ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN SINGLES : #050

aka The Vinyl Villain incorporating Sexy Loser

#050: Little Fish – ‘Darling Dear’ (Custard/Universal Motown Records ’09)

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Hello friends,

yes, again I know what you are thinking about me right now: ‘all it needs for this old pervert to make a tune a good tune is a stunning chick not even half his age’.

Well, although you have a point there, you’re not entirely right. As cute as Mrs Heslop (or ‘Juju’, as we call her here in my house) might be, there is more to Oxford’s Little Fish – and especially to today’s single of choice – than this, way more in fact, one thing being that the song uses nothing but the same two chords throughout, but boy, still – or because of this, either way – what a rollercoaster of a song it is, to be sure … there is nothing I’d wish to be added to it – it’s just perfect the way it is, despite its simplicity!

Then again, speaking of simplicity, if you listen closely from the beginning on, doesn’t the start sound familiar to you? Right, Velvet Underground‘s ‘Heroin’, of course – and it even starts off with that same lethargic “I” that Lou Reed used to launch his propulsive ode to nodding off. I can’t make my mind up whether it was bravery or stupidity which lead Little Fish to do this: after all, there’s easier ways to get a hit than copping from a decidedly non-commercial 40+ year old song … or am I wrong?

Well, of course I am (‘cos I usually am, let’s be honest): first, today’s single is by now featured as downloadable content in ‘Rock Band, the game, which is not too shabby in the first place, but apart from that Little Fish went on to support Supergrass on their European tour, plus supports for Eagles of Death Metal, Juliette Lewis and Alice In Chains.

In 2010, they played a show with Hole at the O2 in London as well as their own headlining tour in March. This was followed by supporting Them Crooked Vultures at the Royal Albert Hall – and after this they rounded it off by first playing a fourteen date tour supporting Blondie and then with an appearance @ Knebworth.

You see, all the big names and the big venues … well-deserved for Juju and the boys, if you ask me. And also, it vindicates the age-old theory we have in our company: “he who shouts loudest gets served first”

(only it’s a ‘she’ this time, at around 3:30 minutes into the song, to be precise):

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mp3:  Little Fish – Darling Dear

Enjoy, friends – and take care,

Dirk

Dirk

ABSOLUTELY IMMUNE

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I was somewhat bemused that, until a few years after I got involved in this blogging malarkey, I had never heard of the late-80s synthpop act, Act.

The duo, consisting of the Scots-born musician Thomas Leer and the West German-born singer Claudia Brücken, came together in 1987 just after the break-up of the initial line-up of Propaganda, with whom Claudia had enjoyed some success back in 1985.  Act weren’t around all that long, something in the region of 18 months, but it was a period that coincided with when I wasn’t paying too much attention to music, which is why their four singles and sole album, all of which were issued by ZTT, completely passed me by.

Laughter, Tears and Rage was the name of the album, and in 2004, it was given an extended release in a limited edition box set across 3xCDs.  It brought together the album, all the singles plus b-sides, a number of remixes, instrumental versions and some tracks that hadn’t previously seen the light of day.   The box set goes for upwards of £55 on Discogs – I don’t own a copy, but I did use a bit of villainy a few years back when someone temporarily made all three discs available to download, which is how I came to actually hear their music.

It’s a bit hit-and-miss, although some things are very good indeed.  I’ve kept an eye out for some second hand copies of their releases and was quite pleased that two of the 12″ singles popped up in a shop in Glasgow last year with very reasonable asking prices, and I thought it would be worth bringing one to your attention today.

mp3: Act – Absolutely Immune (extended version)

It was their second single, a follow-up to Snobbery and Decay which had actually managed to break into the charts in May 1987, reaching #60.

Absolutely Immune has a sound that’s not a million miles away from that of Propaganda, which is no surprise given the producer was Stephen Lipson who had been involved in their hit album A Secret Wish.  There was, however, no appetite for the music and the single didn’t make it into the Top 75.  Neither did I Can’t Escape From You, which was the duo’s third and final single (a copy of which I also picked up in the Glasgow shop), with a similar fate befalling the album.   Act called it a day shortly afterwards, with ZTT having to absorb a big loss on its investment.

There are two tracks on the b-side of this 12″

mp3 : Act – White Rabbit
mp3 : Act – Bloodrush

The latter would be included on the CD version of Snobbery and Decay, but not the vinyl version. The former is a cover, of a 1967 hit in the USA for Jefferson Airplane, one that has been used on numerous occasions in film and television, including Full Metal Jacket, The Sopranos and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

JC

2-TONES BIGGEST FLOP?

