Month: February 2018

Seems fair, given the brilliance of some of the comments this week, to compile an imaginary match report:-

This Round begins with the band that was once my “All Time Favorite” winning and then ends with the band that usurped that position. (echorich)

A few of these matches never made it to the pitch. Most cruised to easy wins. A couple were tight, and I freely admit there was cheating with one of the matches. I voted for a hero instead of heroes. Felt sorry for him, frankly. Getting thumped.(Brian)

I’m disappointed with the way some of these results are going. Cup football really is a shocker sometimes. (swiss adam)

Blimey. Some nailbiting ties here, but equally, quite a few Stockport County v Chesterfield-type games too. Some of my ties were decided by some dodgy refereeing decisions and the influence of a shady Welsh-based betting syndicate, but here’s the full-time scores. Cue Sports Report theme and the voice of Charlotte Green…(Robster)

MGMT 3 v The Clash 37

The Clash (you could put virtually any song up against White Man In Hammersmith Palais, the answer would still be The Clash) (rigid digit)

Martin Stephenson 26 v Andrew Weatherall 10

Lord Sabre’s notorious quality pressing(s) not enough to overcome an early lead from one of the most talented teams out there. (Luca)
“It isn’t the hours you put in, but what you put in the hours!”. Easy, one of The Daintees’ finest recordings against a tune I’m probably a bit too old for …(sexy loser)

Johnny Marr 16 v Rod Stewart 23

Rod Stewart. Poor effort by Girls Aloud – perhaps if they’d stuck with their usual classic pop rather than relying on a throwaway guitar line from some guitarist or other. I mean – Ronnie Wood, Ian McLagan and Mick Waller, how do you compete with a back line of that quality. (Jacques)
Having one of the most gifted role players on your team can win you a lot of games, but this time the weight of tradition was simply too much.(Luca)
Surprised that Johnny Marr didn’t take the competition more seriously, although perhaps he’s got hopes of going all the way with his other outfit (jimdoes)
feels odd to be voting against Johnny… or FOR Rod (Rol)

Asian Dub Foundation 21 v Stars 14

ADF who have the skills to pay the bills.(wycranything)

The Durutti Column 20 v The Beta Band 15

It wasn’t a classic but Reilly at sweeper kept it tight while Mason on the other side lacked his usual verve (Jacques)
tough choice here, genuinely. But the boy Reilly edged those Betas out (bagging area)
looking at a 0-0 draw, beta band scores own goal disappointing yet again the rabid supporters who traveled to the away game (GJ)
The Beta Band’s tikitaka gave them ball possession for most of the match, but lack of focus was an issue against Vini Reilly’ s prowess (Luca)

Clyde McPhatter 20 v Gene Loves Jezebel 16

classic football here. Head up, crisp passes, executed brilliantly. Not a close match at all (GJ)
Gene Love Jezabel barely got out of the changing rooms due to over use of hair spray (jimdoes)

Grandaddy 10 v Husker Du 26

Two sides marred by tragedy this past year…the minute’s silence beforehand was impeccably observed (Malky Tucker)
A man down but Husker Du hold on till the final whistle (bagging area)

OMD 21 v Super Furry Animals 17

“There’s only a little difference between Champs and Chumps!”. A most boring game to watch, it must be said. OMD win in the end, but it was close …(sexy loser)
SFA benches their A squad and fields their B squad thinking that they will win the match easily. It doesn’t happen.(GJ)
Genuinely can’t believe SFA fielded a second-string outfit for this one. (Malky Tucker)

Teenage Fanclub 20 v Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (2) 20

The Aussies opened up an early lead but were pegged back by Fannies on the stroke of half-time. The final few days were a war of attrition with nobody ever getting more than a goal ahead at any time.

I had an idea at least one match this week might go all the way…and so for any tie-break scenario I asked my work colleague Doog, who also happens to be the keyboard player with The Just Joans to cast some votes.  He did this on Thursday as he had the small matter of his wife Fiona giving birth on Friday!! (a boy…their second….both baby and mum are doing well!)

