WHEN THE CLOCKS STRUCK THIRTEEN (October)

30 September – 6 October

As a peace-loving lefty, I’m a bit of a sucker for anti-war songs.  However, I’ll always make an exception for this effort by Culture Club, which entered this week’s chart at #3.

Moving quickly on.

mp3: The Stranglers – Skin Deep (#32)

There’s a quite hysterical fan review of this one out there on t’internet.

Jet Black doesn’t even play on this. No shit, you say. Only too aware – as you’ve always been – of that hideous midi drum sound, that cripplingly leaden and synthetically even rhythm section. Doesn’t even feel like JJ’s there either. And although Dave does fiddle and twiddle, all we’ve really got is a vehicle to resolve a massive cocaine tab run up in the preceding X number of years. Gross. Cornwell croons, crunes and krewnes away to himself about the lack of loyalty friends show us. For “friends” read “fans.” They were deserting the band by the thousands at this point. Not that it stopped them having some minor chart success, however. No – the damage was done elsewhere. At gigs, mainly. God they sucked ASS live at this juncture. Brass. Haha!! A fucking BRASS section though. GMAFB, asshats.

The other new entries this week belonged, among others whose names now mean nothing, to Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Meat Loaf and ZZ Top.  Thankfully, Ben and Tracey, with a little help from Johnny, helped ease the pain

mp3: Everything But The Girl – Native Land (#73)

The duo’s third and best Top 75 single of 1984, but their poorest-performing in terms of sales.

7-13 October

Another week in which the highest new entry, Freedom by Wham!, came in at #3, which only goes to show how many people were still buying the truly atrocious I Just Called To Say I Love You which was spending a sixth week at #1.

Paul Weller had clearly decided, in terms of the way pop music was sounding in 1984, that if you can’t beat them, then join them.

mp3: The Style Council – Shout To The Top (#13)

I’ve always had a lot of time for The Style Council, and this anthemic, upbeat politically-charged number remains a favourite from the era.

The next highest new entry at #20 came from Paul Young, trying really hard to prove that his annus mirabilis of 1983 hadn’t been a fluke. I’m Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down, whose title sounded like some sort of threat to Edinburgh’s premier concert venue of the era, was a cover of an early 70s soul song.  It would peak at #9, which after the three Top 5 hits of the previous year, was an indication that his star was on the wane.

There genuinely is nothing elsewhere that was new in this week’s Top 75 worth mentioning.

14-20 October

Back in 1984, I didn’t mind the two highest entries this week, but time hadn’t been kind whatsoever to I Feel For You by Chaka Khan and Love’s Great Adventure by Ultravox, but both seem to remain staples of the type of radio stations specialising in the songs from yesteryear.

Spandau Ballet and Lionel Ritchie were the two other who cracked the Top 40.  There really was a distinct lack of guitar-based pop songs. Thank gawd for the goths

mp3: Sisters of Mercy – Walk Away (#49)

This turned out to be the lead single from their debut album, First and Last and Always, albeit the LP didn’t hit the shops until five months later in March 1985.

21-27 October

I’m going to start at the bottom end of the chart this week as it feels appropriate

mp3: Orange Juice – Lean Period (#73)

The farewell single.  One that will be covered in due course as part of the new(ish) series on the singular adventures of Edwyn Collins.  Elsewhere, the airwaves of the nation’s radio stations continued to pump out all sorts of aural pollution.  I’ll make an exception for this new entry:-

mp3: Status Quo – The Wanderer (#23)

As if.

28 October – 3 November

The highest new entry came from Duran Duran whose Wild Boys tested the water at #5 when everyone involved with the band – musicians, management and record label alike –  were very confident, thanks in part to the spectacular and expensive promo video, of it coming in at #1 and staying there.  In the end, it stalled at #2, unable to shift Chaka Khan from the top spot in mid-November.

Iron Maiden had the next highest new entry with Aces High (#32).  Not a song I have knowingly ever heard.

Don’t know about the rest of you, but it stunned me to realise that this new entry at #32 was the thirteenth Top 40 hit since 1979 for Gary Numan.  When I looked at the chart rundown in preparing this post, I assumed it was some sort of comeback single after a few years away.

mp3: Gary Numan – Berserker

There was another Top 50 hit, their sixteenth all told, for Siouxsie & The Banshees when The Thorn EP came in at #47 in last week’s chart and found itself at #48 this week. It’s an EP I can’t recall from back in the day.  Here’s wiki:-