A guest posting by Leon MacDuff

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We all know what style of music 2 Tone Records specialised in. Heck, we can all say it together on the count of three… 1. 2. 3. SKA! And great stuff it was, too. But I’d like to shine a light on the side of 2 Tone that never gets mentioned. The attempts to broaden the label’s musical palate which were met with, let’s just say, rather less success.

Mostly this came after the Summer 1981 splintering of the Specials. The label’s aversion to long-term deals meant that by the time Ghost Town made number one for the week of the Royal Wedding, all the other bands who’d built the label’s reputation had already moved on – or in the case of the Bodysnatchers, split up. And after that, though 2 Tone carried on issuing records by the Special A.K.A. (and “solo” works by their trombone-playing associate Rico), none of their subsequent signings were really ska at all. There was the punk-funk of The Higsons, the Style Council-type pop-soul of The Friday Club, and even Specials stalwart John Bradbury turned to soul-funk with his own band J.B.’s Allstars.

I say this mostly came after the Specials splintered, but the first attempt at something different had actually come nearly a year earlier. In the summer of 1980, when 2 Tone was still seen as a guaranteed hit factory, there was the mod-lounge cabaret (with a hint of ska) of The Swinging Cats, whose one and only single had a medley of tunes made famous by easy listening maestro Mantovani on one side and an original song on the other. Neither side is a classic, but to me it’s clear that of the two, Mantovani is the throwaway and should never have been promoted as the lead. It was 2 Tone’s first significant failure:-

mp3: The Swinging Cats – Mantovani
mp3: The Swinging Cats – Away

But if there’s one band who really became the symbol of the label having lost its way, it was The Apollinaires (pictured above). The Leicester-based six-piece arrived on 2 Tone in 1982, around the same time as The Higsons, and peddling a superficially similar brand of frantic funk. But where The Higsons, to quote one title, “put the punk back into funk”, The Apollinaires seemed determined to excise it completely. Their two singles for 2 Tone are both energetic and quite likeable, and would probably fill the floor at the indie disco, but overall they are terribly polite. And now I listen to them back-to-back, actually quite similar:-

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mp3: The Apollinaires – The Feeling’s Gone

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mp3: The Apollinaires – Envy The Love

These singles were not hugely successful – never mind the top 40, they didn’t even make the top 200. And it’s not as though you had to sell many records to make the top 200; the Higsons managed it consistently, future 2 Tone signings The Friday Club and J.B.’s Allstars both managed it, and the Swinging Cats would almost certainly have managed it had there been a Top 200 in 1980 (Mantovani was apparently the 118th best selling single of September 1980, which suggests it probably scraped the weekly Top 100 – but only 75 were published at the time so we may never know for sure). The bottom line is that of the 28 singles that 2 Tone issued to retail in its original run, just two failed to show up on any kind of official sales report: The Feeling’s Gone and Envy The Love. The Apollinaires were a flop. Probably a worse flop than they deserved to be, really.

So where did they come from, and where did they go… where did they come from, Cotton Eye Joe? It turns out that lead singer Paul Tickle made his recorded debut with the group Sincere Americans, who contributed a song to the 1980 compilation East. So I went digging, and it’s not a bad compilation, though the only band I recognised is B-Movie who eventually morphed into a synthpop act but at this juncture were a guitar-bass-drums trio. It is the same B-Movie, though – trust me, I did check! Another band on the LP, The Fatal Charm also went on to release several albums, but I have to confess they passed me by. Anyway, though the profile on Discogs says “several members” of Sincere Americans joined The Apollinaires, going by the line-up on the inner sleeve, Tickle is the only future Apollinaire to appear on East:-

mp3: Sincere Americans – Contact

Several line-up and name changes later, the ensemble became Il y a Volkswagens (not I Y A Volkswagens, as many sites erroneously call them – come on everyone, remember your French from school…), who issued one single in the autumn of 1981. I have to admit that though I was aware of Il y a Volkswagens, I had always thought it was a personal project by indie producers Eric Radcliffe and Jon Fryer. And in my defence, Discogs has them down as (the only) members of the band. But actually they merely produced the single, doing what producers do. The actual band included Tickle and guitar-toting brothers Tom and Francis Brown who survived to The Apollinaires proper :-

mp3: Il y a Volkswagens – Kill Myself
mp3: Il y a Volkswagens – American Dream

After this, they apparently simplified their name to The Volkswagens, continued gigging, and eventually were approached by Jerry Dammers to record for 2 Tone. And changed their name again. And also their line-up, with the definitive sextet (or as close as this ever-shifting combo got to a definitive line-up) comprising Tickle, the Brown brothers, Kraig Thornber on drums, James Hunt on bass, and Simon Kirk on percussion. Loads and loads of percussion! Fellow Leicester band The Swinging Laurels (not the Swinging Cats) provided the horn section, until they became too busy and the Apollinaires finally got round to assembling their own, swelling the group’s membership to an ultimately unsustainable ten. Stephen Leonard-Williams played the flute that is perhaps the most distinctive element of the 2 Tone singles.

