THE WEDDING PRESENT SINGLES (Part Sixty-Two)

I’ve mentioned previously how tough an ask it is to release 12 singles across a calendar year while maintaining quality control.   The challenge in 2022, as opposed to 1992 when The Wedding Present had first taken on the task, was that the earlier effort had seen twelve new songs and twelve covers, while the latest take had seen just one cover issued as a b-side. 

Yes, some of the songs did date back to maybe 2018/19 when the band had a slightly different line-up, but there must have been real stresses, strains and tensions as the year progressed for David Gedge, Jon Stewart, Melanie Howard and Nicholas Wellauer, especially given that it was a year when they also went out two long tours – the UK in April/May and Germany/Netherlands/Denmark/France in September, as well as a number of one-off shows in the UK as well as their own Edge of The Sea Festival in Brighton in August.

As such, I’m prepared to cut some slack for some of what I’d call the rather underwhelming releases as part of 24 Songs.  Having been very thrilled and happy with both sides of the September release, the single which arrived at Villain Towers in October proved to be one that was quickly consigned to its place on the shelf:-

mp3: The Wedding Present – Astronomic

OK, it picks up a bit after the opening very dreary minute-and-a-half, but not to the extent that it becomes a song that’s worthy of repeated playings.

The b-side is a ballad.  It also contains some of the most bitter break-up lyrics that David Gedge has ever penned:-

So, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you how you thought you get away with doing something like that
Well, it transpires you’re a liar and I think it’s time to call it a day
And, darling, that’s where we’re at

Because you have stolen something from me that I can never replace and you have caused catastrophe
You’re a complete disgrace

Just a pity that the tune was a bit of a letdown.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Whodunnit (7″ version)

Ten down, two to go.

JC

 

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #439: CINDYTALK

It was back in 2010, over at the original and long-lost blog, when a guest posting from Mr John Greer recalled him seeing The Freeze, a duo formed in the late 70s, and consisting of Gordon Sharp and David Clancy whose music was a mix of glam, punk and art rock with small dollop of Goth.

They were from Linlithgow, which is some 20 minutes west of Edinburgh and is very much a commuter town thanks to it being on the main Glasgow – Edinburgh railway line and close to the M9 motorway which links Edinburgh with Stirling. As Mr Greer recalled, Gordon more often than not performed in women’s clothing and provoked all sorts of audience reactions, particularly at the gigs played across what constituted Scotland’s pub circuit, with many of the venues being located in some of the roughest blue-collar communities of the country, in an era when there was a huge amount of tolerance of anything that wasn’t regarded as ‘normal’.

The Freeze broke up in 1982, with a legacy of two 7″ singles and loads of memories for those who were lucky enough to see them play live.  The duo, however, continued to work together, forming Cindytalk and relocating to London.  What now follows is lifted from a bio penned by Paul Simpson over at allmusic and info on the wiki page devoted to Cindytalk.

Cindytalk is a long-running experimental music project that formed in 1982. Since its inception, the sole constant member of the group has been Gordon Sharp, a transgender vocalist/poet/musician who also goes by the name Cinder. The group’s work has ranged from harsh, volatile post-punk and industrial to dark ambient and noisy drone, often laced with field recordings and constantly in a state of decay or fragmentation.

Initially appearing on British label Midnight Music during the 1980s, Cindytalk has released the bulk of its 21st century output on Peter Rehberg‘s acclaimed Editions Mego. While attending college during the mid-’70s, Sharp formed punk band the Freeze with fellow student David Clancy, releasing two singles and opening for many punk and new wave bands. After John Peel heard their music and wanted them to record a session for his radio show, Sharp and Clancy moved to London and began using the name Cindytalk. Sharp appeared on the Cocteau Twins‘ first Peel session, and 4AD founder Ivo Watts-Russell invited him to appear on the debut EP and full-length by This Mortal Coil.

John Byrne joined Cindytalk, and the group released the debut album Camouflage Heart in 1984, to some critical acclaim in the UK music press. Shortly after Camouflage Heart, David Clancy left the band and was replaced by brother/sister team Alex and Debbie Wright. The colossal In This World was recorded over the next three years: two albums of the same name released simultaneously, the first of which was a broken and noisy affair, while the second was an album of creaky ambience featuring Cinder’s improvised piano experiments.

I’ve one track by Cindytalk, courtesy of its inclusion on the Big Gold Dreams box set, and it’s from In This World, the 1988 release mentioned above.  It’s a far from easy listen. It’s also almost seven minutes long…….

mp3: Cindytalk – The Beginning Of Wisdom

There have been 11 further albums since then, with the most recent being 2022’s Subterminal, released on the UK indie label, False Walls.

JC

THE 7″ LUCKY DIP (28) : The KLF – Kylie Said To Jason

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Back in 1989, Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty thought they had a sure-fire #1 hit on their hands with this, something which sounded like the love child of Stock Aitken and Waterman and the Pet Shop Boys:-

mp3 : The KLF – Kylie Said To Jason

The idea was to try and make some money to complete The White Room, a road movie and soundtrack album that had been kick-started with the proceeds of the #1 single Doctorin’ the Tardis. Unfortunately, the idea failed – and in the end neither the film nor its soundtrack would be formally released. But you can get an idea of how it might have turned out based on the contents of the promo video of Kylie to Jason.

Here’s your b-side:-

mp3: The KLF – Pure Trance

Of course, a few years later, a completely different body of work also entitled The White Room would propel The KLF to fame, fortune and notoriety.

JC

ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN SINGLES : #082

aka The Vinyl Villain incorporating Sexy Loser

#082: Ramones – ‘Beat On The Brat’ (Sire Records ’77)

Good morrning friends,

you may or may not know that The Clash have always been my # 1 band. Mainly because of the musical variety combined with lyrics which I could sympathize with – there weren’t all too many styles or ideas Strummer and Jones came up with in their career which didn’t fully meet with my approval.

So it is hard to tell why it is that The Ramones have always come in for me a close second. I mean, they were completely different, weren’t they? A million songs, all the same by and large: loud, fast, brute – most of the time fragility or tranquilness has always been a no-go for the band.

Thinking of this, I still cannot come to an understandable conclusion, even after all those decades. Perhaps it has something to do with the real origins of Punk (UK? US?) – a question which is still being debated today, although a thousand books have been written on the subject. Perhaps just one single date is important: July 4th 1976, that’s when The Ramones started touring the UK, promoting their first album, produced for $ 6,400 and already played to New York fans dozens of times in CBGB’s and elsewhere. On that evening they played London’s Roundhouse, sold out with its capacity of 3.000, supporting labelmates The Flamin’ Groovies, whom they completely blew away by all accounts.

At the very same evening, 160 miles up north, The Clash played their very first concert in The Black Swan in Sheffield – in front of a handful of people.

At the end of the day it’s all meaningless, I suppose, but one thing is granted: The Ramones have surely been amongst the very first who tried to do things differently over there in New York, along with Blondie and The Dead Boys, and they had a very hard time in finding even a bit of approval. I mean, we are talking 1975/1976 here, with prog rock still being the ultimate ratio – and everyone in those days who had the guts to try to blow away those cobwebs deserves my admiration. And yours as well, I would think.

Bearing all this in mind, there is no question at all that some of the early stuff has to feature here today.

Basically almost everything they did in their career was great, but the first album is a milestone, of course. Therefore, it makes sense to play something from it, one of the brothers’ earliest songs, in fact, their take on New York’s Birchwood Towers kids:

 

mp3: Ramones – Beat On The Brat

This obviously is a single (all really early works, although not released before ’77) combining three fantastic tunes – I could have chosen each of them, easily. And if you think 2:30 minutes is too short for such brilliance, let me paraphrase Johnny Ramone here—“they’re not short songs, they’re long songs played quickly”.

