FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #5

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

The Song Retains The Name

Blur’s debut Leisure helped kickstart Britpop. I couldn’t help but notice that many of its song titles were shared by classic pop releases, and I wondered if that was deliberate. Specifically, Bowie had a song called ‘Repetition’ on the Lodger LP. The Carpenters had an international hit with ‘Sing.’ And ‘Come Together,’ ‘Birthday’, and ‘Slow Down’ are all songs recorded by the Beatles. I was thinking about an ICA based on those vintage nuggets when it occurred to me that TVV isn’t the best forum for ancient history. Nope–I’m so freakin’ old that it’s the next generation of musicians I should be looking to. So, let’s go back to Blur.

Repetition. Blur (1991).

This song probably qualifies as a shoegaze number, with its droning, sludgy guitars and Damon Albarn doing nothing to disguise his Essex twang. Graham Coxon would eventually emerge as a guitar god while Mr. Albarn morphed into 2-D and countless other personas. But Leisure, with its killer second single ‘There’s No Other Way’, put the boys on the map.

Repetition. TV on the Radio (2011).

From the Brooklyn band’s fourth LP, Nine Types of Light, the last to feature bassist Gerard Smith, who sadly died a few days after its release. TVOTR‘s song is a little artier, and fades out with Tunde Adebimpe cheekily chanting “My repetition, my repetition is this” a la Dream WarriorsMy Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style. A great live act if you get a chance to see them.

Crazy – Pylon (1983).

Pylon were a criminally overlooked band from Athens, Georgia. They released a couple of great records in the early 80’s and, at the urging of Michael Stipe, reformed to release one last LP in 1990. This song is from the band’s second album, Chomp. Knowledgeable folks like The Robster will remember R.E.M.’s cover version as the b-side of ‘Driver 8’, and as the lead track on their compilation album Dead Letter Office.

Crazy – Gnarls Barkley (2006).

Cee-Lo Green is from Atlanta, but his Georgia roots are the only thing he had in common with Pylon. He ditched hip hop outfit Goodie Mob and hooked up with Danger Mouse and the rest is history, as the saying goes. ‘Crazy’, the first single released by the duo as Gnarls Barkley, won a Grammy, was the first ever single to top the UK charts purely on downloads, and was eventually included in Rolling Stone’s list of the top 500 songs of all time, for what that’s worth. I like that the two performed the song at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards dressed as characters from Star Wars.

Wrong Way – The Undertones (1979).

The Derry pop/punk merchants’ eponymous debut was one of the top albums from The Best Ever Year For Music, 1979. ‘Wrong Way’ is an irresistible album track that is distinctive for being one of the few written by the band’s drummer, Billy Doherty.

Wrong Way – Sublime (1996).

From Sublime’s own eponymous album, although it was their third release. I like Eric Wilson‘s bouncy Madness/Specials-style bass, but I really love Jon Blondell‘s trombone solo. Singer/guitarist Brad Nowell sadly died of a heroin overdose in May 1996; the album was released two months later and went platinum five times over.

Alright – Supergrass (1995).

Another single from another debut. Supergrass arrived on the scene fully formed with their own distinct sound. Like, say, Vampire Weekend or Arctic Monkeys. Wiki tells me that I Should Coco was Parlophone’s best-selling debut release since the Beatles’ Please Please Me back in 1963. I was too dim to recognize that the album title was cockney rhyming slang.

Alright – Kendrick Lamar (2015).

To Pimp a Butterfly was a monumental success, the album of the year for many opinionated people and publications. I don’t know about that, but ‘Alright’, the fourth single from the LP, did win a couple of Grammys. Produced by Pharrell Williams, who sang background on the track along with monster LA bassist Thundercat.

Dreaming – Blondie (1979).

First single from the band’s fourth LP Eat to the Beat, which followed Parallel Lines to the top of the UK charts that same year. Kind of a bummer that the last great Blondie album was also from the magic year, followed by the good-but-not-great Autoamerican (1980) and the career ending disaster The Hunter (1982). This song features the legendary Ellie Greenwich singing background, one of the most successful of all the ‘Brill Building’ songwriters.

Dreaming – Mac DeMarco (2014).

There are too many songs called ‘Dreaming’ to count, but I chose this one from DeMarco‘s debut album because it’s got such an easy, trippy vibe. Probably had a lot to do with that $20 Teisco guitar dripping with reverb. Plus, it’s a DIY song as DeMarco played all the instruments on the album which he recorded in his apartment in Montreal, purportedly in his underwear.