Doog’s shouts were Asian Dub Foundation, Beta Band, Clyde McPhatter and Daft Punk, none of which were needed. When it came to Nick v TFC, he said he couldn’t separate them.  He threw a £1 into the air which landed heads; in doing so he made this observation in a comment come true…

so painful won on toss of the coin (Bill)

Heads was The Mercy Seat by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.

the Bellshill Beatles couldn’t get the ball off Cave in this one (aldo)
Cave gets it as it’s a live recording and the Bad Seeds have, for years, been the best live band on the circuit (Malky Tucker)
the live version clinches it against a very strong TF track (the great gog)
Those kiddie dilettantes tried, but it was not enough to steal a win when you’re clearly not (a) Big Star. (Luca)
if you match the quality of the two centre forwards, Mercy Seat is a world class performer at every stage of his career while GKIT only really turns it on against weaker opposition. (Robster)

Roddy Frame 7 v The Stranglers 31

Frame’s midfield artistry undone by Trotsky’s devastating wing play on the left.(aldo)
love Roddy, but against the Stranglers strongest song? (Rol)
Major upset for me here but Roddy just didnt take it seriously (Matt)
Not a popular result in the commentary box (Julian Badenoch)
the Boy Wonder needs his team mates around him (charity chic)
sorry Roddy. The Stranglers didn’t send me a Christmas card, and in 1983, when I saw the Stranglers live, I was listening more to High Land, Hard Rain than No More Heroes, but that song is pure class. (nic ross)
Neil warnocks team kick the opposition all over the park. (friend of rachel worth)

Fats Comet/Tackhead 6 v The Pixies 30

non-league vs World Champions. No contest. Game abandoned at half-time due to the home team’s refusal to leave the dressing room for the second half. The H-T score was allowed to stand. (Robster)
“A ‘head(er) on’ from Francis to Deal – and it’s there. Deal scores. And it’s 1-0 to the team from Boston. And there simply will not be enough time for a response.” (strangeways)
Pixies – by a Gigantic margin (charity chic)

Yellow Magic Orchestra 13 v The Stone Roses 25

The Mancunian juggernauts needed to go on extra-time to snatch this victory from the jaws of defeat, having been initially caught completely by surprise by a not very well known Oriental team. (Luca)
Yet another difficult tie but truculent Mancunians usually win (bagging area)
“Sweat more in preparation, bleed less in battle!”. An easy task for The Roses, ‘Cos I’m afraid I’m not clever enough to understand the YMO’s tactics. Never have been, in fact! (sexy loser)

The Lucksmiths 17 v Daft Punk 23

5imply 5uperb play from the French. Against 5ome teams you just have no hope. The Lucksmiths got 5wept. (Luca)
(Un)luck(y)smith United had a stinker of a draw (Julain Badenoch)
Lucksmiths the awful victims of their opponents ability to drive a horse and carriage through the Financial Fair Play regulations and field a superstar vocalist. (Malky Tucker)

A.R. Kane 7 v The Trashcan Sinatras 27

Oh, come on, AR Kane – what a weak performance! (sexy loser)
The self proclaimed dark horses through as the opposition sound like they are all on drugs and not performance enhancing ones (jimdoes)

Coldplay 11 v The Detroit Cobras 23

No such luck for U2’s B team on the end of a severe thrashing from Detroit Cobras.(jacques)
Any team would have beaten the shower of shite that is Coldplay (jimdoes)
5 minutes of Chris Martin whining or a tune that was made by people who sounded like they were enjoying themselves? Hmmm.(the great gog)

Leonard Cohen 7 v Echo and The Bunnymen 34

And so we reach the final tie of what has been a very entertaining first round. No messing with this one. Spare Us The Clutter was always going to clean up this one. Here’s hoping star striker McCulloch can Do It Clean in the forthcoming rounds. (jacques)
A great match that went to extra time and penalties, such a shame there had to be a loser (Julian Badenoch)
Slow cool just won’t do against pure energy in a game like this (Martin)
what a match this was, the determining factor in the end being the strength of the team selection.(Robster)

 

I know the last four Saturdays have been a bit frantic but the staging of 16 ties was all about making the remainder of the ICA World Cup much more manageable.

The crazy nature of the draw meant that a few of the big names have gone out early on, but there’s still plenty of your favourites, dark horses and underdogs in the hat to hopefully make it still worth your while to keep an interest.

