave of Mutilation was recorded at Palladium Studios in Edinburgh, does it qualify enough to be aired at Simply Thrilled, the upcoming club night celebrating the best of Scotland’s alternative music??

JC

THE SINGULAR ADVENTURES OF PAUL HAIG (Part 8)

It was as recently as 15 April 2018 when I featured the eighth solo single by Paul Haig:-

Released in Sepember 1984, the production is credited to B-Music/Dojo; in other words Bernard Sumner and Donald Johnson. How many of you wanted to shout out ‘Confusion’ just before Paul’s vocals kicked in?

The b-side is also worth a listen for a number of reasons – it’s a fun and fast-tempo cover of a Suicide classic that was produced by Alan Rankine.

The same b-side as had appeared on Big Blue World (featured in Part 7 of the series) and so it won’t be re-posted.

As for the a-side, the April post featured the 7″ version as released here in the UK. The sleeve at the top of this posting is that of the 12″ Belgian release on Les Disques Du Crépuscule and here’s the two tracks:-

mp3 : Paul Haig – The Only Truth (extended)
mp3 : Paul Haig – The Only Truth (instrumental)

The latter is a particular joy, especially if you’ve any fondness for mid 80s era New Order.

JC