 

Jonny

 

FICTIVE FRIDAYS (ON A THURSDAY THIS WEEK): #4

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

Origin Stories

JC explains……I hate to move Jonny’s column around and I’ll do my damnest going forward.  But Mark E Smith & co have long been slated for tomorrow’s slot.

Q: Where do great songs come from?
A: Other songs!

Q: Is that okay?
A: Sometimes!

Q: What the hell are you talking about, fictive boy?
A: I’ll show you.

Devil’s Haircut by Beck. This standout track from Odelay is credited to Beck and the Dust Brothers, who produced the album. The trio were pretty heavily into sampling back in the 90’s, and this song contains a couple by Pretty Purdie and Irish band Them. But Beck played the guitar riff from another Them tune himself, rather than sampling it. Here’s where it came from:

I Can Only Give You Everything by Them. The Belfast garage rockers are most noteworthy for launching Van Morrison‘s solo career and his side gig as the antagonist in the Leprechaun horror/comedy film series. Pretty sure Geffen paid to use the samples; not sure if the original songwriters got any cash from Beck’s hit.

Panic by The Smiths. This non-album single from 1986 proved to be controversial because its “burn down the disco” lyric was interpreted as an anti-black sentiment. Remember, this was several years before Morrissey took to flaunting his racism. Johnny Marr was offended by the criticism: “Show me the black members of New Order!” he barked, Mancunially. But perhaps he was pleased that no one was on his case for nicking the song’s music. Here’s where it came from:

Metal Guru by T. Rex. Marr actually copped to the theft: “The Slider came out and it had ‘Metal Guru’ on it. It was a song that changed my life as I had never heard anything so beautiful and so strange, but yet so catchy.” So he jacked it. Finders keepers!

Connection by Elastica. The eponymous debut by Elastica was a welcome blast of Britpop. We all needed it since Kurt Cobain‘s suicide bummed everyone out and knocked the grunge craze off its trajectory. Frontwoman/songwriter Justine Frischmann had the voice, the looks, and the ‘tude to make the big time. And unlike some of her contemporaries, Elastica immediately crossed over in the US. ‘Connection’ was a hit in both the UK and Stateside, with its punchy opening hook. Here’s where it came from:

Three Girl Rhumba by Wire. When I was lawyering the technical legal term we’d use for this sort of appropriation is ‘a total fucking rip off.‘ Wire thought so, too, and sued about it. It was settled out of court for an undisclosed sum. The Stranglers also sued Elastica because the single ‘Waking Up’ bore more than a passing resemblance to their song ‘No More Heroes.’ The Meninblack got 40% of Elastica’s proceeds and a co-writing credit for that one.

Get Free by Lana Del Rey. LDR is another musician that my daughter Jane put on my radar. Not sure how I missed her, since she’s released lots of EPs, numerous singles, and an album every other year since 2010. This song, which closes her fifth LP Lust for Life, might sound familiar. Here’s where it comes from:

Creep by Radiohead. Lana contended she wasn’t “inspired” by the single that put the Oxford quintet on the map, but the chord progression is unmistakable. So her label offered the boys 40% of the publishing royalties. Not sure how the matter was resolved–no lawsuit was ever filed, and writing credits were never updated. The whole thing is pretty ironic because Radiohead themselves were sued over Creep‘s similarity to the 1972 song “The Air That I Breathe”, written by Albert Hammond (dad of the Strokes’ guitarist) and Mike Hazlewood, who ultimately received co-writing credits and a percentage of the royalties.

Interzone by Joy Division. The Tangier International Zone was a geographic area in Morocco subject to the rule of multiple governments in the early- and mid-twentieth century. William S. Burroughs wrote the classic beat novel Naked Lunch while he was living there in the 1950’s. The book describes a lawless “interzone” rife with espionage and drug smuggling, and was a favorite of Ian Curtis. His lyrics don’t have too much to do with Burrough’s masterwork, but at least we know about the music. Here’s where it came from:

Keep on Keepin’ On by Nolan Porter. Before they recorded for Factory, Joy Division had a go at recording for the RCA label. Legend has it that RCA A&R guy Richard Searling wanted the band to cover one of his favorite Northern Soul singles recorded by LA soul singer Nolan “N.F.” Porter in 1971. Apparently the band weren’t too adept when they tried to cover the song, and the RCA sessions were aborted. But Joy Division hung on to the riff and ‘Interzone’ appeared as an album track on their debut, Unknown Pleasures. For which Porter received nothing.