After 2 Tone, there was one more Apollinaires single. And it was a weird one, credited as a “B.F.W. / T.U.R.C. co-production” – BFW stands for Birmingham Film Workshop and TURC for Trade Union Resource Centre. The public service union NALGO made a film to support their anti-privatisation campaign “Put People First” (Channel 4 part-funded it, so it probably turned up on telly at some point) and The Apollinaires recorded the theme for it. Well, if you can’t get The Redskins… :-

mp3: The Apollinaires – Put People First

Neither The Apollinaires nor any of its individual members seem to have any recording credits after that, so that was it. Still, they’ll always be part of the 2 Tone story… even if they were perhaps the least successful band the label ever signed.

Leon

ADDITIONAL POST : HELP REQUIRED

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Hi y’all

I’d like to think that we all want to look out for one another and provide help/assistance/guidance/advice whenever it is sought.  Which is why I’m pulling this short piece together.

Rol, from the consistently innovative and brilliant My Top Ten blog, got in touch with me recently to ask if I knew anything of a Scottish band named Smile.  Sadly, I didn’t off the top of my head, and I also drew a blank after delving into some of the books I have in the small library here at Villain Towers.

There’s also not a lot out there in terms of t’internet beyond info that there was a one-off single released in 1992. It was called Obvious and was issued on 7″ and CD by Different Class Records – and that’s the sleeve of the 7″ above.

There’s no copies of the single available via Discogs.  Nor has anyone taken the trouble to put the audio up on YouTube or the likes.

The lead singer and songwriter in Smile was Dean Owens, someone who, since the turn of the century, has fashioned a reputation in the field of Americana, gaining many a plaudit for his albums and live shows.  Rol is a fan and is really keen to hear what seems to have been Dean’s debut single, albeit it is from back in his days as a member of a band and not as a solo artist.

Is there anyone out there who could help?

Much appreciated.

JC

AN IMAGINARY COMPILATION ALBUM : #359: THE COLOURFIELD

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Here comes an ICA from a short-lived band, with just two albums and seven UK singles to select from.   Despite this, it was still a bit of an ask to narrow it down to just ten songs.

First thing to sort out….the name of the band.   The first album and early singles were credited to The Colour Field.    Come 1987, with the release of the lead single from what proved to be the second and final album, they were known as The Colourfield.  Later compilation albums, whether encompassing Terry Hall‘s wider career or being solely focussed on this particular band, refer to The Colourfield.   As I’m now going to do from now on.

The demise of Fun Boy Three led to Terry Hall pulling together The Colourfield in 1984. The other two members were Toby Lyons on keyboards/guitar and Karl Shale on bass.   Toby had been part of The Swinging Cats*, a ska-influenced group from Coventry who had released one single on 2 Tone Records back in 1980, while Karl, also from Coventry, had played with a couple of new wave influenced bands who never quite made it.

Chrysalis Records, having been happy enough with the commercial success of Fun Boy Three, put a deal on the table, and as such, every Colourfield release in the UK would be via the label.

SIDE A

1. The Colour Field (single, January 1984)

It makes sense to start proceedings with the debut single, released in January 1984. Terry Hall promised that his new band would be taking a totally different direction to what had come before.  Some of those who had championed him since he had burst onto the scene weren’t impressed.  One journalist in a UK music paper, on reviewing the debut single, went as far as this:-

‘This lot have absolutely nothing going for them. No sense of humour. No glamour. No good melodies. No danceable rhythms. No excitement. No controversy. No emotion. Nothing whatsoever. They are, in short, ruddy awful’

Utter bullshit.   The problem was that such reviews and other less than fulsome praise, combined with the single not getting onto the A-list at Radio 1, meant it wasn’t all that widely heard and so ended up missing out on being a big hit, stalling at #43.

2. My Wild Flame (b-side, January 1985)

In terms of the chronology of the band, there would be an even bigger flop as the second single Take, released in July 1984, barely scraped into the Top 75.   The record company executives may well have been examining the fine print of the contract as 1985 rolled around, with the debut album scheduled for release in the spring/early summer.  In some ways, a reset button was pressed, and a big push was made on the third single, released in January 1985.  Thinking Of You was a hit, getting to #12.    I’ll get round to that later in this ICA….in the meantime, I’m offering up the poptastic and jaunty b-side for your enjoyment.  And yes, it is more or less a re-write of the debut single!!!

