SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #462: THE FAKES

It’s back again to the Big Gold Dreams box set for a song from 1979. And for a tune that was recorded at the legendary Cargo Studios in Rochdale, a place which was important to the development of Joy Division.

‘The Fakes are no real’ was the conceptual gag promoted by this Stirling-sired quartet founded by bassist James ‘Jamzy’ McDonald, singer Johnny Maguire and drummer Brian Kemp.

Originally The Cunts, then SK70, named after a silicon lubricant used with condoms, The Fakes made just one EP and a self-released cassette, joined by guitarist Mairi Ross.

A-side ‘Production’ was a pounding comment on dead-end factory jobs, while Sylvia Clarke was more catchy:-

mp3: The Fakes – Sylvia Clarke

The band fell apart following the death of Kemp in a motorcycle accident. McDonald reinvented himself as Mr Egg, overseeing a one-man acid techno revolution as the Can-referencing Ege Bam Yasi.  More recently, McDonald and McGuire reformed The Fakes, with guitar whizz William Baird and Tango Rhums drummer Lee McPhail on board.  Recent live shows sound as authentic as they’ve ever been.

The tune on offer today is very much of its time, but I feel it has some merit, thanks to the angular and slightly (to my ears) off-key guitars……

JC