Jonny

FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #4

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

Trivial Pursuit

1. King’s Lead Hat. Brian Eno

The song title is an anagram of Talking Heads.

2. Shot by Both Sides. Magazine

Howard Devoto and Pete Shelley wrote this song when the former was still a member of Buzzcocks. When it appeared on Magazine‘s 1978 debut, Real Life, Shelley got a co-writing credit. But Devoto got nuthin when Shelley recycled the riff later that year for Lipstick, a b-side to the Promises single.

3. Los Angeles. X

Exene, John Doe, and Billy Zoom are all pseudonyms. Only drummer D.J. Bonebrake uses his real name.

4. TV Party. Black Flag

Singer Henry Rollins and Minor Threat frontman/Discord Records founder Ian MacKaye worked together in a Haagen Dazs ice cream shop as teenagers in Washington DC.

5. Let’s Get Back. No Doubt

Eric Stefani, founding keyboardist and older brother of Gwen, left the band to become an animator on The Simpsons.

6. The New Timmy. Lotion

The liner notes for Nobody’s Cool, the unheralded NYC band’s 1996 second LP, were written by Thomas Pynchon.

7. Destination Unknown. Missing Persons

Singer and drummer Dale and Terry Bozzio, guitarist Warren Cuccorullo, and bassist Patrick O’Hearn were all veterans of Frank Zappa‘s band.

8. Cretin Hop. Ramones

Johnny only ever played downstrokes so the trickier guitar parts on the first 4 Ramones albums were played by Tommy Ramone or producers Ed Stasium and Craig Leon. On later albums guest guitarists included Graham Goulding, Walter Lure, Dave Stewart, Jean Beauvoir, Daniel Rey, and Vernon Reid.

9. Isolation. Joy Division

Peter Hook and Stephen Morris were questioned as suspects in the Yorkshire Ripper case.

10. The Blues Are Still Blue. Belle & Sebastian

On a 2017 tour, the band accidentally left drummer Richard Colburn behind in a North Dakota Walmart. They appealed to twitter to find a fan that drove Colburn to the airport for a gig in Minnesota.

 

Jonny

 

FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #3

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

I read JC’s post the other day about Trump smashing up the White House, and it occurred to me: America’s fucked all the way up. Maybe I should start thinking about other options. Where to go? No idea, really, so instead I did what I usually do–make a list of songs. Let’s get out the Atlas and see what’s on offer around the globe!

Cuban Slide. Not sure why this banger was an unused out take from The Pretenders‘ debut. Thankfully, it showed up a couple of years later on the US-released Extended Play and in the UK as the b-side to the ‘Talk of the Town’ single.

Spanish Bombs. As the years go by, London Calling just gets better. Here our man is evoking images of the Spanish Civil War, brought to mind during the recording of the album when Joe Strummer heard a radio report about ETA terror bombings along the Costa Brava.

Mexican Radio. A college radio staple from back in 1982. If I’m honest, I can’t think of any other songs by Wall of Voodoo, and I wonder if this tune got any airplay outside the States. I just remember that when this song came on at parties everyone would shout “What does he say?” at the appropriate moment.

Chinese Rocks. Right up there with ‘Waiting for the Man‘ as the best song about scoring heroin in Manhattan. Written by Dee Dee Ramone and recorded by Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers for the classic L.A.M.F. I guess it doesn’t have too much to do with China. Unless I develop a habit.

Italian Horror. Kasabian never cracked the US, perhaps due to the questionable decision to name themselves after a Manson Family spree murderer. But they’ve been at it for a while and this track, from 2024’s Happenings, is a good snapshot of what they’re like.

Swedish Fish. From Luna‘s 2002 collection, Romantica. Crap, now I have to make a playlist with husband and wife band members.

Japanese Cowboy. Ween are like an alt-rock Frank Zappa: brilliant musicianship, complex songwriting, juvenile and often offensive lyrics. From 1996’s 12 Golden Country Greats (which had 10 songs on it).