3. Things Could Be Beautiful  (single, January 1986)

The hit single had helped the debut album, Virgins and Philistines, reach #12.   It only hung around the charts for seven weeks, primarily as neither of the next two singles lifted from it made any dents.  The group went into the studio towards the end of 1985, with an additional member, Gary Dwyer (ex-Teardrop Explodes), behind the drum kit.  A very jaunty and upbeat 45 was recorded and released, assisted in no small measure by the production skills of Ian Broudie.    Sadly, it flopped, leading to Terry Hall spending a few months reassessing things. It also led to the record label deciding to have a bigger say on things.

4. Hammond Song (from Virgins and Philistines, May 1985)

A cover version.  The original dates from 1979 and was the work of The Roches, a trio of sisters from New York whose folk-like tunes leaned heavily on their sibling harmonies.   The Colourfield’s take on things sort of keeps these, although in a way akin to Kirsty MacColl‘s way of doing things, as it sees Terry harmonising with himself.  A song in which acoustic guitars strum gently in the background and provides something that all hangs together in a rather lovely way.

5. Thinking Of You (single, January 1985)

The one big hit for The Colourfield.  The third single, and one with a prominent co-vocal from Katrina Phillips.   A bitter-sweet love song which, in many ways, provided the template for The Beautiful South.   As I said in a previous post back in 2014 looking back at the debut album, I reckon its fair to assume the main reason no-one took the band seriously was that Terry Hall had forged a reputation as a representative of disaffected youth and having been pigeonholed in such a fashion, not too many were keen to allow him to carve a different and more lasting niche.  Thinking Of You might have been more a Radio 2 than Radio 1 sort of song, but it was still well worth a listen.

SIDE B

1. Miss Texas 1967 (from Deception, April 1987)

The second album was recorded in New York, with an American veteran producer, Richard Gottehrer, behind the desk.  The band was now reduced to just Terry Hall and Toby Shale, backed by session musicians.  The overall result is a bit of a mess, with the sound being very different from the first album and the Ian Broudie single.

Despite the mostly awful production, there are a few worthwhile moments on Deception, not least this lovely number which has a really intriguing title.  Intriguing?  Well, the actual winner of Miss Texas 1967 was 20-year-old Molly Grubb from Fort Worth, but the TV soap-opera Dallas would reference the contest as part of its scripts, with the winner being Sue Ellen Shepherd, a beauty queen who later married J.R. Ewing, the main heir to the family’s oil business (and an all-round bad guy!!).

2. Monkey In Winter (b-side, May 1987)

The original version of this can be found on Deception, an album which sold very poorly, spending just one week in the Top 100, reaching #95 in April 1987.   The following month, a single from the album was released.  She had been written in the mid-60s by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart, one of many songs the duo had composed for The Monkees.   The Colourfield version failed even more dismally than the album, but tucked away on the b-side is a remake of Monkey In Winter, with the remix duties being taken care of by Gil Norton, whose work led to a much more sympathetic rendition of the tune.   But the key to everything was Terry deciding that the lead vocal would be better delivered by someone else, and he came up with the idea of having Sinead O’Connor come into the studio.  It might not sound like anything else The Colourfield ever made, but it’s very much attributed to them.

3. Armchair Theatre (from Virgins and Philistines, May 1985)

Remember how the critics had laid into Terry Hall for failing to be controversial?   He kind of thumbs his nose at them with this one.

I’m sitting on the fence again
Drawing straws and pulling strings
Demonstrations pass me by
This must be the age of something

And this was after he had written and recorded the next song on the ICA

4. Cruel Circus (from Virgins and Philistines, May 1985)

Khayem included this on his career-encompassing Terry Hall ICA (#277, February 2021), and in his words, “a biting commentary on animal cruelty, Terry’s lyrics and vocal delivery have lost none of their power and relevance in the subsequent three decades.”  1985 was the year of Meat Is Murder, and I often think that Terry’s contribution to the debate, which focussed on laboratory experiments and fox-hunting, sort of got lost a bit when it should have been the subject of many an article across the broadsheet media.

5. Sorry (b-side, January 1984)

And so we find ourselves going full circle, with the b-side to the debut single, and a track which was also used, more than 15 months later, to end the debut album.  If, like me, you’re a bit of a sucker for the bitterly honest and straight-from-the-heart break-up songs (the sorts that Elvis Costello and David Gedge have often specialised in over the years) then I hope you’ll agree that this is  up there with the best of them.