There are quite some things that have given me enormous pleasure in my life. One of those things is that I had the chance to see The Ramones in concert on quite a lot of occasions: a most wonderful experience, each and every bloody time!

Enjoy,

 

Dirk

ON THIS DAY : THE FALL’S PEEL SESSIONS #17

And at the third time of asking, the series finally delivers in the way it is supposed to.

A series for 2025 in which this blog will dedicate a day to each of the twenty-four of the sessions The Fall recorded for the John Peel Show between 1978 and 2004.

Session #17 was broadcast on this day, 5 February 1994, having been recorded on 8 December 1993.

Recorded a full five months before the 3rd May release of the album that was to house all four tracks, ‘Middle Class Revolt.’ Apart from a lacklustre ‘Behind The Curtain’, with a seemingly disinterested and on-off mic Smith, there’s a crunching reading of city paean ‘M5’. It also contained ‘Hey! Student’, which was a re-working of ‘Hey, Fascist’, heard by John Walters as that very first Fall gig he attended in Croydon, 15 years earlier. Possibly the ultimate Fall mancabilly, complete with album lyric ‘as you stare in your room at Shaun Ryder’s face’ becoming irresistibly ‘as you masturbate with your Shaun Ryder face’.  This reference to Manchester peers Happy Mondays after they had peaked and before Black Grape, captured the out-of-date hipness of many students perfectly.  ‘Reckoning’ may be the closest The Fall ever came to Steely Dan instrumentally (!?) and Smith at his most sloppily venomous and lucid with corkers such as ‘And you’re sleeping with some hippie half-wit who thinks he’s Mr. Mark Smith/Reckoning’

DARYL EASLEA, 2005

mp3: The Fall – M5 (Peel Session)
mp3: The Fall – Behind The Counter (Peel Session)
mp3: The Fall – Reckoning (Peel Session)
mp3: The Fall – Hey! Student (Peel Session)

Produced by Tony Worthington

Mark E Smith – vocals; Craig Scanlon – guitar; Steve Hanley – bass; Dave Bush – keyboards; Simon Wolstencroft – drums

JC

SOME THOUGHTS ON LIFE, MUSIC AND A SENSE OF COMMUNITY

 A guest posting by flimflamfan

It’s often proposed that when life throws you lemons, the positive way forward is to make lemonade, from said lemons.  In 2024 my partner and I were awash with oversized lemons and drowning in zingy-fresh lemonade until the only thing left to do was gasp (in utter disappointment and, of course) for air. It seems we were not alone in our lemon-fest; our small circle of friends wondered what they could do with their own unrelenting lemons.

I can therefore confirm that 2024 was a brutal, exhausting bastard. I’m content to be gazing at it in the rear-view mirror.

For the most part I found it difficult to find productive, enjoyable time to search out or listen to new music.  That’s not to say I didn’t have any time – laziness and apathy played their parts too.

Perusing the New Vinyl Villain introduced me to new bands and also new-to-me bands.  I even went as far as making some purchases based on these recommendations. Blimey!

However, it wasn’t until mid-2024 when, I’ll be honest, matters were shite, that I was introduced to Humdrum by a local pop-picker who indulges in using a shoe moniker.

From my perspective I think it fair to say that there was nothing ‘new’ being offered by the band – a knowledgeable pop person may be able to list each and every influence. I have no such knowledge.  What I can say with some confidence is that each song, when played for the first time, felt like an old, cherished friend who’d bought some swanky new clothes and wanted everyone to feel the quality of this new, robust material.

This, for me, was indie pop by numbers – balanced, knowing and yet, naive.  The LP Every Heaven went on repeat rotation. It played out 2024 and welcomed in 2025.

The familiarity. The comfort was exactly what I needed.  It seems some of that familiarity may be borne from the fact that members of Humdrum had previously been in a band called Star Tropics – a band I’m almost certain I was introduced to via the same shoe-monikered fountain-of-pop knowledge.

Every Heaven is an LP I whole heartedly recommend. It can lift the most weighted of spirits

mp3: Humdrum – There And Back Again

An album that was a constant companion in 2024 was the twenty year old, sole LP by Language of Flowers, Songs About You (2004).  A trip from Glasgow east to west by train accompanied by this LP and The Darling Buds Peel Sessions is one of my most pleasant memories of 2024.  Imagine my delight when Daydream Records announced that Songs About You was to be released on vinyl for the first time (in a tiny run of 200) and that the running order of the LP would change to accommodate the reduced time available on the vinyl pressing.  I ordered my copy from the specific limited edition of 25 and… paid more for postage than I did for the LP, only to learn many months later that Monorail (a rather wonderful record shop in Glasgow) would stock very limited quantities.  It’s very likely one of the most expensive new LPs I have ever bought, and I look very much forward to receiving it – some 6 months, and counting, after it was supposed to arrive.

In other good news, Language of Flowers is recording new songs. Hurrah! If pop-bliss is your thing, then do seek them out.

mp3: Language Of Flowers – If It’s Not You

As if the above snippets of pop were not enough, there was one more nugget to feed my indie pop hunger. Heavenly, as you may or may not know, reformed for some shows in London in 2023. My tickets were bought immediately. Unfortunately, as is often the case these days, I failed to attend. It was, it has to be said, all very predictable, but still it smarted. When the band announced they would play Glasgow as part of GlasGoesPop (2024), a ticket was once again purchased – except it wasn’t, which is a whole other story in itself.

As the gig date approached, so did my pre-gig nerves. In swooped one that walks these halls to lessen my anxieties and, in fact, make the gig a reality.

As I stood in a corner watching Heavenly play so many familiar songs (except two I had heard snippets of from the London gigs) I was transported back to a time when I was younger. A time I had more confidence. A time when I’d most likely still be standing in a corner watching a band.

It was a superb night of music, with the band doing what it does so incredibly well – making it all look so darn effortless. Approx. ten years since my previous gig. It was more than worth stepping out for.

mp3: Heavenly – Cool Guitar Boy

You may be asking yourself ‘what on earth is the point of this post?’. I know I am.

I think the purpose is that there is often lemonade in our lives – we often can’t see it for the lemons (except when the lemons are drowning in vodka), obviously. Much of the positive ‘distractions’ I’ve needed have been found in these pages – either posts, or replies. There’s a real sense of positivity, and dare I say it, ‘community’? I guess this could be described as a thank you to JC and the many contributors. I guess it could. I guess it could?

flimflamfan

JC adds…….

Regular readers and visitors will know just how much FFF has contributed to this blog over many years;  he hasn’t gone into any detail, but I know that the past twelve months were incredibly difficult for him for all sorts of reasons, but as he mentions in his piece, he’s aware that many others have had awful experiences in recent times.

I really hope that him finding precious time and having the energy to offer up a guest posting after such an extended absence is an indication that the coming weeks and months will prove to be better for him.

And it also allows me to again say to everyone that this little corner of t’internet is a place where, if you want to offer your views, thoughts and opinions on any subject matter under the sun, I can almost certainly guarantee it will be posted  – the usual caveats about not being provocative/offensive will apply!  The email address can be found on a sidebar or below the main body of the text, depending on which sort of device you use to access the blog.

YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN SOMETHING’S RIGHT

Far too old and unfit these days to hit any nightspots.  But if I close my eyes, I can let my imagination run riot.

mp3: Various – You Have To Know When Something’s Right

Propaganda – P-Machinery
Paul Haig – Heaven Help You Now
New Order – The Perfect Kiss (UK 7″)
Spare Snare – I Have You (Hi-Fi Sean Echoplex Dub)
Yazoo – Don’t Go
Cabaret Voltaire – Sensoria
Chemical Brothers – Hey Boy, Hey Girl (Soulwax Remix Edit)
Simple Minds – Celebrate
Le Tigre – Deceptacon
Bronski Beat & The Knocks (feat. Perfumed Genius) – Smalltown Boy
James – Goldmother (remix)
Leftfield (feat. Toni Halliday) – Original
Soup Dragons – Mother Universe (12″)
Marina Unlimited Orchestra – Wow! (Love Theme From Marina)

Dance away the heartaches…….

JC

THE WEDDING PRESENT SINGLES (Part Sixty-One)

16 September 2022 was the release date of the ninth of the 24 Songs singles, and this time it consisted of two very fresh songs as the writing credits are attribute to the four touring and recording members of that year – David Gedge (vocals, guitar), Jon Stewart (guitar), Melanie Howard (bass, keyboards and backing vocals) and Nicholas Wellauer (drums).

mp3: The Wedding Present – We All Came From The Sea

Bit of an unusual one in that it almost has a dance beat to it, with some great bass lines from Melanie driving it along while Jon throws out some excellent guitar licks. I recall it being a real highlight in the live setting on the one occasion I heard it played, which happened to be in Brighton in 2023 at the Edge of The Sea Festival.

mp3: The Wedding Present – We All Came From The Sea (live at Concorde 2)

Seems I wasn’t alone in thinking it could make for a more than decent dance number, as it subsequently became one of the very TWP songs to ever have been given the remix treatment:-

mp3: The Wedding Present – We All Came From The Sea (Utah Saints Remix)

As made available on one of the bonus CDs that came with the 24 Songs box set, released in 2023.

The b-side, and this is far from a criticism, is kind of TWP by numbers….indeed it’s one that I’ve a lot more time for than some of the songs released as A-sides during 2022.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Summer 

Just three more to go and this particular series will come to an end.

JC

 

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #438 : THE CHURCH GRIMS

From the booklet which came with the C88 box set, released by Cherry Red Records back in 2017.

“This Paisley band took their name from folklore and the spirits said to guard over churches.  They were slow starters, forming in 1986 but not making it in to a recording studio proper until spring 1988 when they finally committed their jangly, arched sound to tape. A series of demos then found their way onto various compilation cassettes and a year later, ‘Mr Watt Said’ appeared on Egg’s compilation, ‘A Lighthouse In The Desert’.  It wasn’t until 2003 that Egg issues ‘The Church Grims Basement Tapes 1987-88, featuring six tracks and one remix, that the work of Church Grims could be widely heard.”

I know that Brian over in Seattle is a big fan as he wrote about them over at his former blog, Linear Tracking Lives, in June 2017.

“This will be short and sweet because the Church Grims don’t have much history. That’s unfortunate, too, because when they did make it to wax (well, cassette, in most cases), each artifact turned out to be a perfect piece of indie pop. Like Remember Fun, the Paisley band was signed to Egg Records out of Glasgow, along with groups like the Prayers, Even as We Speak, the Hardy Boys, the Bachelor Pad, Baby Lemonade and several others. There was never an album during their five years together. In fact, the Church Grims’ officially released discography was only four songs, all on compilations. As you’ll hear in a moment, that’s a travesty.

The Church Grims may have been forgotten all together, but a resurgent interest in bands influenced by the ‘C86’ sound that began at the turn of the century prompted Egg founder Jim Kavanagh to dig up the long out of print music from his roster with the goal of getting it out there. In 2003, many years after the band called it a day, the Church Grims finally had a somewhat proper release with ‘Plaster Saints: The Church Grims Basement Tapes 1987-1988.’

“Mr. Watt Said” was the only song from the Church Grims that ever made it to vinyl. It appeared on the four-song Egg sampler “A Lighthouse in the Desert” in 1989. If you only hear one song by them, this should be the one. You know I’m a sucker for trumpet with my pop, and there is plenty of that here. Within seconds, you will think of the June Brides. I can’t give a better compliment.”

mp3: The Church Grims – Mr Watt Said

Things moved on in 2020, thanks to the German-based label, Firestation Records which released Yankee Mags on vinyl and CD, offering up everything that the Church Grims had recorded, including two later songs from 1991 that had been issued as a CD single but not included on the previous compilation, along with a series of demos from 1988 that had previously been unavailable.

Discogs reveals that the members of the band were Mick Smith (vocals/guitar), Tony Boyle (lead guitar/backing vocals), Bob Gregor (bass from 1986-89), Mick McKay (bass, 1991), McNabb (drums) and Greg Bolland (trumpet/backing vocals).   Here’s the song that was included in the C88 box set:-

mp3: The Church Grims – Plaster Saint

They were also featured in the comprehensive Big Gold Dreams box set that I’ve referred to a few times during the course of this very long-running series. I also know that Greg Bolland is a member of The Muldoons, whose debut album Made For Each Other was released by Last Night From Glasgow and given a glowing mention on this very blog back in March 2021.

SONGS UNDER TWO MINUTES (9): WHEN I LOOK AT MY BABY

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I did promise that Half Man Half Biscuit would feature prominently in this occasional series. This is a belter from their 2022 album, The Voltarol Years.  A sing-a-long number which could easily have been a hit in the music-hall era.

mp3: Half Man Half Biscuit – When I Look At My Baby

No real cultural references in this one for fiktiv to concern himself with, other than ‘Silver Cross’ being a famous UK manufacturer of baby transport.   Oh, and Garstang being a small market town in north-west England.

When I look at my baby
All I see is Richie Stephens
It’s got the same uneven eyebrows
And the snidey little mouth
And it reminds me of the evening
When you said you’d been to Garstang
You’d gone to see Amanda Warhurst
About a Silver Cross pram

But there was never any Garstang
And there’s no Amanda Warhurst
You were in the Coach and Horses
With that low-down, no-good
Pig-thick waster Richie Stephens
And his weird uneven eyebrows
And his snidey little mouth which
I’d like to see leave town

JC

 

ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN SINGLES : #081

aka The Vinyl Villain incorporating Sexy Loser

#081: Pulp – ‘Common People’ (Island Records ’95)

Dear friends,

This is a very special single in the series indeed!

Those of you who remember the post on the very first one (The Akrylykz, quite a long time ago, mind you – 14 November 2022!!! ) might also remember me moaning about the fact that so many great songs were not released on 7” in the first place and some of those which were, are now way too expensive to get hold of these days.

Today’s offering is actually an example of both.  It was just over a year after it had been a big hit that the record company decided to give it a reissue via 7″ yellow vinyl, but the quantity pressed was so small that it was hard to get a hold of, and the second-hand market is now expensive.

Now, one very kind soul and a very dear friend of mine read this and sent me today’s single. I’ll let him go unnamed, because knowing him, I can well imagine that he would not want it otherwise, something which only honours him even more, as far as I’m concerned! So thank you, my friend – drinks are on me the next time we meet!

I must admit there is nothing new I can tell you about ‘Common People’, everything has been written before in lengthy detail. I have never been one for praising Britpop all too much, not now and certainly not at the time. But I think people are right when describing this song as Britpop’s ultimate peak – it did not get any better than this, if you ask me.

But this does not mean that one shouldn’t take closer care of Pulp’s back catalogue, they have always been around – from the early 80’s on, if I remember correctly. Not very much successful in their early days, it must be said, but from the early 90’s on they were simply brilliant: ‘Babies’, ‘O.U.’, ‘Razzmatazz’, ‘Disco 2000’– all killers, no question about this! And consequently it would be a shame if you concentrated on ‘Common People’ only, as great as it might be.