The purpose of the EP was three-fold: Siouxsie stated that she wanted to induct new guitarist John Valentine Carruthers into the Banshees, to try out some string arrangements, and to simply re-record tracks that had evolved on tour. The Thorn features four of the band’s tracks recorded with orchestral instrumentation: “Overground” originally appeared on the Banshees’ debut album The Scream; “Placebo Effect” was a song from their second album Join Hands, while “Voices” and “Red Over White” were previously released as B-sides from the singles “Hong Kong Garden” and “Israel”, respectively.

mp3: Siouxsie & The Banshees – Overground (Thorn EP version)

I’ll finish things off with the song which sneaked, almost unnoticed, into this week’s single chart at #62:-

mp3: Eurythmics – Sex Crime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)

The logo for this series is taken from the film poster for the film of the George Orwell novel.  The movie was released in October 1984, having been filmed in April-June 1984 which was the exact time that Orwell had set the story.  Eurythmics, one of the biggest selling pop bands of the era, came on board to compose a soundtrack album for the film, totally against the wishes of the film’s director, Michael Radford who was keen to use the orchestral score that had already been written and recorded by Dominic Muldowney.

The dots are easy to join.  The film was a Virgin Films production.  Eurythmics were on Virgin Records (fake news!!!!…as Conrad points out, they were on RCA).

The duo of Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart were kind of caught in the cross fire of the subsequent row between the director and the production company.  They had to issue a statement which said they had no knowledge of prior agreements between Virgin and Radford/Muldowney and that they had accepted the offer to compose music for the film in good faith.  The soundtrack album (on Virgin, despite the dup being contracted to RCA) did go Top 30 and this single went all the way to #4.

JC

SHAKEDOWN, 1979 (November)

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A slight deviation from the norm in that this instalment also happens to cover a few days from October 1979, with the first of the charts being recalled with much fondness today being that of 27 October – 3 November.  The first glance is enough to give anyone with good taste a bit of the dry boak as the Top 3 places really are easy listening hell with Lena Martell, Dr. Hook and Sad Cafe stinking the place out.  Thankfully, one of the year’s top songs did make its entry into the charts this week, coming in at #29.

mp3: The Jam – The Eton Rifles (7″ version)

The band’s third chart hit of 1979 following on from When You’re Young and Strange Town, both of which had been Top 20.  The Eton Rifles would take The Jam to the giddy heights of #3 in mid-November, confirmation that, for a certain age-group across Britain, they were becoming the biggest and most important band of their time.

Moving quickly on to the chart of 4-10 November, and it was still AOR hell across much of the Top 40.   I had to go a long way down to find something decent enough that was new this week:-

mp3: Madness – One Step Beyond

So, it’s now coming up for 45 years since those of us of a certain age, not only fell head-over heels for The Jam, but we all did the Chas Smash dance for the first time.  The Prince had been great fun to listen and dance to, but the band’s second 45 was truly something else.  In at #51, it would go on to enjoy a 14-week stay in the Top 75, not taking its leave until the end of February 1980.  The first Top of The Pop appearance for this one was memorable…..the audience had no idea what to make of it!!!

Sneaking in almost unnoticed at #75 was this:-

mp3: The Tourists – I Only Want To Be With You

As with The Jam, this was The Tourists third chart hit of 1979, and it would prove to be their biggest in their short existence. A cover of a Dusty Springfield hit from 1964, this would spend 7 weeks in the Top 10 throughout December and into the first few weeks of January 1980, thus gaining loads of sales in that crucial Christmas period.  It would peak at #4 which, coincidentally, was the same success that Dusty had enjoyed 15 years previously.

11-17 November was another that was short on quantity, but big on quality

mp3: Pretenders – Brass In Pocket (#57)

Another band enjoying a third chart hit of 1979, but where Stop Your Sobbing and Kid had barely dented the Top 40, Brass In Pocket was a different beast altogether. It’s one of those songs that gets lumped onto a fair number of ‘Alternative Hits of the 80s’ compilations, which is kind of understandable when you look at its chart trajectory.  In at #57….four weeks later in mid-December, it had crept up to #30.  Five weeks later, it reached #1 in mid-January, enjoying a two-week stay at the top, before eventually falling out of the Top 75 in March, a full 17 weeks after it had first come in.  A brilliant pop song that has aged superbly.

It was also a chart that delivered a cash-in.

mp3: The Police – Fall Out (#70)

The past 18 months had delivered worldwide pop success for The Police, but here was a reminder of their new wave roots.  The debut single, originally released in May 1977 on Illegal Records. It had been written by Stewart Copeland and the guitarist was Henry Padovani as Andy Summers had yet to join.  Sting‘s role was just to look pretty and sing.  Fall Out had flopped on its initial release, but the demand for product was such, and even though the band’s sound have move a long long way from new wave, that this would reach #47 in due course.

Moving swiftly on to 18-24 November, it proved to be a chart with some intriguing new entries.