Today marks the beginning of Round 2, with 64 teams still left to battle things out. There will be just four ties per week at this stage which allows a little bit more of an in-depth look at the match-ups.

Here’s matches 1-4.

SBTRKT v The Fall

SBTRKT came through a low-scoring affair against Kanye West in Round 1 in a match which didn’t offer too many moments for the highlight reel. The Fall, represented last time by 15 Ways, lifted from what was the first ICA of the four that have featured in thes series, came through quite comfortably against Queens of the Stone Age in a tie that was played against the sad backdrop of the death of Mark E Smith. The bookies, even before the songs were selected, have made the post-punk veterans, with their huge squad to choose from, strong favourites. Maybe they were a touch premature…..

The Light (from Wonder Where We Land, 2014) v Birthday Song (from The Marshall Suite, 1999)

Kitchens of Distinction v Talking Heads

A fascinating match-up between an English band whose vocalist was born in Switzerland and an American band whose vocalist was born in Scotland. Kitchens of Distinction came through comfortably against The Indelicates last time round, thanks to Japan to Jupiter, one of the tracks from their 2013 comeback album. They are likely going to have to hope that one of their songs from their golden period of 86-96 gets onto the pitch today to face a side who have seen off two dogged and determined opponents in Close Lobsters and Massive Attack. This could all depend on the coin and dice….

Sand On Fire (from Cowboys and Aliens, 1994) v Artists Only (from More Songs About Buildings and Food, 1978)

Sonic Youth v Edwyn Collins

A tie in which both managers have been effusive about the other side’s star qualities and abilities. Sonic Youth played a dangerous game in Round 1, fielding what to many was the less than stellar I Love You Golden Blue, but it was enough to fend off Billy Joel. The former Orange Juice vocalist came through a really tough opener, knocking out Associates whom many were tipping  for a good run. Both will likely require one of their best in this round to advance any further.

mp3 : The Empty Page (from Murray Street, 2002) v If You Could Love Me (from Gorgeous George, 1994)

The Velvet Underground v Talk Talk

A really strong showing, thanks to fielding Waiting For The Man, enabled the 60s veterans to easily see off the challenge of The National last time round and on paper, they should probably have enough to get through against one of the cult UK acts of the 80s, much of whose work as featured on the ICA is far removed from the pop hits that took them into the singles charts on a couple of occasions. You could call this an intiguing match-up….especially as the former are represented by a track that is more of a jam than a finished song….

mp3 : The Booker T (from Peel Slowly and See boxset, 1995) v The Rainbow (from Spirit of Eden, 1988)

Please have your votes in by Friday 16 February but voting from now on will close at 10pm (sitting up to midnight these past four Fridays has been tough going, especially when nothing has actually happened at the last minute!!).

As ever, you don’t have to get involved in all of the ties.

Tune in next Saturday for matches 5-8, one of which may well be the hardest choice of songs you’ll have faced….thus far!

JC

 

The running commentaries this week have been a scream.  I’m going to compile the best of them (and sadly there isn’t room for everything) into a short report on Saturday morning.

MGMT 3 v The Clash 27
Martin Stephenson 20 v Andrew Weatherall 6
Johnny Marr 10 v Rod Stewart 19
Asian Dub Foundation 14 v Stars 12
The Durutti Column 13 v The Beta Band 12
Clyde McPhatter 13 v Gene Loves Jezebel 13
Grandaddy 7 v Husker Du 19
OMD 17 v Super Furry Animals 12
Teenage Fanclub 15 v Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (2) 15
Roddy Frame 6 v The Stranglers 22
Fats Comet/Tackhead 5 v The Pixies 21
Yellow Magic Orchestra 8 v The Stone Roses 21
The Lucksmiths 14 v Daft Punk 16
A.R. Kane 5 v The Trashcan Sinatras 20
Coldplay 10 v The Detroit Cobras 14
Leonard Cohen 4 v Echo and The Bunnymen 27

(all as at 1.30pm on Tuesday 6 February – I’m out doing my matchday announcer at Raith Rovers in the evening and unable to keep up with blog stuff).

Fair to say that there’s a couple of unexpected shock results in the offing while others are far too tight to call.  Special mention to Teenage Fanclub who were 6-1 down early on but have gradually pulled things back in what is proving to be a compelling contest.