So, personally I already quite adored Pulp in the very early 90s, but said adoration turned into profound love in the mid-90s, one reason being ‘Common People’, of course, but another reason was (true arousing story to follow – a bit in SWC’s famous Our-Price-Girl-style probably, if you remember her) that at the time I encountered a girl and not very much later we used to have sex fairly frequently. It was all pretty much normal stuff going on, but this changed within a second when Pulp came on the radio. I won’t get into detail here, but she was like a different person when this happened!

Now, the amateurish psychiatrist in me believes that the combination of us screwing and simultaneously Pulp thundering away in the background brought up an acute schizophrenic episode to her, resulting in a firm belief that she was shagging good ole’ Jarvis instead of me. I mean, I don’t even look remotely like Jarvis, but hey – being a helpful chap, I consequently provided her with a lot of Pulp albums and also a live-DVD …

“well, what else could I do?”, as Jarvis asks here:

mp3: Pulp – Common People

Oh, I do love this record, and I do love Pulp – for many reasons!

Enjoy,

Dirk

WHEN THE CLOCKS STRUCK THIRTEEN (January Pt 2)

It’s now time to look at some of the 45s released in January 1984 that didn’t make enough impact with the record buying public to leave a dent in the singles charts but have proven to be of enough cultural significance to be recalled here in Villain Towers.  By cultural significance, I mean I either bought a copy or danced to it to at the student disco….or perhaps actually discovered it many months/years later and kicked myself for being late to the party.  Or it might well be that I think its inclusion in this piece will be of interest to someone out there who drops by this blog on the odd occasion.

1984 was a year when the goths really came to the fore, but as it was a genre that I didn’t really take to, I won’t really be able to do it justice throughout the year.  A reminder that back in July 2021, flimflamfan came up with this wonderful ICA on many things goth, while the following month saw complementary offerings from Middle Aged Man (click here) and Echorich (click here).

None of those three superbly written ICAs made space for a band, formed in London in 1982, and whose third single was released in January 1984:-

mp3: Alien Sex Fiend – R.I.P.(Blue Crumb Truck)

It might not be goth in the purest sense of the word, but I think it’s great fun.

mp3: The Brilliant Corners – She’s Got Fever

It took me until 2016 to discover The Brilliant Corners, thanks to one of their songs being included on the C87 box set released by Cherry Red Records.  After mentioning them on the blog a couple of years later, Eric from Oakland came up with this terrific ICA, which led to me then purchasing a two-disc compilation, Heart on Your Sleeve, that offered up 48 tracks drawn from the ten singles and five albums the band released between 1984 and 1993.  She’s Got Fever was the debut single, and I feel it’s a bit rawer and less polished than some of the later offerings; it also comes in at just over 90 seconds in length.   More rockabilly than indie.

mp3: Hey! Elastica – This Town

1983 should have been the year that Edinburgh’s Hey! Elastica made it big.  Signed to Virgin Records and given a decent budget to record the debut album, they did their best, but it just didn’t happen.  They could have been, and I reckon, should have been, the Scottish B52’s.  The first three singles had flopped, and the folk at the record label, all too aware that this was a signing that hadn’t worked out, were just going through the motions when the calendar moved onto 1984. January saw a fourth and final single, while the album was issued with no fanfare in March.   I get all nostalgic whenever I listen to them.

mp3: Dolly Mixture – Remember This

Best known for being the backing vocalists when Captain Sensible enjoyed some very unexpected chart success as a solo artist in 1982, Dolly Mixture had their own parallel career which had begun back in 1978 as a trio of teenagers, and included significant support tours with The Undertones and Bad Manners, signing a record deal with Paul Weller‘s label, Respond Records, and in due course setting up their own label.  Remember This was a single on Dead Good Dolly Platters, but with no success coming their way, they chose to split-up just a few months later.

And finally for this month:-

mp3: The Pale Fountains – Unless

Consisting of Mick Head (vocalist/guitar), Chris McCaffery (bass), Thomas Whelan (drums), Andy Diagram (horns) and Ken Moss (guitar), this Liverpool-based band had a wide range of influences such as Love, Burt Bacharach and the Beatles. They were critically feted on the back of their 1982 debut single (There’s Always) Something on My Mind issued by the Belgian-based Les Disques du Crépuscule and this then led to a big deal with Virgin Records for whom there had been two well-received 45s in 1983, one of which, Thank You, had made the Top 50.  Hopes were high for 1984, and Unless was the lead single from what would be the debut album, Pacific Street, scheduled for release in late February 1984.  Sadly, the critical acclaim didn’t cross over to widespread radio play or commercial success.

JC

AN IMAGINARY COMPILATION ALBUM : #383: LOU REED (2)

A guest posting by Walter (A Few Good Times In My Life)

JC writes……

It was at the tail end of last November that I lazily posted a Lou Reed ICA, basing entirely on a compilation album released by RCA Records in 1977.  Just a few days later, another of my dear friends from Germany, Walter, whose blog A Few Good Times In My Life has been such a consistently wonderful read for many years, send me an e-mail, which for some reason or other, I never saw.  The most likely explanation is that it likely found its way into a Junk folder and then was automatically deleted after a period of time.

Walter got back in touch yesterday, and kindly re-sent the e-mail.  I’m really pleased he did.

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Hi Jim,

I hope everything is well with you and your family.

I’ve been trying to put together an ICA of Lou Reed for several weeks now. But as you may know, a pensioner has many other things to do and it is difficult to choose ten songs from Lou Reed’s complete works. In the end, your ICA was the deciding factor in finalising my compilation.

Of his probably best-known albums, Perfect Day stands out because it is extremely quiet and introverted by his standards. To this day, it has not been conclusively clarified whether this is a glorification of drugs or not. Presumably it is – why else would it have made it onto the soundtrack of Trainspotting.

1. Perfect Day (from Transformer, 1973)

Reed released his first live album Rock ‘n’ Roll Animal in 1974. For many, it was too heavy at the time, but it also expressed his inner turmoil, the effects of his drug addiction and his separation from the Velvet Underground. A contemporary document of how he saw the song.

2 Heroin (from Rock ‘n’ Roll Animal , 1974)

Occasionally Lou Reed also recorded cover versions. Surprisingly, however, he did so with a song originally recorded by the Drifters. The song actually only consists of the plucked guitar and Lou’s vocals. In its radical reduction, it is the perfect soundtrack to David Lynch‘s movie.

3 This Magic Moment (from Lost Highway OST, 1997)

Towards the end of the 70s, his albums fluctuate between good and not so good. For me, his first album for Arista falls more into the first category, which with its final track still produced a highlight of his career. A dark atmosphere, a sawing guitar, reduced drums and vocals that have not been heard from him for a long time.

4 Temporary Thing (from Rock ‘n’ Roll Heart, 1976)

Lou Reed has always been a great storyteller for me too. Whenever he took on the events of the day, it was always terrific. Sentimental, of course, but also intense and believable. Songs that will outlast everything.

5 The Day John Kennedy Died (from The Blue Mask, 1982)

6 Halloween Parade (from New York, 1989)

Two albums from the 80s stand out, which had the old magic of him again. On The Blue Mask he returned to his roots and released an album full of guitars. Together with Robert Quine, he managed to give guitars new possibilities by mixing the guitars on two different channels. The best examples are these songs

7 Waves Of Fear (from The Blue Mask, 1982)

8 Underneath The Bottle (from The Blue Mask, 1982)

In 1989, he released New York. This album was well-received critically, thanks in part to it having a more straight-forward rock and roll sound. Reed said at the time he required simple music so that it would not distract from the frank lyrics.