Hands up if you can recall and then sing along to Gary Numan‘s follow-up single to Cars.   I thought so….very few of you

mp3: Gary Numan – Complex (#15)

Where Are Friends Electric and Cars had been upbeat and jaunty numbers and very much on the synth-pop side of things, this one is slow, meandering, serious and of the type that has listeners stroking their chins.  It takes almost 90 seconds, half the duration of the song, before the lyric begins.  I’ve a feeling that if Gary Numan hadn’t been such a phenomena back in 1979 that this would not have had much airplay on daytime radio.  It did, however, get A-listed and in due course would peak at #6 the following week.

I’ve mentioned a few bands for whom November 1979 brought a third chart hit across the calendar year.  It’s time to give praise to a band that was having its fourth hit of the year

mp3: The Skids – Working For The Yankee Dollar

It had all started with Into The Valley in February, followed by Animation and Charade.   There is no doubt that the band’s sound evolved and changed a huge deal across the year.  The first hit was new wave personified but the final hit, with all sorts of keyboards has more than a hint of prog.  What hadn’t changed, however, was the catchy sing-along nature of the verses and chorus, albeit it was till nigh-on impossible to get all the words right!   Working For The Yankee Dollar came in at #34 and nine weeks later it reached its peak of #20 after an incredibly slow rise to that position, going 34, 32, 28, 27, 24, 24, 23, 21, 20.

One place below The Skids in the new chart was a song from another band, enjoying a fourth hit single of the year

mp3: Blondie – Union City Blue

In at #35 and eventually peaking at #13.   A relative flop given that Heart of Glass, Sunday Girl and Dreaming had been #1 or #2.  A sign that the halcyon days of Blondie were over???  Don’t be silly……normal service would be resumed in February and April 1980 with two more #1s.  Union City Blue did, however, prove that the band were more likely to have hits with pop or disco orientated songs rather than rock-type efforts.

Coming in at #55, was someone on the comeback trail.

mp3: Marianne Faithfull – The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan

Back in 1979, I only knew of Marianne Faithfull through her acting and the fact she had been romantically involved with Mick Jagger. I had no idea that she had enjoyed a number of Top 10 hit singles back in 1965 and then a minor hit in 1967.  November 1979 had seen the release of an album, Broken English, with the music press and broadsheet newspapers in particular highlighting it was the work of someone coming back from a long period in the wilderness that had included periods of drug addiction, homelessness and anorexia, all of which had messed with her voice.  It’s an album that gained great critical acclaim on its release, and has done so ever since.  But sales wise, it didn’t initially do all that much, only reaching #57 in the UK, albeit it sold in better numbers across Europe.

In an effort to boost sales, a single was lifted from it.  It was one of a number of covers recorded for the album, of a tune originally recorded back in 1974 by Dr Hook & The Medicine Show. I really have to share the review that was printed in Smash Hits magazine, none of whose targetted readership would have had a clue about Marianne’s past history:-

“The Debbie Harry of the sixties returns to vinyl with an honestly outstanding offering, a version of an old Doctor Hook number related over a swimming synthesiser. If you can handle this, it sounds like Dolly Parton produced by Brian Eno. Only better.”

Absolute genius!!!!!!!!!

With that, it’s time to move on to the chart of 24 November – 1 December.  I wasn’t expecting much, given that this is when record company bosses put the emphasis on the festive or novelty songs that are likely to curry favour rather than promoting anything serious or worthwhile.

mp3: The Police – Walking On The Moon (7″)

A first in this series, with a band enjoying two new chart entries in the same month.  A&M Records weren’t happy with the Illegal Records re-release of Fall Out, but given the band weren’t involved in any way with its promotion, and the fact that the next ‘proper’ single would come in at #5, before hitting the #1 spot, demonstrated that no damage to the brand had been done.

And here’s some more proof of why 1979 was, without any question, the best-ever in terms of delivering chart success for great/memorable/important singles.

mp3: Sugarhill Gang – Rapper’s Delight

This would have been the first time I ever heard a rap song.  I’d be fibbing if I said I took to it instantly.  I did love the fact it made great use of Good Times by Chic, but the fast-flowing and difficult to decipher lyric was something I didn’t ‘get’.  Looking back on things, I am happy to acknowledge, and not for the first time, that my tastes in music had yet to fully form at the age of 16.  I had no immediate reference points for this type of music but over the next few years, thanks in part to The Clash and Blondie referencing rap music and incorporating it into their own songs, it began to make a great deal of sense.  By the time Grandmaster Flash appeared on the scene in 1982 with The Message, I was more than ready to embrace things, albeit I would still only dip my toes into the water for a few more years before fully immersing myself.

