a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

I don’t know a more indulgent man than our good host. Over the years, JC has posted every random thing I sent him. A series about New York City songs. Another series called Charged Particles where all the song titles end with “ion.” Lots of nonsense about my tenure in a country band. Song Story entries. Interviews with guys who made REM videos. And while the faithful crowd submits lovingly curated imaginary compilation albums by their favorite bands, JC never once objected to my oddball ICAs about trumpets, side projects, days of the week, presidential elections (sob), stellar basslines, songs that bands took their names from, or unconventional instruments. Not to mention my chiming in every day with unsolicited opinions in the comments section.
But, being an incorrigible and pushy New Yorker, I thought, “why not shamelessly take advantage of Jim’s good graces and try to unload even more of my musical BS on him? He knows I’m too lazy to start my own blog–could I get away with hijacking even more of his web space?” I was facetiming with Jim when I threw the idea at him and he didn’t appear to choke on anything or swear at me, even under his breath. Instead, he greenlighted Fictive* Fridays, a platform for yet more of my, er, idiosyncratic musical observations.
So, here goes. Let’s revisit some themes I posted about before, and take a look at some new ones to expect, smorgasbord style:
Charged Particles: Annihilation by Wilco. This is from the band’s most recent release, an EP from 2024 titled Hot Sun Cool Shroud. Trademark Wilco everything: clever lyric, hummable melody, arty guitars, and Jeff Tweedy‘s relaxed, friendly croon over the top.
Trumpets: Burial Ground by The Decemberists. Lead single off the 12ths last album, As It Ever Was, So Will It Be Again. The trumpet arrives around the 2:43 mark, and that’s exactly how Victor Nash played it at LA’s Bellwether when I saw them tour the LP last summer. And, yes, that is the Shins’ James Mercer guesting on background vocals.
Basslines: B-Movie by Elvis Costello & The Attractions. I get that folks don’t care a lot about bassists, but if you’re ever going to pay attention to what’s happening on the low end, this song is as good as it gets. It’s only 2 minutes long, and Bruce Thomas plays about 2,000 notes. And not one is out of place, and nothing in the line is predictable. From the spectacular Get Happy!! album, recorded 45 years ago this month.
Everyone’s Your Friend in NYC: Rockaway Beach by the Ramones. EYFINYC was a series of reminiscences about Gotham co-written with long-time contributor Echorich. We had a fun time collaborating but stopped for reasons I can’t even remember. But I found what was to be another instalment, a bit about specific NYC neighborhoods. Rockaway Beach is part of a long spit of land enclosing Jamaica Bay in southwest Queens county, not too far from the Ramones’ home base of Forest Hills. (Echorich grew up in Queens and I was born there.) There was a wooden boardwalk along the beach that lasted nearly 100 years, until it was unceremoniously destroyed by Hurricane Sandy in 2012. Now the boardwalk is concrete. Some of my earliest memories are of Far Rockaway, where my great-grandma lived. Dee Dee was reportedly the only beachgoer in the band and he wrote the song. I love the couplet “Chewin’ out a rhythm on my bubble gum–the sun is out and I want some.” A banger from 1977’s Rocket to Russia.
What Is That Thing? (weird Instruments): No Surprises by Radiohead. That’s a glockenspiel Jonny Greenwood‘s playing here. Thom Yorke wanted the song to sound like a lullaby, and had Pet Sounds and Louis Armstrong‘s ‘Wonderful World’ in mind when he wrote it. You can YouTube our boy studiously malleting the thing on the Jools Holland show circa 1997.
DIY: Alone+Easy Target by Foo Fighters. DIY songs are–you guessed it–songs where the musician recorded everything by themselves. I’m not the biggest Foo Fighters fan, despite my (and JC’s) drummer Randy being a major fan, but I’m impressed that Dave Grohl wrote all the songs on the self-titled debut album and played all the instruments. This one sounds more like Nirvana to me anyway, which is a good thing.
Wiseguys: Tidal Wave by Apples in Stereo. “Smart people do a lot of things well,” the beautiful Goldie once told me. Robert Schneider founded the Elephant 6 record label, a collective of great American indie bands. In addition to the Apples, whom Schneider fronted, E6 released records by the Minders, Olivia Tremor Control, and Neutral Milk Hotel, whose classic In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Schneider produced. He’s also got a Ph.D. in mathematics and is now an assistant professor specializing in number theory and combinatorics. I met Schneider after a gig many years ago and asked about a song in the set that I didn’t recognize. It was their version of the Beach Boys‘ ‘Heroes and Villains,‘ which, he said, “is the greatest song ever written…yet.”
Who’s That Girl?: Yesterday Girl by The Smithereens. When I was in college I made a compilation tape called ‘Who’s That Girl’ which was a bunch of songs that were all titled “[something] Girl.” I ended up making quite a few of those. When my music collection was computerized I continued putting the songs in a playlist. I thought about doing an ICA, but I didn’t know where to start, since I’ve got literally hundreds of songs to choose from. But this one was an easy call–a straight up power pop classic from the Jersey boys and a favorite of my (and JC’s) lead guitarist Dr. Rigberg. Third single from the band’s 1989 LP, 11.
Jane Says: Captain Easychord by Stereolab. My daughter’s musical knowledge is astonishing. She started a Spotify playlist of songs she thinks I’d like that she adds to periodically. Artists on it include Fundkadelic, Kevin Ayers, Sonic Youth, Les Baxter, Pinback, Hole, Yusef Lateef, MF Doom, Nina Simone, David Byrne, Harry Nilsson, Kings of Convenience, Trembling Blue Stars, plus hundreds of others I’d never heard of. The playlist is about 24 hours long now. How does she know about all this music? I was an early fan of Stereolab but forgot about them until Jane dropped this into the list. From the 2005 compilation LP Oscillons from the Anti-Sun.
He Said She Said: Sometimes Always by The Jesus and Mary Chain. I was wondering how many songs I could think of where male and female singers trade verses. Not duets, mind you, but a straight up back and forth. Other folks think about the Gaza genocide or the Nazification of the US–but I wonder about things like this. I came up with quite a few, actually, but I picked this one–with Mazzy Star frontwoman/LA native Hope Sandoval singing along with the Glaswegians–in honor of my friendship with the Villain.
*JC asked me why I changed my handle from JTFL (Jonny the Friendly Lawyer) to Fiktiv. Not sure why anyone would care, but the answer is simple: I’m not that friendly and I pretty much stopped practicing law. Man, I hate lawyers.
Please stay tuned for more Friday fun.
FIKTIV
JC adds……..
Delighted to have Jonny on board, and despite his protestations, he is indeed a friendly guy, as I can very much readily testify to after he and his amazing wife Goldie hosted myself and Rachel, for more than a week, at their wonderful home in Santa Monica.
And just in case anyone doesn’t understand the references to Randy and Dr Rigberg, they are members of the Dial-Ups, a rather wonderful covers band from Santa Monica who were kind enough to have me become a temporary member one night when I joined them on stage and played cowbell…while I was wearing a Raith Rovers football jersey. A genuinely unforgettable experience.
Jonny, like anyone who wants to offer up a guest posting on TVV, is free to say go anywhere he likes. Strap yourselves in for what should be an epic ride.