9 Hold On (from New York, 1989)

10 Romeo Had Juliette (from New York, 1989)

Bonus Track

In 1990 he released a song cycle together with John Cale for their mentor Andy Warhol under his nickname Drella. There is also a lot of sentimentality here, but without falling into kitsch

11 I Believe (from Songs For Drella)

Enjoy

WALTER

THE BEST OF SWEDISH MUSIC IN 2024

A GUEST POSTING by MARTIN ELLIOT

(Our Swedish Correspondent)

Hi Jim,

I almost feel like a broken record, but as tradition now has it – here I am once more with some highlights from the Swedish music year of 2024. Experience telld me I will as usual have overlooked a coupe of great releases, but these are the ones that have shone a bit brighter over at my place. Last year saw me discover a few more electronic acts, and ionnalee/iamamiwhoami had a very active year so I turned this year’s album into an electronic side, and a more “analogue” side.

Let’s start gently with the analogue side of things.

A1. Annika Norlin – Full På Dan

Annika, also known as Hello Saferide when singing in English and Säkert! when in Swedish, released her second album using her real name. She’s becoming more and more quiet for every release and En tid Att Riva Sönder follows the path, lyrics being in the centre. Maybe not so strange as she has now published two books, so writing text has taken up more and more of her interest. This is the album opener, translates to Drunk During Daytime.

A2. Maja Francis – Hello Cowboy

Maja has been here before, a wonderful mixture of Dolly Parton and Kate Bush. Hello Cowboy from the album with the same name is country pop when at its best. Her voice can divide, but man I love it.

A3. Linn Koch-Emmery – Borderline Iconic

Linn released her second full length album, and in interviews she has talked a lot about letting her medication for NPF go and replace them with music. The lyrics on the album are all her own experiences, and opening with the short “A Room Where I Can Scream” you kind of get the picture. The title track Borderline Iconic is a great guitar driven song about (maybe) being bi-polar.

A4. Moto Boy – Satanic Love

From the said to be last album using the Moto Boy moniker, Drown Out The Noise. Unmistakably, Oskar’s falsetto voice over a sweet melody.

A5. Webstrarna – Utomhus (öst)

Webstrarna were originally active in the 90’s with their quirky indie pop. Too pop for the indie kids, too quirky with weird lyrics for the pop audience, they fell somewhat in between. Since a few years back they started to release new music through their YT channel, last year saw them release four songs all called Utomhus (Outside), each with a direction attached – this is east. A slice of post punk funk.

A6. Thåström – Norrut/Söderut

Thåström is in my mind our Nick Cave, a storyteller coming from the late 70’s punk scene and over the years becoming a narrator grounded in blues, a dark and slow form of it. Last year’s album, Somliga Av Oss, is actually a little more hopeful than of late, Thåström singing in a slightly brighter voice and with subjects not always about alienation.

The B-side. Are Swedes Electric?

B1. Video L’Eclipse – Let It Begin (feat. E:Lect)

From the album Begin-Repress-Depart. A band I have not heard of before but came across when reading about the best Swedish synth band of the last 10 years or so – Kite. A bit of dark wave with a synth-riff that almost adds an Italo-disco feel. But it works.

B2. Kite – Losing (feat. Henric de la Cour & Anna von Hausswolff)

Kite has released a number of singles in recent years, 2024 saw the release of Losing / Glassy Eyes and the compilation VII collecting all these singles. As usual, very (melo)dramatic and emotional. I saw Kite play a tiny venue in February where they ended their set with this track, played live for the first time. This year, on February the 1st, they will play a stadium concert in an ice hockey arena, adding ice hockey players, ice skating princesses and ice rink cleaning machines to the show… They never shy away from the extremes!

B3. ionnalee – Keep Me From Dreaming

During December, up to Christmas, ionnalee released a song every second day at her YT channel, totally 12 tracks making up the collection Kronologi 2. Where the original Kronologi was a summary of 10 years as an artist (as iamamiwhoami and ionnalee), Kronologi 2 consists of demos, alternative takes and unreleased songs. This is trademark ionnalee with a instrumental break that goes off a bit…

Saw her play a rather small show with full band in September, she’s surprisingly good live.

B4. iamamiwhoami – Don’t Wait For Me (Daithi remix)

First thing in 2024 under the iamamiwhoami moniker the release of a remix version of the 2022 album Be Here Soon. Same tracks, in the same order, just remixed by different people – and in my eyes a great improvement on the original turning a pretty bleak and slightly boring album into a shimmering piece of dreamy, and partly more clubby, synth-pop.

B5. ionnalee – Innocence Of Sound

In September ionnalee (I told you she was productive!) released the sibling albums Close Your Eyes and Blund, an English and a Swedish version of the same album. If you, as I do, like her music you’ll be pleased with this one too – otherwise I guess your finger is lifting the pick-up by now…

B6. Abu Nein – Wir Leben

From their third album Dark Faith, a pretty dark and slightly gloomy piece of electronic goth (they do a Bauhaus cover, Hollow Hills). Not only the title of the album hints towards The Cure, the last track of the album is 11+ minutes that could potentially have made it onto Disintegration or Songs Of A Lost World, they just do it the other way around – vocals from the start and then a long instrumental ending. Fabulous.

I apologise if the sound quality has suffered a bit cramming in this much music on a single LP, value for money! 🙂

Bonus track: ionnalee – Allting Vill Rinna Ut I Sand (Swedish version of Innocence Of Sound, from Blund)

See you in a year!

Martin

JC adds..… As I say every single year, I always look forward to Martin’s end of year round-up as there’s inevitably something in there that is of huge appeal, and this year is no different. These tunes are well worth a listen.

 

THE WEDDING PRESENT SINGLES (Part Sixty)

I know that I’ve banged on a fair bit these past few weeks about the writing credits on the tracks released as part of the year-long 24 Songs project, but I make no apologies….especially as I’m going to do so again today!!!

A reminder that The Wedding Present, in terms of the touring and recording line-up in 2022 consisted of David Gedge (vocals, guitar), Jon Stewart (guitar), Melanie Howard (bass, keyboards and backing vocals) and Nicholas Wellauer (drums).   These were the four credited with writing We Interrupt Our Programme, the seventh of the singles in the series, released in July and which featured on TVV last Sunday.

It would have been natural to expect that the same line-up would be responsible for the eighth release, which landed on our doormats on or shortly after 18 August 2022.  But no……this turned out to be a song whose composition appears to go back to early 2018, to a time when Terry de Castro briefly rejoined on bass guitar prior to Melanie Howard’s arrival as the writing credits are Gedge, Wadey, de Castro and Layton…..and yet it appears to be a song that wasn’t ever played live until 2022!

mp3: The Wedding Present – Each Time You Open Your Eyes (7″ version)

A ballad with minimal playing up until around the 1:30 mark, at which point it gets very loud…..and then it goes all quiet and minimal again to the point that David Gedge’s delivery is almost down to a whisper before the volume is again turned up above the same lines as before:-

You’ll always know which side I’m on because, without you, well, I’m not anyone
We might have bad days but I will always thank my lucky stars the world revealed you

Shortly after, the song fades out quickly….and I’ve always felt it was something of a clumsy and ill-judged fade-out.    The full version of the song, eventually made available a few months later on the 24 Songs album is almost exactly two minutes longer, and is very representative of the harder edged rock sound that had been increasingly embraced by the band since coming back again in the era after Cinerama had run its course.  The late-20s and 30-something me would probably have hated Each Time You Open Your Eyes, but the 59-year-old me very much appreciated and enjoyed it. 

mp3: The Wedding Present – Each Time You Open Your Eyes (album version)

The band, in addition to the monthly singles in 2022, had found time to release an album Locked Down and Stripped Back Volume Two, of songs that had been recorded at home during the COVID lockdown in the summer of 2021 and which had formed the basis of the on-line version of the August 2021 Edge of The Sea Festival (temporarily renamed as The Edge of The Sofa festival).  A few very welcome guests had contributed, including Peter Solowka adding accordion to a fabulous version of Nobody’s Twisting Your Arm, to which Amelia Fletcher also dropped by to reprise and indeed add to her vocal part to the 1988 single:-

 Locked Back….Vol 2 contained a previously unreleased song, This Could Only Happen In A Movie, which had been written by the 2021 line-up of the band, namely David Gedge, Jon Stewart, Melanie Howard and Chris Hardwick (all of whom can be seen in the above clip for Nobody’s Twisting Your Arm). Just a few weeks after the album came out, it was given a release as the b-side to the eighth of the 24 Songs releases:-

mp3: The Wedding Present – This Would Only Happen In A Movie

It’s not too dissimilar to the version that can be found on Locked Back….Vol 2.   It’s a more than decent enough b-side. 

