WHEN THE CLOCKS STRUCK THIRTEEN (August)

29 July – 4 August

Two Tribes remains at #1 for an eighth successive week.  Careless Whisper would be the song that would eventually end its reign at the top, and it was the highest new entry this week, coming in at #12.  It would prove to be THE big song of August 1984, giving the Wham vocalist a #1 hit with his debut solo effort.

This particular chart does offer up plenty that you will still hear today on those sorts of radio shows where the adverts are for SAGA holidays, funeral plans and the like – at least it seems that way when I’m the passenger in a car being driven by someone who really doesn’t care about music, or worse, knows that I’m such a snob they deliberately tune into the stations most likely to wind me up.

Some sanity does come courtesy of an indie-type band from Norwich, but who were signed to EMI Records, offering up their take on what had been a Top 10 hit for Cliff Richard & The Shadows* back in 1966:-

mp3: The Farmer’s Boys – In The Country

In at #50, it would then spend the next three weeks in the mid-40s.

Coming in at #59, for what would be their only Top 75 entry in what, in a parallel universe, would be an illustrious career, were TVV favourites:-

mp3: Friends Again – Lullaby No 2 Love On Board

The lead track on The Friends Again EP, a five-track release issued on 2 x 7″ singles and 12″ single.  I still get pissed off thinking back to how badly Mercury Records mishandled the band.

*a second cover of a Cliff and The Shadows tune entered the charts this week.  The song was Summer Holiday (#1 in 1963) and the ‘singer’ was Kevin the Gerbil, a puppet character on a kid’s TV programme.  Kevin the Gerbil would eventually reach #50…..which, FFS, was higher than Friends Again managed.

5-11 August

Frankie Goes To Hollywood narrowly held off George Michael at the top of the charts, but we should be grateful for small mercies, as the horrific Agadoo by Black Lace would probably be #1 otherwise.

The highest new entry at #33 belonged to Howard Jones, who, along with Nik Kershaw, is a reminder of how synth-pop had been hijacked and turned into chart fodder by the major labels, as well as offering evidence that the mid-late 80s, for much of the time, was a really boring period for chart music.

There were loads of other new entries – Miami Sound Machine (#41), Dio (#42), The Pointer Sisters (#43), Break Machine (#51), Elton John (#52), Change (#53), Gary Moore (#55), Michael Jackson (#62) and Second Image (#68).  I take it, like me, you’ll be really struggling to remember anything about many of those acts, while the songs of those you’ve heard of were all, without fail, the ones you don’t most associate with them (e.g, Passengers by Reg Dwight and Girl, You’re So Together by the King of Pop).  Just as I was about to completely blank the entire Top 75, a little bit of salvation appears at #72:-

mp3: Paul Quinn & Edwyn Collins – Pale Blue Eyes

The mighty Quinn might have left Bourgie Bourgie floundering with his unexpected departure, but the results of his first solo effort, via the newly formed Swamplands Records, under the leadership of Alan Horne (Postcard Records) and funded by a major in the shape of London Records, offered up immense hope.  But as the saying goes, it’s the hope that kills you…………………………….

12-18 August

Between the slim pickings of July 1984 and the first two weeks of August 1984, I was dreading opening up the webpage for this and indeed the following week.  At long last Two Tribes was no longer #1, ending a nine-week stay, but such was its omnipresence that it would be a further 11 weeks before the sales were such that it dropped out of the Top 75.

Iron Maiden were the highest of the new entries, in at #27 with 2 Minutes To Midnight.  I’ve never thought of this lot being a singles band, but it turns out this was their ninth Top 40 hit, going back to February 1980, and there would be a further 26 singles to make the Top 40 up until January 2007.  I would probably recognise three of them at most…..

A couple of songs sneaked into the Top 40 this week, and while I’m familiar with the performers in both instances, I honestly couldn’t recall either single:-

mp3: David Sylvian – The Ink In The Well (#37)
mp3: Tears For Fears – Mother’s Talk (#38)

19-25 August

Another of the year’s massive songs made its first foray into the Top 75 this week.  Stevie Wonder might have been responsible for some of the greatest funk/soul/pop hits of the 70s, but the following decade saw him go dreadfully mainstream, and none more so than I Just Called To Say I Love You, in at #3 and soon to spend six weeks(!!!) at #1.