Rapper’s Delight came in at #38.  Within two weeks, it was at #3, and it wouldn’t leave the Top 75 until February 1980.  It’s far from the greatest rap song ever written and recorded, but it must be one of the most important as it was a game-changer.

I should mention in passing that this was the chart in which Pink Floyd, to the chagrin of their fans who saw the band as being an albums-only outfit, saw a single, Another Brick In The Wall, come in at #26.  It was their first Top 40 single since 1967 and would, in reaching #1 a couple of weeks later, become their best known song.  I thought of it back then as a novelty hit.  Still do.

It was also the chart in which Paul McCartney first got to tell us of his Wonderful Christmas Time, and he hasn’t stopped doing so since.  It came in at #61, and eventually reached #6.   It has subsequently featured in the Top 75 in 2007, 2011, 2012, 2015 and every year since 2017 since teh dawn of digital downloads counting towards chart positions.

Part 2 of this feature, with 45s from November 1979 that didn’t chart, will be with you in a couple of weeks.

JC

AND WITH SUCCESS COMES ACCEPTANCE

It was May 1979 when most of us got our first ever look at Gary Numan as he fronted Tubeway Army and enjoyed a #1 hit:-

mp3 : Tubeway Army – Are Friends Electric?

He was a very peculiar looking individual, looking more like a dummy or a robot from a sci-fi film than a human being. It’s only when doing the research for this post did it hit me that he was just 21 years of age when he achieved this mainstream success – he was only five years older than me but I remember watching him on Top of the Pops  and thinking that he was ancient.

The mentality of the school playground was such that I can’t recall any of my male peers being fans as he was considered an out-and-out weirdo. The girls didn’t fancy him either, probably on account that he didn’t ooze sex appeal. Looking back, we were of an age that didn’t get it.

You had those of us who loved the fast spiky guitars of new wave while others were at the other extreme of appreciating nothing but the bombastic noise of hard rock, and, for both camps, the very thought of synthesisers blasting out of the cheap stereo speakers in our bedrooms was too much to handle. There were some who had a love for keyboards via their prog rock collections, but their contempt for Numan was ever worse given his haircut and the fact he wouldn’t be caught dead wearing patchouli oil.

But it’s amazing what a difference a few months can make. Most of the gang had left school in the summer of 1979, with many finding work as cheap labour in the banking and retail sectors, while others got a foot on the bottom rung of the civil service ladder.  The luckier ones found themselves an apprenticeship/trade and and the unluckiest found themselves on the dole, from where they would eventually be plucked and put into some sort of training scheme for not much more than slave wages.  Only about a quarter of us returned to school in August 1979, into 5th Year to sit exams that would possibly see us eventually go to college or university, and the biggest single change was that we now had a common room in which we could congregate when we weren’t attending lessons. A common room in which we could play music, mostly via radio but very occasionally someone would bring in a cassette player, having saved all their pocket money to buy the six large batteries that powered it. It was in that very common room that I would have first heard this:-

mp3 : Gary Numan – Cars

It seemed the weird looking bloke had gone solo and cut a record that was tailor-made for radio. He still had a squeaky, robotic-type voice but there was something rather immediate about the song which made it an enjoyable listen. Being know-all 16/17 year-olds, there was a bit of a competition to come up with the songs/records that were closely related to Cars, with, as you’d expect, David Bowie being mentioned, and in particular, Heroes. Those who had older siblings were dropping he names of Roxy Music and Brian Eno into the conversation and I threw in the name of a new band that had just come across my radar, Magazine, but was quick to point out that their songs also had loads of guitar and bass on them.

So…..we now had a situation where is it was now very acceptable to like Gary Numan, and indeed there were a number who were now saying that they had liked Are Friends Electric? all along (I’ll plead guilty to that charge…..). Little did any of us realise that an electronica revolution was just around the corner, and that just over a year later, a number of us would be making our way to the Glasgow Apollo to our first ever synth-gig where the headliners were Orchestral Manoeuvres in Dark, a duo that had just taken the singles chart by storm. Little did we know, until Andy McCluskey spoke during the set, that this was not OMD’s first appearance at the hallowed venue, having been there 12 months earlier as support to, yup, Gary Numan.

I now recognise just how big and important and how brilliant Gary Numan/Tubeway Army was back in the day. He paved the way for what would come next, enabling the likes of The Human League and Soft Cell to enjoy chart domination at the start of the 80s. But I still can’t get my head around the fact he was in his early 20s at the time.

Here’s the b-sides of the two songs featured above:-

mp3 : Tubeway Army – We Are So Fragile
mp3 : Gary Numan – Asylum

The latter, an instrumental, is like something out of a horror movie.

JC