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #437: CHUMP

Today’s featured Scottish act’s song comes courtesy of its inclusion on David Cameron’s Eton Mess, a compilation album released in October 2015 on Song, By Toad Records.  This is the fifth time I’ve gone to that album, and here’s a reminder of what it was all about:- “Almost all of the singers and bands were, at the time, unknown with very little more than a few tracks available online or via a limited physical release, most often cheaply done on a cassette. Label owner, Matthew Young, said at the time:- “Most of the bands are friends and a lot of musicians feature on several of the album’s tracks, one of the reasons why we’ve put the compilation together. It feels like there’s this pool of really talented musicians bubbling away and all sorts of excellent music is starting to emerge from the mix. Bands are forming, breaking up, and starting again all the time. When you see a loose collection of bands connecting like this you never know what is going to happen. A few will disappear, some will do okay, some might pave the way for others, and a few of these bands could go on to do really well.” The track from Chump was this:- mp3: Chump – Sleeping In (Bedroom Demo) It’s as lo-fi and minimalist a song as I have on the hard drive, but there’s something very beguiling about it. It’s quite difficult to find out much about Chump. Discogs describes their sound as ‘sulkcore’ which I think is a fantastic word.  The bandcamp page reveals the three members are Tara (guitar, vocals), Matthieu (drums, piano, metallophone) and Tony (bass, guitar).  In addition to this track, there’s five other songs available in digital form, originally released via a cassette called Treat Me Mean, back in April 2016.  There was a later 7″ single, At Least We Got A Song Out Of It, that was released on Gerry Loves Records in March 2017. The Facebook page has details of some live shows in March 2018, after which it all went quiet. I’m really quite pissed off that I never got to see them as I reckon, having listened to the tracks via bandcamp (and then paid for the digital download), that I would have enjoyed them.

JC

BOOK OF THE MONTH : JANUARY 2025 : ‘THIS AIN’T NO DISCO’ by ROMAN KOZAK

I’m hoping I can make this a monthly feature.

The idea is to give you some thoughts on a book, associated with music, that I’ll have recently just finished reading. Who knows, if I can get my act together, it night even become a bit more frequent….and as with all TVV series, the door is very firmly open if anyone who wants to submit a guest posting.

This was one which was on the Xmas wishlist.  I’ll set the scene by quoting how Amazon sold it to me in terms of it being added to said wishlist.

Originally published in 1988 and out of print for decades, This Ain’t No Disco tells the real story of CBGB, the birthplace and incubator of American punk and new wave music. The Ramones, Blondie, Television, Talking Heads and many other rock greats all got their starts there. Written by a club regular well before the legend overtook the reality (while CBGB was still open and most of its principals alive), this is an honest, opinionated, outrageous, hilarious document of 15 years of late, loud nights at CBGB, with memories, stories and gossip from dozens of people who played, worked or just hung out in the long, dark club on the Bowery in New York City.

This new edition (published on 15  October 2024) adds a new foreword by Chris Frantz of Talking Heads, a new selection of photographs by the acclaimed Ebet Roberts and archival reporting by Ira Robbins about the club’s closing in 2006.  It contains exclusive interviews with Hilly Kristal (CBGB founder), Joey Ramone and Dee Dee Ramone (Ramones), Clem Burke and Chris Stein (Blondie), David Byrne (Talking Heads), Jim Carroll, Willy DeVille (Mink DeVille), Annie Golden (Shirts), Richard Hell and Richard Lloyd (Television), Lenny Kaye (Patti Smith Group), Handsome Dick Manitoba (Dictators), Wendy O. Williams (Plasmatics) and many others.

As a teenager, I was fascinated by America, and in particular New York City.  It was a place I never imagined I’d get to see as, until the late 1970s/early 80s, transatlantic air travel was very much the preserve of the well-heeled and/or famous.  Besides, the newspapers didn’t sell the city too well, and so the fascination was something which always felt as if it would be a pipe dream.  In terms of music, I really was only aware of five venues – Madison Square Gardens, Greenwich Village, Max’s Kansas City, Hurrah’s and CBGB – with the latter three being down to reading about them in the UK music papers or seeing them as locations where some of the new wave acts had made live recordings for b-sides and/or for use on compilation albums.

Blondie was one of the first groups that this late-teen fell for, and almost all the interviews and/or background pieces in the music papers made many references to how their development had centred around loads of gigs at CGGB.  My first ever trip to New York wasn’t until a time when my job took me there, and such was the packed schedule that there was no time at all to try and visit the venue – indeed, much to my frustration, I couldn’t even free up any time to take in any sort of live music while I was in thercity.  I’ve only been back to NYC on two more occasions – the first again being on business, and the second being when I had one overnight stay to break up a return trip from a Caribbean, and the day was spent doing the whistle-stop touristy stuff on a bus.  As such, and much to my annoyance, I’ve still never been to a gig inb New York.

So, the idea of reading This Ain’t No Disco was to have an imaginary visit to the esteemed venue back in the day, ideally on a night when one of my favourites happened to be playing.   I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed Roman Kozak‘s account of things, and he really did bring to life the sights, sounds and personnel who made it such a success, very much against the odds.  I knew that the club was in a far from luxurious or even welcoming part of the city, but had no idea that it was actually beneath an establishment called the Palace Hotel, which was the largest flophouse for homeless men on the streets of Manhattan, and that 315 Bowery was a notorious address.

There was so much I either learned or was reminded of.  I knew that CBGB was short for ‘Country, Bluegrass, Blues’ as the idea when it had opened up was to concentrate on those types of music – the fact it ended up being at the heart of the new wave scene in New York wasn’t part of the original plan, but then again I had long forgotten that the second part of the venue’s name was ‘OMFUG’ which was short for ‘Other Music for Uplifting Gourmandizers;, so it was always a likelihood that Hilly Kristal would open its doors to whoever was capable of drawing a crowd.

And while Hilly is at the heart of much of the book, the author really does draw on the thoughts and memories of unsung heroes who worked at the club in all sorts of capacities from bartending, security, finance, kitchen staff, sound technicians and so on, as well as members of the Kristal family.  The famous musicians (or those who became famous) are well-quoted, but so too are those from bands who never made it, but were very much part of the scene in and around the club.  Those who wrote about what has happening are given space to offer their own recollections.  I learned about Merv Ferguson, a Scotsman who was integral to the operations of the venue, and indeed is described as ‘the heart, soul and glue that held CBGB together’ prior to his death, in his early 40s, after succumbing to cancer of the colon.  I found out more about bands such as the Dead Boys who I only vaguely knew of in passing and read, for the first time, about acts such as Tuff Darts and The Shirts, of whom my knowledge beforehand was zilch.