Some awful song by Spandau Ballet was next highest at #23.  It was called I’ll Fly For You, and it would eventually soar its way into the Top 10. I think it’s fair to say that Top of The Pops in the month of August 1984 was far from essential viewing.

The theme song from the film Ghostbusters entered at #56.  It was still in the Top 75 some 31 weeks later, in March 1985, having peaked at #2.  I wonder how much money Ray Parker Jr has made from said song over the decades, notwithstanding that some ten years later, he and his record company had to reach an out-of-court agreement with Huey Lewis who had sued on the grounds of plagiarism.

For the third week in four, some respite came from musicians with a Glasgow connection:-

mp3: Lloyd Cole & The Commotions – Forest Fire (#59)

The big ballad from the debut album.  I suspect Lloyd and the Polydor Records high heid-yins expected and hoped for better things than the #41 placing it eventually reached.  One of the most enduring songs of the entire year as far as I’m concerned, as it helped soundtrack many a romantic post-indie disco session in my student digs.

Two more worth mentioning sneaked into this particular chart:-

mp3: The Armoury Show – Castles In Spain (#69)
mp3: Elvis Costello & The Attractions – The Only Flame In Town (#71)

Richard Jobson‘s new band in the wake of the break-up of The Skids had, on paper, loads going for it what with Russell Webb also coming over from The Skids as well as John McGeogh and John Doyle having previously been part of Magazine, also in the line-up of The Armoury Show. Sadly, and maybe there was just too much in the way of expectation, the music never really hit the spot, and if they are remembered for anything (which I doubt), it will be for this debut single.

As for Elvis, this was the second single lifted from the rather underwhelming album, Goodbye Cruel World.  #71 was just about all it deserved.

26 August – 1 September

mp3: The Smiths – William, It Was Really Nothing (#23)

The a-side of what I still believe is the greatest 12″ single of all time, with Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want and How Soon Is Now? as the b-sides.

William might only be 131 seconds in length, but not a single one of them is wasted.  The chart position led to what proved to be one of the band’s most memorable Top of the Pops appearances, with Johnny playing a guitar gifted to him by Elvis Costello and Morrissey stripping to the waist mid-song.  It all should have meant it went to #1 the following week, instead of #17, where is peaked.

A few more to see the month out….

mp3: Aztec Camera – All I Need Is Everything (#61)
mp3: The Bluebells – Cath (#65)
mp3: Marc Almond – You Have (#67)
mp3: Associates – Waiting For The Love Boat (#71)

Aztec Camera‘s advance 45 off their forthcoming second album was a bit of a letdown to those of us who thought the debut album High Land Hard Rain was as good as anything to ever come out of Scotland.  It felt like a real betrayal of the Postcard-era roots, and not simply because Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits was the producer, but there was also the nonsense of a Van Halen cover as its b-side. I was disgusted in 1984, and I’m still disgusted 41 years later….albeit All I Need Is Everything, it has to be admitted, is a fine pop single.

Cath was a remixed version of the song that had taken The Bluebells into the chart a year or so earlier, being an attempt to cash in on the success of Young At Heart a few months earlier. It would peak at #38 a few weeks later.

Marc Almond‘s second solo single would, like its predecessor The Boy Who Came Back, fail to break into the Top 50.  It would take quite a few years before any of the totally solo material would replicate the sales of the Soft Cell singles, and even then, it would require to be cover songs.

The Associates without Alan Rankine weren’t making the music that had been so successful back in 1982.  Billy Mackenzie‘s voice remained quite magical, but the tunes were, it could now be argued with hindsight, kind of Associates by Artificial Intelligence (not that such a thing existed back then).

And with that thought, I’ll call a halt to proceedings this month.

JC

WHEN THE CLOCKS STRUCK THIRTEEN (June)

June 1984.  The month I turned 21 years of age.  I wish I had a photo or two to show you, but it was an era when nobody bothered too much with cameras. There was no huge celebration to mark the occasion, mainly as my birthday fell on a Monday, but much drink was consumed and I ended up playing Girl Afraid by The Smiths on constant rotation back in the flat, grateful to be indulged by my flatmates in such a manner.

Having been out all day, we missed seeing the TV news, which would have been full of one-sided reporting of a shameful day for Britain.

The soundtrack to this state-sanctioned police brutality?

