a guest series, courtesy of a very friendly lawyer
Monsters
“Bam chicka bam chicka boom boom boom!” It’s the Toronto quartet with a banger. Metric have been at it with the same line up for about 25 years and they’ve got a new album coming out in April. A great live act if you get a chance to see them.
In which Los Angeles oddball E pays homage to his unnamed monster, who protects him from “the awful sting that comes from living in a world that’s so damn mean,” which we can all use a little bit.
Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) – David Bowie
Title track from what was arguably the last great Bowie album. The subsequent Let’s Dance catapulted him to megastardom, but it sorta felt like we lost him to the masses at that point and never really got him back. Guitar pyrotechnics courtesy of Robert Fripp.
Monsters in the Parasol – Queens of the Stone Age
You know it’s QOTSA as soon as you hear that deep croon over a super compressed guitar riff. From their second LP, 2000’s Rated R.
When the Bowery legends returned to the studio in 2017 they had so many collaborators that they named their album Pollinator to reflect all the guest contributions. Musos like Joan Jett, Sia, Dev Hynes, Nick Valensi, Charlie XCX and many others got involved. This track was written by Johnny Marr, who plays guitar on it.
I was super-stoked to include the track ‘Down By The Water’ in the Warm & Fuzzy collection that was FF#9, a set of songs with fuzzed out bass lines. Then I did a little research and discovered that there’s no bass on that song at all. Bummer. So, here’s PJ with another moody gem from the same album.
Little Monsters – Charlotte Gainsbourg
From her second album 5:55, released 20 years after her 1986 debut. This track was written by Jarvis Cocker.
The Boogie Monster – Gnarls Barkley
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse from the duo’s 2006 debut, St. Elsewhere. The track samples “Ku Klux Klan Sequence” written and performed by Italian film composers Armando Trovaioli and Angelo Francesco Lavagnino, making it legitimately monstrous.
Eaten By The Monster of Love – Sparks
One LA oddball isn’t quite enough, so here are the Mael brothers from 1982’s Angst In My Pants. Like all of their records, lots of folks loved it and no one bought it. You guys know that Sparks never got any radio play in the US, right?
It’s a crime that singer/songwriters as talented as Josh Ritter aren’t household names. A lovely song from his fourth LP, The Animal Years. He released another 9 albums after that one, to very little acclaim, if any.
Bonus track: Monster – Fred Schneider
The astute TVV crowd will have noticed that this set doesn’t have any songs simply titled ‘Monster’. That’s because there are hundreds of them and too many to choose from. But we deserve at least one, especially if it’s by a legend like the B-52’s frontman. Schneider was the only member to release a solo album during the band’s heyday. The record was produced by Bernie Worrell, fresh off his stint on keys for Talking Heads’ Stop Making Sense tour. Background vocals by Bess Dial-Up wannabe Kate Pierson.
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