
Many many many years ago, far more than I care to remember, my mate Jacques the Kipper took the above photo and put it onto a t-shirt, but he superimposed my face, with my tongue hanging out, where Bobby Gillespie‘s had been in the original. There was a caption added to the t-shirt above the doctored image which said ‘Kylie’s Got A Crush On Us’. There was another caption added below the image which said ‘I Should Be So Lucky’. In the days when doing photoshop stuff was very much in its infancy, it was a genuine work of art.
I wore the t-shirt until it had been put in the wash so often that it all began to fade….especially the image. I think I still have it somewhere, but if is so, it’ll be in a box that’s difficult to access without turning the storage area in Villain Towers totally upside down.
I’m recalling all this in the day I turn 62 years old. I really shouldn’t still have crushes. But I do.
Sigh.
One of the captions on the t-shirt is courtesy of a song written in the early 90s by Gerry Love, who at the time was still part of Teenage Fanclub.
mp3: BMX Bandits – Kylie’s Got A Crush On Us
It was released as a single on Creation Records in 1993. I’m not sure if the Fannies, other than this take on things, ever recorded the song:-
mp3: Teenage Fanclub – Kylie’s Got A Crush On Us
As played during the soundcheck at Coventry Polytechnic on 25 January 1992. It became of the ‘Rare Creation Tape’, which was given away with the April 1992 edition of Select magazine.
It all, of course, easily predates the world’s complete infatuation with the Aussie with the sexy bum…..
JC
PS : A reminder that I’m running a wee competition to commemorate this particular birthday. Just scroll back to the posting of 17 June for more details.