3 – 9 June

One new entry in the Top 40, courtesy of Spandau Ballet, in at #5, with the utterly forgettable Only When You Leave.  I mean that, I cannot recall this one at all, despite it seemingly spending nine weeks in the charts and peaking at #3.

The next highest new entry was at #43, and is one featured previously on TVV:-

mp3: Scritti Politti – Absolute

The follow-up to Top 10 hit Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin) was released a couple of weeks before the band’s debut album for Virgin Records.  Any initial disappointment at not cracking the Top 40 right away would have been dissipated quickly as Absolute spent ten weeks in the charts, peaking at #17 and getting Green & co another appearance on Top of The Pops where anyone who hadn’t been keeping up with things since the release of the scratchy Skank Bloc Bologna back in 1978 might have rubbed their eyes in astonishment:-

It is so 80s isn’t it?  (and I don’t mean that as a bad thing!!!!)

The Damned were still doing there thing a full eight years after New Rose had lit us all up:-

mp3: The Damned – Thanks For The Night

They were never really a band for hit single.  This was their 19th (by my reckoning) assault on the UK charts and only twice had they gone Top 40 (Love Song and Smash It Up, both in 1979). Thanks For The Night didn’t change things. In at #52 and peaking a week later at #43.

This week’s chart was responsible for the only time a single by Working Week ever made the Top 75:-

mp3: Working Week – Venceremos (We Will Win)

A jazz-dance band with something of a fluid membership, the single was a benefit record made to raise funds for the UK Chile Solidarity campaign, and had been inspired by the Pinochet junta’s brutal murder of political activisit Victor Jara (who had been namechecked by The Clash in Washington Bullets from the Sandinista! album). The vocalist are Claudia Figuerora, Robert Wyatt and Tracey Thorn.  This came in at #66 with the 12″ version, which comes in at just over ten minutes in length, being the easier to find in the shops than the 7″:-

mp3: Working Week – Venceremos (We Will Win) (Jazz Dance Special 12″ version)

10-16 June

A new #1 to bring an end to Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go‘s two-week stay at the top.  And a brand-new entry at that:-

mp3: Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Two Tribes

It’s worth recalling that there were some genuine fears that a nuclear war could erupt as the Cold War between the USA and the Soviet Union intensified, and FGTH’s take on things, including the controversial and violent video featuring a wrestling match between President Ronald Reagan (USA) and General Secretary Konstantin Chernenko, captured the zeitgeist.

Two Tribes would spent nine weeks at #1 and wouldn’t drop out of the singles chart until late October.

At the other end of the Top 40, a couple of TVV regulars show their faces:-

mp3: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark – Talking Loud & Clear (#39)
mp3: Elvis Costello & The Attractions – I Wanna Be Loved/ Turning The Town Red (#40)

Worth mentioning that Locomotion by OMD was at #41 this week…..

Talking Loud & Clear is one that has grown on me a little bit over the years, albeit I wasn’t all that keen on it back in the day as mid-temp electro-pop wasn’t really my thing. It eventually reached #11, which illustrates I was out of touch with the record-buying public that summer.

Elvis’s record company went with a double-A sided single.  I Wanna Be Loved was a cover version of an obscure 1973 b-side by Teacher’s Edition, a little-known US soul group, and seemed a strange choice at the time.  A week or so later, the album Goodbye Cruel World hit the shops when it became clear that almost all of the Costello originals penned for the album were not exactly tailor-made singles.  The flip side was a stand-alone song that had been written as the theme tune for Scully, a seven-part drama/comedy series broadcast on Channel 4 in May/June 1984, set in Liverpool and in which Elvis Costello had a minor but re-occurring part as the brother of the main character. It probably helped sales to some extent as the single, which is far from one of Costello’s best, peaked at #25.

mp3: Associates – Those First Impressions (#52)

Two long and difficult years had passed since the Associates had seemingly come to an end when Alan Rankine quit.  Billy Mackenzie soldiered on under the band name, but to all intent and purposes, he was riding solo with a few session musician friends to help him out.  The record label weren’t happy with what was being written and recorded, and Billy was utterly miserable.  Those First Impressions got to #43. None of the subsequent singles ever got that close to the Top 40. The Top of the Pop era was well and truly over.

17-23 June

The height of summer. The single chart was a tad moribund. The highest new entry came from Pointer Sisters, in at #24 with Jump (For My Love).  Urgh.