French Navy. I don’t know too much about Glasgow’s Camera Obscura, but it looks like they’ve been a going concern for nearly 30 years. This is from their fourth LP, My Maudlin Career. Maybe our host can enlighten us as to whether diving into the band’s catalog is a good idea.

Aldo says: I’d suggest Camera Obscura are well worth exploring further, and to that end has given me fresh impetus to deliver a long promised ICA which will hopefully act as an enticing taster for the uninitiated. Spoiler alert, French Navy hasn’t made the shortlist!

English Roundabout. Kind of a tough one, this, having to bypass the Stranglers‘ ‘English Towns’, the Jam‘s ‘English Rose‘, Fleet Foxes‘ ‘English House‘ and others. But the boys from Swindon get the nod with this guitar workout because it’s from the stellar English Settlement.

Haitian Divorce. I can’t remember ever seeing Steely Dan mentioned here at the Villain’s place. That makes sense, they were a mainstream American radio act dating back to the early 70’s and so don’t really fit in here. But I chose this track for a simple reason: Dean Park‘s talkbox solo at the 2:43 mark is just FILTHY and I never get tired of listening to it.

Best Wishes from The Divided States!

Jonny

Bonus tracks:

Belgian Friends by The Durutti Column
Lebanese Blonde by Thievery Corporation

 

 

FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #2

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

The Song Retains The Name

Blur’s debut Leisure helped kickstart Britpop. I couldn’t help but notice that many of its song titles were shared by classic pop releases, and I wondered if that was deliberate. Specifically, Bowie had a song called ‘Repetition’ on the Lodger LP. The Carpenters had an international hit with ‘Sing.’ And ‘Come Together,’ ‘Birthday’, and ‘Slow Down’ are all songs recorded by the Beatles. I was thinking about an ICA based on those vintage nuggets when it occurred to me that TVV isn’t the best forum for ancient history. Nope–I’m so freakin’ old that it’s the next generation of musicians I should be looking to. So, let’s go back to Blur.

Repetition. Blur (1991).

This song probably qualifies as a shoegaze number, with its droning, sludgy guitars and Damon Albarn doing nothing to disguise his Essex twang. Graham Coxon would eventually emerge as a guitar god while Mr. Albarn morphed into 2-D and countless other personas. But Leisure, with its killer second single ‘There’s No Other Way’, put the boys on the map.

Repetition. TV on the Radio (2011).

From the Brooklyn band’s fourth LP, Nine Types of Light, the last to feature bassist Gerard Smith, who sadly died a few days after its release. TVOTR‘s song is a little artier, and fades out with Tunde Adebimpe cheekily chanting “My repetition, my repetition is this” a la Dream WarriorsMy Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style. A great live act if you get a chance to see them.

Crazy – Pylon (1983).

Pylon were a criminally overlooked band from Athens, Georgia. They released a couple of great records in the early 80’s and, at the urging of Michael Stipe, reformed to release one last LP in 1990. This song is from the band’s second album, Chomp. Knowledgeable folks like The Robster will remember R.E.M.’s cover version as the b-side of ‘Driver 8’, and as the lead track on their compilation album Dead Letter Office.

Crazy – Gnarls Barkley (2006).

Cee-Lo Green is from Atlanta, but his Georgia roots are the only thing he had in common with Pylon. He ditched hip hop outfit Goodie Mob and hooked up with Danger Mouse and the rest is history, as the saying goes. ‘Crazy’, the first single released by the duo as Gnarls Barkley, won a Grammy, was the first ever single to top the UK charts purely on downloads, and was eventually included in Rolling Stone’s list of the top 500 songs of all time, for what that’s worth. I like that the two performed the song at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards dressed as characters from Star Wars.

Wrong Way – The Undertones (1979).

The Derry pop/punk merchants’ eponymous debut was one of the top albums from The Best Ever Year For Music, 1979. ‘Wrong Way’ is an irresistible album track that is distinctive for being one of the few written by the band’s drummer, Billy Doherty.

Wrong Way – Sublime (1996).

From Sublime’s own eponymous album, although it was their third release. I like Eric Wilson‘s bouncy Madness/Specials-style bass, but I really love Jon Blondell‘s trombone solo. Singer/guitarist Brad Nowell sadly died of a heroin overdose in May 1996; the album was released two months later and went platinum five times over.

Alright – Supergrass (1995).