It’s an oral history as told by many different people, and as such, some incidents and events are recalled in ways that can seem contradictory.  But I think this is one of the book’s strengths.  Roman Kozak, who himself died at the age of 40 just after the book was originally published, doesn’t put his voice above anyone else’s to offer his take on things.  His trade and profession was as a writer/editor, initially in newspapers and later at Billboard magazine, which is primarily a trade paper for the music industry, and he seems more than happy to let those who wrote for the likes of Village Voice, Trouser Press and Soho Weekly News to provide a more astute take on things.

I hadn’t appreciated how the club had evolved in the wake of the new wave/post-punk era coming to an end. The book’s original publication in 1988 came at a time when it was increasingly home to a scene around metal/hardcore, with the pogo dancing of the 70s being replaced by body slamming. I’m not entirely sure that if I had made it to NYC in the mid-20s whether or not a visit to CBGB would have thrilled me.

The newly published version of This Ain’t No Party is interesting for the fact that nobody has come in to try and offer a take on things between 1988 and 2006 when the club was forced to close its doors after a long-running dispute with the landlord ended with the lease not being renewed. It simply offers up a couple of magazine pieces – one of which was written in 2005 when it became increasingly clear the club was seriously under threat, and the other being an article written for a New York newspaper the day after the final gig, which had been a three-hours long set by Patti Smith, with all sorts of alumni on stage or in the audience.

There was a much to enjoy about the book.  As the blurb on the back page says, ‘written long before the legend overtook the reality – while the club was still open and most of the principals still alive – this is the real story’.

And it’s a really good one at that.

mp3: Patti Smith – Kimberley
mp3: Television – Friction
mp3: Blondie – X-Offender
mp3: Talking Heads – Life During Wartime

JC

ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN SINGLES : #080

aka The Vinyl Villain incorporating Sexy Loser

#080: Propaganda – ‘Jewel (Rough Cut)’ (Island/ZTT Records ’85)

Hello friends,

back to sunny Germany we go today, and way back in time as well: to 1985 in fact. I am sure there are some of you, after having recognised the picture above, that are now thinking: „hold on, why 1985 and not 1984: why this and not the wonderful ‘Dr. Mabuse‘?“. Well, first of all because, to be honest, I never really cared for ‘Dr. Mabuse’ all too much when it first came out. Maybe there was so much other great stuff in 1984 that I didn’t find the time to like it enough, but be honest: I forgot the reason.

But what I haven’t forgotten is how much I loved the follow-up to Mabuse, ‘Duel’! I loved the bass, I loved the voice, I loved everything this tune offered. I loved Susanne more than I loved Claudia, partly because the back cover of the 7“ explained that she ‘compels her boyfriend to do infamous things’, which was, let’s say, an attitude which I quite admired when dreaming of her. Also, she looked better than Claudia, I always thought …

Anyway. Quite some time passed on before a friend of mine gave me a soundboard mixtape from a local Indie club where her and me used to go to rather frequently, on it the DJ segued Soft Cell‘s ‘Martin’ into the B-Side of ‘Duel’ (but the 12“ version thereof), but this segue went on for more than a minute – brilliant! And after that he segued Propaganda into Einstürzende Neubauten‘s ‘Yü-Gung’, crossfading it equally long – genius!!

Now, I suppose this was the moment where I may have listened to Duel’s B-Side, ‘Jewel’, really closely, and two things I found out: a) it’s ace with its 3:39 minutes and in its „Rough Cut“ – comparison to ‘Duel’ and b) but the 12“, with 6:53 minutes, styled „Cut Rough“, is even better by a million miles!

Still, it’s 7“ singles here, but also, of course, the above sounds as if the ‘Rough Cut’ is somewhat shabby. It is not, promised, so give it a chance:

 

mp3: Propaganda – ‘Jewel’ (Rough Cut)

Great, right? I’m sure you agree. Consequently only one question remains: Claudia or Susanne?

Take care,

Dirk

WELSH WEDNESDAYS : #10 : SUPER FURRY ANIMALS

aka The Vinyl Villain incorporating Is This The Life?

#10: Patience by Super Furry Animals

Ah fuck it. I tried, I really did. I don’t want you to think I’m weak or anything, but I guess I am. Try as I might, I just couldn’t let this series pass without including the Super Furry Animals. This might be the last episode of Welsh Wednesday, or it may not, but just in case, I’m getting that monkey off my back and giving them the space they deserve. (JC adds……..I really hope it isn’t the last episode!!)

You see (and I’m aware many of you will already know this) Super Furry Animals simply are the greatest thing to ever come out of Wales. Like EVER. OK, I mean Aneurin Bevan was a decent fella for inventing the NHS, and Brains do make a very decent pint of ale. That Owain Glyndŵr bloke probably deserves a mention too, but for me, the Furries take it because they always make me feel good. Not many things can do that: chocolate-coated pistachios do, browsing record shops does too, and maybe one or two things I’m not going to share with you…

As I’m more than likely preaching to the converted, I’ll just introduce today’s song. Patience was recorded during the sessions for ‘Rings Around The World’, SFA’s feted fifth record from 2001. It’s one of my all-time favourite albums ever of all-time ever. Like EVER! It was also hugely groundbreaking in that it was the first ever fully multimedia album, with a DVD format which included animated videos for each song on the album plus ones for two bonus tracks.

Patience was one of those bonus tracks, and for years languished, almost forgotten, as track 17 on the DVD. It took 15 years before it saw the light of day again, since when it’s been a popular inclusion of the band’s releases. Firstly, it was included on the best of album ‘Zoom!’, though even then it was buried away with little fanfare between two well-loved singles. The 20th Anniversary release of ‘Rings…’ saw it revived TWICE on the CD of b-sides and outtakes (the original and a demo version), and then for Record Store Day in 2022, a lovely little b-sides companion record included an exclusive extended version of it.

It’s a mystery why Patience was such a secret for so long. It’s a delight, as pretty much everything the band did around that time was. Its got that widescreen cinematic feel and a wonderful melody – it would have felt right at home on the album. I suppose it illustrates just how good the Furries were at the time, that a song like this was so surplus to requirements, it didn’t even make it out as a b-side. What a band. So sadly missed.

mp3: Patience – Super Furry Animals (outtake from ‘Rings Around The World’, 2001)

The Robster

SONGS AEROSMITH TAUGHT US

A GUEST POSTING by STEVE McLEAN

Hello my lovely cyberspace dwellers. It’s been AGES. I know you’re thinking ‘well if McLean’s here then what’s he selling?’ I realise I’m usually only here when I have a show to promote, like some online Arthur Daley. Fear not, I have nothing to hawk, today I’m more like Dennis Waterman’s Terry, just happy to have some time to myself.  
 
I’ve wanted to write about Aerosmith for a while. While ACDC and ZZ Top both have their place among hipsters, they always seemed scared to embrace the world of Boston’s bad boys. But don’t worry, there’ll be no MTV hits here (although Pink is a banger). There’ll be nothing about a Lady or an Elevator. In fact, there won’t be any Aerosmith in this blog about Aerosmith, for two reasons. 
 
Reason 1: Because of everything HE has done. No defence of anything, I’m wrestling with my own fandom. I guess the one thing I will say is that heroin addicts don’t make good choices and generally aren’t good people. 
 
Reason 2: I once had a great LP called Songs The New York Dolls Taught Us which was all songs that had inspired the Dolls and I thought ‘WHY ISN’T THERE ONE FOR THE TOXIC TWINS!’ On a side note, Steve Tyler and Joe Perry used to be known as the Toxic Twins. Jerry Garcia once said of Aerosmith ‘Aerosmith are a great band but they take too many drugs’ How fucked up are you if you’re too fucked up for the Grateful Dead
 
Aerosmith would usually record a cover version per album, sometimes two. They wanted to show the world their influences, but mainly they wanted to get the record done and get back to snorting freeze-dried petrol off of a mermaid’s tits. They very much had a ‘that’ll do’ attitude to their albums and I fucking love that about them. 
 