It’s a chart that saw the return of Gary Glitter after a number of years away as he and his band hit the university circuit , cashing-in on the fact that much of his original pre-pubescent audience were now propping up student unions up and down the country.  I know this becuse he played Strathclyde a few times..  Urgh.

A couple of half-decent pop songs arrived further down the chart:-

mp3: The Bluebells – Young At Heart  (#54)
mp3: Alison Moyet – Love Resurrection (#55)

Young At Heart was the second hit of the year for The Bluebells.  It was radically different cover of a song that had originally been written and recorded by Bananarama for their 1983 debut album Deep Sea SkivingRobert Hodgens of the Bluebells had helped with the writing having, at the time, been the boyfriend of Siobhan Fahey. The Bluebell take on things, which was credited soley to Hodgens and Fahey – went onto reach #8 in late July, at which point I don’t think anyone would have imagined that nine years later, having been used to soundtrack a car commercial, it would be re-released and reach #1.

Alison Moyet was embarking on a solo career after Vince Clarke had called it a day on Yazoo.  It wasn’t anticipated that she would continue down the electro route, and it was no surprise that she was teamed up with songwriters whose main focus was the pop market, with a nod to AOR.  I’m not actually that fond of much that she did, and indeed continues to do, in her solo career, but I’ve always had a chuckle that her debut single, which went Top 10, deals with erectile dysfunction.

24- 30 June

I mentioned last month how there had been a negative recation to the Human League‘s comeback single The Lebanon.  The record label obviously felt that a rush-release of the follow-up might act as a bit of a distraction:-

mp3: The Human League – Life On Your Own (#29)

A bit more akin to the sound with which they had shot to fame and made much fortune, but there was still something of a muted response among the critics and the fans.  In time, this would reach #16, but this was a long way short of what everyone was expecting, given the enormous bills run uop in various studios over the years.  To illustrate how big the dip was in popularity, Dare back in 1981/82 sold not far short of 1 million copies.  Hysteria, which had now been in the shops for a month by the time Life On Your Own was released, would ship around just over 10% of that number.

mp3: Prince & The Revolution – When Doves Cry (#44)

After many years of critical acclaim but next to no commercial success in the UK, Prince had made a breakthrough with the album 1999, which spawned two huge hit singles via the title track and Little Red Corvette.  Two years down the line, and the industry was buzzing with what was coming next in the shape of an album/soundtrack to a much-anticiapted film, Purple Rain, based on the life and times of the musician and in which he would star.  When Doves Cry was the first single to be lifted from the new album, and by late July, it was sitting at #4 while the album was Top 20.  The film was released at the end of July – it had cost $7.2 million to make and it grossed $70.3 world-wide at the box office.  The album would go onto spend 63 weeks in the UK charts, sellling 600,000 copies.  Across the world, the album would sell 25 million copies, over half being in the USA.

It’s fair to say that Prince was a big a global superstar as anyone in the mid-80s, but he never was as big a favourite in Villain Towers as the frontman of our next song:-

mp3: The Mighty Wah! – Come Back (#53)

As mentioned earlier, Billy Mackenzie had gone through a misearble time with WEA Records in the mid 80s.  So too, had Pete Wylie.  He escaped to Beggars Banquet and wrote the sort of song those at WEA had been pleading for in vain.  It was the proverbial two-fingered salute. This is another that Dirk has included in his 111 singles series, doing so last July.  Click here for a reminder of what he had to say.

There was a ying to the yang that Wylie brought to this week’s chart.

Aga-fucking-doo came in this week at #66.  It would hang around the Top 75 for 30 weeks, right through over Christmas and into early 1985,  Maybe when people suggest that the 80s were among the worst decades for pop music, they are thinking of Black Lace.  I know I have something of a mantra that there is no such thing as shit music, just a difference in tastes….but for Agadoo and ‘party/novelty’ songs of its ilk, I have to make an exception.  It is music with any merits whatsoever.

My take on June 1984 is that I had a great time of it socially, and indeed I was gearing up to hit the railways of Europe over the summer months.  Musically, the charts were a bit shit with the odd exception while politically, it was a shambles; astonishingly, on both fronts, we hadn’t reached rock-bottom.