Click here for a reminder of what the full list of songs are. Deadline is Friday midnight.

This coming Saturday will see the start of Round 2 – it will be played over an extended period of 8 weeks, with four ties each time.  The draw has already been made with all of the above in as an either/or option.

Here’s everyone who went into the hat for Round 2:-

1. A.R. Kane or Trash Can Sinatras
2. Arab Strap
3. Asian Dub Foundation or Stars
4. Big Audio Dynamtie
5. Billy Bragg
6. British Sea Power
7. Butcher Boy
8. Carter USM
9. The Charlatans
10. Coldplay or The Detroit Cobras
11. The Cramps
12. Durutti Column or The Beta Band
13. Echo & The Bunnymen or Leonard Cohen
14. Edwyn Collins
15. Emiliana Torrini
16. Everything But The Girl
17. The Fall
18. Farmer’s Boys/The Higsons
19. Fats Comet/Tackhead or The Pixies
20. Gene Loves Jezebel or Clyde McPhatter
21. The Go-Betweens
22. Grandaddy or Husker Du
23. Half Man Half Biscuit
24. The Housemartins
25. The Jam
26. The Jesus & Mary Chain
27. Johnny Marr or Rod Stewart
28. Julian Cope
29. Kitchens of Distinction
30. Lambchop
31. The Lemonheads
32. The Lightning Seeds
33. Lloyd Cole & The Commotions
34. The Lucksmiths or Daft Punk
35. Magazine
36. Martin Stephenson or Andrew Weatherall
37. MGMT or The Clash
38. New Order
39. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds or Teenage Fanclub
40. Orange Juice
41. Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark or Super Furry Animals
42. Paul Quinn
43. Pavement
44. Pete Wylie
45. PJ Harvey
46. The Police
47. Prefab Sprout
48. Pulp
49. R.E.M
50. Ride
51. Roddy Frame or The Stranglers
52. Saint Etienne
53. SBTRKT
54. The Skids
55. The Smiths
56. Sonic Youth
57. Talk Talk
58. Talking Heads
59. The The
60. The Velvet Underground
61. The Wedding Present
62. Wire
63. XTC
64. Yellow Magic Orchestra or The Stone Roses

Here’s today’s banging tune

mp3 : Fatboy Slim – Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat

JC

 

Four weeks in and you should know the drill by now….I’ve dug out a Scottish classic TV intro for the tune this week.

I also wanted to begin by saying a huge thanks to everyone who has voted over the past three week…especially those who have shared additional thoughts along with your selections.  Almost everyone has voted via the comments section, but there is one correspondent, a real football/music fanatic who is very well known to myself, Jacques and Aldo, who insists on doing so by email.  His entry this week made me laugh:-

Here are votes of the Cambuslang jury for Round 1 part 3

1. TJAMC
2. Joe Strummer
3. OK it’s the only Pippettes tune I know. But I like it. Sorry Lloydy.
4. This was like being at Livi v Falkirk last Tuesday desperately hoping something would happen. It did – Falkirk scored with the last kick of the game – as have T-Rex here. Would have preferred The Jam to go through, but that’s life.
5. Woah. The Faces pushed Saint Billy closer here than I would have expected. Great 2nd half performance from the Bard of Barking closed out the victory.
6. The Housemartins (I prefer their average track to Gene’s equivalent).
7. Never thought I’d find myself having to compare Mr Duggie’s work to Emiliana Torrini!! Hardest one yet to be dispassionate about. But I really do prefer the Huge Doggie song.
8.Jayhawks
9. This battle of the heavyweights was always going to be down to the luck of the draw. Will be surprised if many others haven’t also gone for Radiohead on this basis.
10. Elbows Out? No, Elbow’s in! (And no, it’s not cos you didn’t invite me out to see the Skids the other week!)
11. Aw this was harder than I expected. Go on, Underworld then.
12. This is getting harder! Dwight Yoakam.
13. Holy moly, this is taking the piss now. I just can’t decide. So I won’t, sorry.
14. Honestly can’t believe I’m doing this, but on the basis of this track. Simple Minds. Jeez, how did that happen?
15. Mixing sporting metaphors now, but this was a TKO in round one. VU. The National never stood a chance.
16. Quirky, Quixotic. Take away the vowels (and err, a ‘Q’) and my answer you will have!