Another single from another debut. Supergrass arrived on the scene fully formed with their own distinct sound. Like, say, Vampire Weekend or Arctic Monkeys. Wiki tells me that I Should Coco was Parlophone’s best-selling debut release since the Beatles’ Please Please Me back in 1963. I was too dim to recognize that the album title was cockney rhyming slang.

Alright – Kendrick Lamar (2015).

To Pimp a Butterfly was a monumental success, the album of the year for many opinionated people and publications. I don’t know about that, but ‘Alright’, the fourth single from the LP, did win a couple of Grammys. Produced by Pharrell Williams, who sang background on the track along with monster LA bassist Thundercat.

Dreaming – Blondie (1979).

First single from the band’s fourth LP Eat to the Beat, which followed Parallel Lines to the top of the UK charts that same year. Kind of a bummer that the last great Blondie album was also from the magic year, followed by the good-but-not-great Autoamerican (1980) and the career ending disaster The Hunter (1982). This song features the legendary Ellie Greenwich singing background, one of the most successful of all the ‘Brill Building’ songwriters.

Dreaming – Mac DeMarco (2014).

There are too many songs called ‘Dreaming’ to count, but I chose this one from DeMarco‘s debut album because it’s got such an easy, trippy vibe. Probably had a lot to do with that $20 Teisco guitar dripping with reverb. Plus, it’s a DIY song as DeMarco played all the instruments on the album which he recorded in his apartment in Montreal, purportedly in his underwear.

 

Jonny

 

FICTIVE FRIDAYS : #1

a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer

I don’t know a more indulgent man than our good host. Over the years, JC has posted every random thing I sent him. A series about New York City songs. Another series called Charged Particles where all the song titles end with “ion.” Lots of nonsense about my tenure in a country band. Song Story entries. Interviews with guys who made REM videos. And while the faithful crowd submits lovingly curated imaginary compilation albums by their favorite bands, JC never once objected to my oddball ICAs about trumpets, side projects, days of the week, presidential elections (sob), stellar basslines, songs that bands took their names from, or unconventional instruments. Not to mention my chiming in every day with unsolicited opinions in the comments section.

But, being an incorrigible and pushy New Yorker, I thought, “why not shamelessly take advantage of Jim’s good graces and try to unload even more of my musical BS on him? He knows I’m too lazy to start my own blog–could I get away with hijacking even more of his web space?” I was facetiming with Jim when I threw the idea at him and he didn’t appear to choke on anything or swear at me, even under his breath. Instead, he greenlighted Fictive* Fridays, a platform for yet more of my, er, idiosyncratic musical observations.

So, here goes. Let’s revisit some themes I posted about before, and take a look at some new ones to expect, smorgasbord style:

Charged Particles: Annihilation by Wilco. This is from the band’s most recent release, an EP from 2024 titled Hot Sun Cool Shroud. Trademark Wilco everything: clever lyric, hummable melody, arty guitars, and Jeff Tweedy‘s relaxed, friendly croon over the top.

Trumpets: Burial Ground by The Decemberists. Lead single off the 12ths last album, As It Ever Was, So Will It Be Again. The trumpet arrives around the 2:43 mark, and that’s exactly how Victor Nash played it at LA’s Bellwether when I saw them tour the LP last summer. And, yes, that is the Shins’ James Mercer guesting on background vocals.

Basslines: B-Movie by Elvis Costello & The Attractions. I get that folks don’t care a lot about bassists, but if you’re ever going to pay attention to what’s happening on the low end, this song is as good as it gets. It’s only 2 minutes long, and Bruce Thomas plays about 2,000 notes. And not one is out of place, and nothing in the line is predictable. From the spectacular Get Happy!! album, recorded 45 years ago this month.

Everyone’s Your Friend in NYC: Rockaway Beach by the Ramones. EYFINYC was a series of reminiscences about Gotham co-written with long-time contributor Echorich. We had a fun time collaborating but stopped for reasons I can’t even remember. But I found what was to be another instalment, a bit about specific NYC neighborhoods. Rockaway Beach is part of a long spit of land enclosing Jamaica Bay in southwest Queens county, not too far from the Ramones’ home base of Forest Hills. (Echorich grew up in Queens and I was born there.) There was a wooden boardwalk along the beach that lasted nearly 100 years, until it was unceremoniously destroyed by Hurricane Sandy in 2012. Now the boardwalk is concrete. Some of my earliest memories are of Far Rockaway, where my great-grandma lived. Dee Dee was reportedly the only beachgoer in the band and he wrote the song. I love the couplet “Chewin’ out a rhythm on my bubble gum–the sun is out and I want some.” A banger from 1977’s Rocket to Russia.