JC

WHEN THE CLOCKS STRUCK THIRTEEN (March – Pt 2)

Following on from yesterday’s witterings………

18 – 24 March

The first two weeks of this chart hadn’t seen any spectacularly high new entries.  Nothing changed this week, although It’s A Miracle by Culture Club did arrive at #14 en route to its eventual peak at #4.

I’ll mention in passing that Depeche Mode, another of the big 80s bands who I’ve never managed to really take a liking to (certainly in the post Vince Clarke era), would enjoy a tenth successive success with People Are People coming in at #29.  It would eventually reach #4, which incidentally is the highest position any Depeche Mode single would ever reach – they would achieve similar with Barrel Of A Gun in 1997 and Precious in 2005.  I reckon that would make for a good question in a pub quiz….

mp3: Siouxsie & The Banshees – Swimming Horses (#33)

Another of the chart regulars throughout the 80s. This was the 14th successive single to reach the Top 75, but only three of which had gone Top 20 – Hong Kong Garden, Happy House and Dear Prudence.  (Later singles This Wheel’s On Fire and Peek-A-Boo would do likewise – some facts to form another decent pub quiz question?).

Swimming Horses is not among my favourites from Siouxsie et al, and its experimental non-commercial nature set the tone for what would emerge on their sixth studio album, Hyæna, which would emerge in June 1984.

mp3: Simple Minds – Upon The Catwalk (#36)

It was a long way removed from the sounds that had first attracted me to Simple Minds a few years previously.  It was the third and final single to be lifted from their sixth album Sparkle In The Rain, which had entered the charts at #1 the previous month.  An album which helped propel the band to arenas and stadia the world over.  It wasn’t for me….as evidenced by the fact that ICA 72, penned in May 2016, was drawn exclusively from the band’s first five albums.

mp3: The Bluebells – I’m Falling (#65)

I don’t think anyone would have imagined The Bluebells would still be going strong 40 years after I’m Falling became their first ever ‘big’ hit, eventually reaching #11.  But they are, with recent (2023), and critically acclaimed material emerging on Last Night From Glasgow along with a series of sell-out gigs in their home city here in Glasgow.  They remain very good value in the world of indie-pop.

25 – 31 March

As with last week’s, the highest new entry was courtesy of an 80s chart staple with You Take Me Up by The Thompson Twins coming in at #13 en route to peaking at #2 (a victim of Lionel Ritchie’s seemingly never-ending stay at the top).

Michael Jackson released a fifth single from the nine songs which had made up his 1982 album Thriller, but such was the demand and desire for his material that P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing) entered the singles chart at #20; this was a full 69 weeks after it had first been heard on the album.

Having said that, Can’t Buy Me Love by The Beatles entered this particular chart at #53….a full 1,500 weeks (30 years) 1,000 weeks (20 years) after it had been a #1 hit.

Another act associated with Liverpool (albeit he’s not from that city) sneaked in at #75

mp3: Julian Cope – The Greatness and Perfection Of Love

The second and final single lifted from his debut solo album, World Shut Your Mouth, which had peaked at #40 when issued at the end of February 1984.  It’s long been one of my favourite 45s of his.

I think it’s fair to say that the singles chart of 1984, on the whole, is proving to be a lot more mundane and bland than 1979.  And I fear it’s going to get even more dull, but I hope you’ll stick with the series for the occasional gem such as that from St Julien.

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #37 : THE BLUEBELLS

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The Bluebells were somewhat unfortunate from a critical point of view to be making jangly pop music in Glasgow at the same time as Aztec Camera and Orange Juice in that there was never the same sort of love for them as the Postcard acts.

However, in terms of the record-buying public they were much more succesful than Edwyn & co, landing three Top 40 hit singles in 1984. They enjoyed a very unexpected success many years after they broke up when, in 1993, Young at Heart was used to great effect in a car advert. The song was re-released and quite incredibly spent four weeks at #1.

The individual members of the band have long been an important part of the music scene in Glasgow and across Scotland. It’s not uncommon to bump into one or more of them at a gig or exhibition, particularly something which links back to the 80s, and they are always happy to talk to fans.

They have reformed on an on-off basis in recent years, playing as support act to Edwyn Collins back in 2009 as he made his comeback after illness and then again as part of a festival celebrating Glasgow hosting the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

Here’s one of their catchiest songs:-

mp3 : The Bluebells – Cath (extended version)

It was a flop on its original release in 1983, but reached #38 the following year.

Enjoy