I’m going to focus on the cover versions they recorded between 1973 and 1983. Pound for pound, the Aerosmith albums are a match for any other hairy behemoth of that period.  
Walkin’ The Dog – Rufus Thomas 
 
One of the great things about Aerosmith is that they turned me on to Atlantic R&B in my early teens. I know the Stones covered this but then so did a lot of bands and I didn’t like the Stones when I was 13 (I mean I did but only because my Uncle told me I had to). But this was a door opening to classic music genre at an early age. The first Aerosmith album is a wonderful garage-blues-rock affair and sounds like it was recorded in a barn. 
 
The Train Kept A Rollin’ – The Johnny Burnette Trio
 
In 1974 Tyler & Co released Get Your Wings. If you’re wondering what the title refers to, it means drugs. As do the albums ‘Rocks’ ‘Draw The Line’ ‘Done With Mirrors’ ‘Permanent Vacation’ and ‘Rock in a Hard Place’… they all mean drugs. ‘Pump’ is about sex. You may have missed the subtlety.  Aerosmith fucking loved drugs. It was their favourite hobby. On a side note, I was once using a dating app in Glasgow and under Hobbies and Interests someone had listed ‘Smoking’. Legend. 
 
This was a song that came to Aerosmith via the Yardbirds but they came by it through the rockabilly hero, Johnny Burnette. The Burnette version pisses all over the Yardbirds version. Frankly, the only good thing Eric Clapton has been good for his whole miserable ant-vax / Ukip promoting life is as an influence on Joe Perry. That’s it. I feel I’m straying into ‘What have the Yardbirds ever done for us’ but that’s a blog someone else can write. Someone dull. I used to be in a band with a guy who would play the riff to Layla every time we had a break. Every fucking time. He was bell-end like his hero..   
 
Big Ten Inch Record – Bull Moose Jackson
 
From their first ‘massive’ album, Toys in the Attic, that also featured Walk This Way and Sweet Emotion. A lot of people think that Walk This Way’ invented the rap / rock crossover genre, but those people are fucking morons and the ghost of Chuck Mosley haunts their sleep. Another great R&B door opening for me. It took me a few years to track this down. I found it on a compilation called Badman Jackson, it’s a bold title given the geography teacher vibes of his photo. 
 
Instead of singing “Except for my big tench in” Steve Tyler sings “Suck on my big ten inch” which was hilarious when I was thirteen but these days I roll my eyes and tut if there’s anyone young around (I’m laughing on the inside, young people! LAUGHING MY FUCKING TITS OFF! Would it be too much to ask for just one more Carry On film? WOULD IT?)
 
Milk Cow Blues – The Kinks 
 
In 1977 Aerosmith were burning out. 76 had seen them record their bestest record, Rocks which contained absolutely no cover versions but a year later they are running on fumes. Fortunately Tyler and Perry’s main source of protein was fumes, but the other three were getting pretty sick of their bullshit. They hired an abandoned monastery in New York’s Westchester area with the idea that the isolation would keep them away from drugs. There was one flaw in the otherwise brilliant plan; drugs are fucking portable. They can be moved around, that how the band could come by them in the first place. 
 
Milk Cow Blues was another song brought to the band by The Yardbirds. The Kinks version which was earlier is way better. Both have their seeds in an old blues song that Elvis made popular as The Milk Cow Blues Boogie. It had been in Aerosmith sets since 1972, which suggest where they were creatively. 
 
I Ain’t Got You – Jimmy Reed 
 
Another song that came to Aerosmith from the Yardbirds. It’s depressing how much of my early music came via Enoch Clapton. BUT! It’s another cover version that they themselves performed. Lazy Yardbirds, it’s only cool when Aerosmith do it.  
 
In 1978 Aerosmith took a break. To buy themselves a bit of time they released a live album called Live: Bootleg, it was an uneven collection of songs including a version of this blues thumper recorded in 1972. The record also featured two other cover versions (three if you include the little bit of Strangers in the Night that Perry plays in a guitar solo). The other songs are the James Brown classic Mother Popcorn (Aerosmith got me into James Brown is not something you had on your Steve McLean bingo card) and a version of the Beatles Come Together. They recorded it for the soundtrack of the frankly amazing Bee Gees / Peter Frampton film Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. A film that was basically a set of Beatles cover versions set to music video set pieces and given narration by George Burns. It featured Billy Preston as a Weathercock and starred Frankie Howard, Steve Martin, Donald Pleasance and Paul Nicholas from Just Good Friends. The answer to your next question is drugs. 
Aerosmith’s version of Come Together is decent enough, it’s fucking miles better than Paul Weller‘s version fucking miles behind Tina Turner‘s. But I Ain’t Got You is a fucking doozie. 
 
Remember (Walking In The Sand) – Shangri Las 
 
Aerosmith were heavily influenced by The New York Dolls and the Dolls loved the Shangri Las. This seems like hero worship multiplied. It’s a cracking version and Mary Weiss provides backing vocals on the song.  The album it featured on was called Night In The Ruts since the record label said that they weren’t allowed to call it Right In The Nuts.. because they’re not fucking twelve.
 
It also featured not one but two other covered songs. Another fucking Yardbirds hand-me-down called Think About It which Jimmy Page reckons he wrote but he says that about a lot of songs. The other cover was an old blues standard called Reefer Headed Women, and it is fucking hard work. During this album Perry has had enough of Tyler being a fucking twat all of the fucking time and quits. A near tea-total Jimmy Crespo joins the band, and guess what? That’s right, DRUGS! Welcome to the club Jimmy, here’s a slice of the thing that killed Belushi. 
 
Cry Me A River – Julie London
 
It took the new boy Crespo and the rest nearly four years to record the next record. Guess what caused the delay? You’re wrong! So ner! Steve Tyler had a motorcycle crash and needed eighteen months recovery time. Yeah, but guess what caused the motorcycle crash? Yeah, okay, you’re right.  It was drugs. AND THEN! in recovery the fucking plank goes and gets himself addicted to painkillers as well as everything else he’s currently enjoying. 
 
In spite of all this, Rock in a Hard Place, the 1982 album is decent. No Perry, no problem. This is a strange cover version, but it’s faithfully done and takes the band out of their comfort zone. I still think the ultimate reason for the song is drugs. 
 
Bonus track – Helter Skelter: The Beatles 
 
In the early 1990s, a box set would uncover a few more version of other people’s songs. Titled Pandora’s Box, it showed up just how little there was in terms of throw away songs. A few jams, mainly instrumental, a few live tracks and a handful of cover versions. They really were lazy fucks in the studio. Included among them were versions of For Your Love, an Otis Rush song, On The Road Again by The Lovin’ Spoonful and Fleetwood Mac‘s Rattlesnake Shake which is dull as fuck. 
 
Helter Skelter was a decent version of the Beatles song from a recording session in 1975. 
 
That’s us! Up to 1983. On the whole I’m glad Aerosmith were the first band I truly loved. They opened the door for much for me, including The New York Dolls which got me into the Stooges, girl groups, blues and soul and all sorts. When the hairy kids around me all liked Guns and Roses, It was great having a ‘my band’ that no one else liked. Joe Perry is still cool as fuck. 
 
I’ll be back in the spring where I hope to have some lovely second hand microwaves and a Ford Cortina that you might be interested in (I actually have something exciting that I’m dying to tell you about). 
 
Big love, you beautiful fruitloops xx 
 
STEVE