What Is That Thing? (weird Instruments): No Surprises by Radiohead. That’s a glockenspiel Jonny Greenwood‘s playing here. Thom Yorke wanted the song to sound like a lullaby, and had Pet Sounds and Louis Armstrong‘s ‘Wonderful World’ in mind when he wrote it. You can YouTube our boy studiously malleting the thing on the Jools Holland show circa 1997.

DIY: Alone+Easy Target by Foo Fighters. DIY songs are–you guessed it–songs where the musician recorded everything by themselves. I’m not the biggest Foo Fighters fan, despite my (and JC’s) drummer Randy being a major fan, but I’m impressed that Dave Grohl wrote all the songs on the self-titled debut album and played all the instruments. This one sounds more like Nirvana to me anyway, which is a good thing.

Wiseguys: Tidal Wave by Apples in Stereo. “Smart people do a lot of things well,” the beautiful Goldie once told me. Robert Schneider founded the Elephant 6 record label, a collective of great American indie bands. In addition to the Apples, whom Schneider fronted, E6 released records by the Minders, Olivia Tremor Control, and Neutral Milk Hotel, whose classic In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Schneider produced. He’s also got a Ph.D. in mathematics and is now an assistant professor specializing in number theory and combinatorics. I met Schneider after a gig many years ago and asked about a song in the set that I didn’t recognize. It was their version of the Beach Boys‘Heroes and Villains,‘ which, he said, “is the greatest song ever written…yet.”

Who’s That Girl?: Yesterday Girl by The Smithereens. When I was in college I made a compilation tape called ‘Who’s That Girl’ which was a bunch of songs that were all titled “[something] Girl.” I ended up making quite a few of those. When my music collection was computerized I continued putting the songs in a playlist. I thought about doing an ICA, but I didn’t know where to start, since I’ve got literally hundreds of songs to choose from. But this one was an easy call–a straight up power pop classic from the Jersey boys and a favorite of my (and JC’s) lead guitarist Dr. Rigberg. Third single from the band’s 1989 LP, 11.

Jane Says: Captain Easychord by Stereolab. My daughter’s musical knowledge is astonishing. She started a Spotify playlist of songs she thinks I’d like that she adds to periodically. Artists on it include Fundkadelic, Kevin Ayers, Sonic Youth, Les Baxter, Pinback, Hole, Yusef Lateef, MF Doom, Nina Simone, David Byrne, Harry Nilsson, Kings of Convenience, Trembling Blue Stars, plus hundreds of others I’d never heard of. The playlist is about 24 hours long now. How does she know about all this music? I was an early fan of Stereolab but forgot about them until Jane dropped this into the list. From the 2005 compilation LP Oscillons from the Anti-Sun.

He Said She Said: Sometimes Always by The Jesus and Mary Chain. I was wondering how many songs I could think of where male and female singers trade verses. Not duets, mind you, but a straight up back and forth. Other folks think about the Gaza genocide or the Nazification of the US–but I wonder about things like this. I came up with quite a few, actually, but I picked this one–with Mazzy Star frontwoman/LA native Hope Sandoval singing along with the Glaswegians–in honor of my friendship with the Villain.

*JC asked me why I changed my handle from JTFL (Jonny the Friendly Lawyer) to Fiktiv. Not sure why anyone would care, but the answer is simple: I’m not that friendly and I pretty much stopped practicing law. Man, I hate lawyers.

Please stay tuned for more Friday fun.

FIKTIV

JC adds……..

Delighted to have Jonny on board, and despite his protestations, he is indeed a friendly guy, as I can very much readily testify to after he and his amazing wife Goldie hosted myself and Rachel, for more than a week, at their wonderful home in Santa Monica.

And just in case anyone doesn’t understand the references to Randy and Dr Rigberg, they are members of the Dial-Ups, a rather wonderful covers band from Santa Monica who were kind enough to have me become a temporary member one night when I joined them on stage and played cowbell…while I was wearing a Raith Rovers football jersey. A genuinely unforgettable experience.

Jonny, like anyone who wants to offer up a guest posting on TVV, is free to say go anywhere he likes.  Strap yourselves in for what should be an epic ride.