This is too much fun.

M.

I do hope you’re all enjoying this as much as M.  Given the heavyweight nature of so many ties this past week, I’m thinking you’ll be keen to get the results immediately….but before I do, please let me share the mental torture the final few hours brought me.

Two of the ties were either level-pegging or had one goal in it since Thursday morning.  Each vote that came in seemed to swing it one way or another.  The final say came from strangeways, fresh from his personal triumph with his Talulah Gosh ICA (now there’s a team to watch in the 2020 edition of the tournament). He clinched it for one of the teams in the match-up of the heavyweights, relying as he says on a Video-Assisted Referee to make his mind up. However, his vote made it a tie in the Foil v Emiliana Torrini clash.  As a result, it has gone to extra-time and the possibility of penalties.  Here’s the other scores for you meantime…..

STOP PRESS……………………………..Emiliana Torrini goes through 5-3 on pens.

So how do you follow all that drama? Easy-peasy…………..

MGMT v The Clash

Flash Delirium (taken from Congratulations, 2010) v White Man In Hammersmith Palais (single, 1978)

Martin Stephenson v Andrew Weatherall

Crocodile Cryer (from Boat To Bolivia, 1986) v Toddla T and Roots Manuva ‘Watch Me Dance’ (Andrew Weatherall Remix) (2011)

Johnny Marr v Rod Stewart

Girls Aloud – Rolling Back The Rivers In Time (2008) v Country Comforts (from Gasoline Alley, 1970)

Asian Dub Foundation v Stars

Naxalite (from Rafis Revenge, 1998) v The 400 (from The North, 2012)

The Durutti Column v The Beta Band

Madeleine (from Lips That Would Kiss EP, 1980) v Dance O’er The Border (from The Beta Band, 1999)

Clyde McPhatter v Gene Loves Jezebel

Bip Bam (single, 1954) v Motion Of Love (from The House Of Dolls, 1987)

Grandaddy v Husker Du

Jeez Louise (from Just Like The Fambly Cat, 2006) v Makes No Sense At All (single, 1985)

O.M.D v Super Furry Animals

Pulse (from History of Modern, 2010) v Arnofio/Glo In The Dark (b-side, 1996)

Teenage Fanclub v Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Don’t blame me…..and if you ever wanted proof that this draw isn’t rigged, you just got it!

God Knows It’s True (Peel Session) (1991)

The Mercy Seat [live] (from Live Seeds, 1993)

Roddy Frame v The Stranglers

Bigger Brighter Better (from The North Star, 1998) v No More Heroes (from same, 1977)

Fats Comet/Tackhead v The Pixies

Fats Comet – Bop Bop (single, 1984) v Head On (from Trompe Le Monde, 1991)

Yellow Magic Orchestra v The Stone Roses

Ryuichi Sakamoto – Riot in Lagos (from B-2 Unit, 1980) v Begging You (from The Second Coming, 1995)

The Lucksmiths v Daft Punk

Southernmost (from Southernmost EP, 1999) v Get Lucky (from Random Access Memories, 2013)

A.R. Kane v The Trash Can Sinatras

Sperm Whale Trip Over (from Sixty Nine, 1988) v All the Dark Horses (from Weightlifting, 2004)

Coldplay v The Detroit Cobras

Square One (from X&Y, 2005) v  Down In Louisiana (from The Original Recordings, 1996)

Leonard Cohen v Echo and The Bunnymen

Chelsea Hotel #2 (from New Skin From The Old Ceremony, 1974) v The Cutter (from Porcupine, 1983)

Those, genuinely, were the last two names left in the bag for the 1st Round.

As ever, please don’t feel you have to offer your views on all the match-ups, but I’m sure the TV game will have everyone offering an opinion.

Deadline is Friday 9 February, midnight UK time.

48 teams are already through and the 16 winners from the above will join them.  It’s been a frantic first four weeks, but it will ease down after this week with a maximum of four ties in each feature, thus allowing a few words to be said on each song and/or performer(s).  The first four games of Round 2 will be with you next Saturday.

JC