BONUS EP

Told you earlier that I couldn’t keep it down to 10 tracks.   So, here’s the limited edition 4-track EP, available only with the initial copies of this ICA.

(a) mp3: The Colourfield – Castles In The Air
(b) mp3: The Colourfield – The Windmills Of Your Mind
(c) mp3: The Colourfield – Goodbye Sun Valley
(d) mp3: The Colourfield – Your Love Was Smashing

(a) Another flop single, the follow-up to Thinking Of You.  Should’ve been a hit but stalled at #51.

(b) A b-side, to the second single, Take.  A cover of the song best known as the theme tune to the 1968 film, The Thomas Crown Affair.

(c) The closing track on Deception.  The session musicians earn their corn on this one with almost enough different instruments for its own ICA a la JTFL.

(d) Yet another b-side, this one being found on Castles In The Air.   I do think Terry Hall took a great amount of perverse pleasure in having some of his best songs of this era being quite obscure in terms of where they were released.

JC

* I’ve had this piece prepared for some time, just waiting on a gap in the schedule to slot it in.   Over the weekend, I received a guest posting which, by sheer coincidence, makes reference to The Swinging Cats.  Please tune in tomorrow when all will be revealed.

THE WEDDING PRESENT SINGLES (Parts Twenty-Three and Twenty-Four)

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We’ve reached September and October 1992.  

By now, it is clear that The Wedding Present are indeed going to equal the record of Elvis Presley with the achievement of 12 Top 30 singles in a calendar year.  David Gedge had said/sang as much with his ‘Nothing Can Stop Us Now’ line thrown in during the performance of Flying Saucer on Top of The Pops back in July.  And unless they’ve already been lucky enough to have picked up a new 7″ every month, the fans could relax in the knowledge that a second compilation was inevitable and not lose any sleep about trying to get the songs…..I don’t have much to ever say that’s positive about the digital/streaming era, but at least things never really sell out completely. It was quite different in 1992.

Single #9 was another slow but noisy one.   A few months previously, there had been a song about threesomes….this time round it was all about a willingness to be dominated.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Loveslave

This is another that I can take or leave, depending on the mood I’m in.  There’s enough passion and noise to make it a good listen.  My problem is that I can’t take the song too seriously after seeing the promo video, directed by Nick Small, a few months later when I bought a VHS copy of Dick York’s Wardrobe.

Paul Doddington, in an interview given to an author a few years back, said:-

‘The videos were very limited in budget, and a bit hit and miss really.  There’s a fine line between lo-fi arty and just rubbish – there were a few that some of us felt were the wrong side of that line…..’

Indeed.

I remember telling Rachel that the next b-side was to be a David Bowie cover, which got her quite excited.  Twenty guesses later, and she gave up trying to work out what it would be:-

mp3: The Wedding Present – Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family

The original closes off the 1974 album, Diamond Dogs.  It’s only a couple of minutes long, and it’s one of those bits of music that really needs to be listened to in context around the rest of the album to be best understood.   The lyric is a six-times repeated chant:-

Brother
Ooh-ooh
Shake it up, shake it up
Move it up, move it up

and ends with the word ‘brother’ repeated in a “stuck-needle effect”.   It really is one of the strangest choices for any band or singer to cover, whilst trying to keep a straight face. At least we were spared the ‘stuck needle’ effect.

Loveslave reached #17, which, coincidentally, was the same chart position achieved by the very next single.

October 1993.   This was the third and last of the 45s I got at the time.  It just happened to be in a shop on the Monday lunchtime…. I hadn’t gone looking for it, but the rush and chaos of the early months was no longer seemingly a thing.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Sticky

A loud and boisterous number akin to so many of the best tunes up till now.  The fast guitars harked back to the earliest material, but the abrasive sound was more in keeping with the later songs.  It’s hard not to dislike Sticky, but it’s one of the few from 1992 that, in my mind, hasn’t aged as well as some of the others.  Mind you, it’s still a great track in the live setting. But the least said about the video the better…this one was directed by David Slade.

The b-side?   Well, it is very different….and has long been one of my favourites.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Go Wild In The Country

The pop element of the original is replaced by a sound that wouldn’t have been out of place on a bIG*fLAME record. It is angular to the point of almost poking your eye out, and it races along at a million miles an hour, only avoiding breathlessness thanks to the brief pauses prior to each new verse or chorus.  David Gedge sounds as if he’s having great fun yelping his way through the song….it’s impossible not to smile.

One more week to round off 1992.  I hope you’ll tune in at the usual time on the usual day.

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #395: 18 WHEELER

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Adapted from wiki:-

18 Wheeler were a Scottish rock band active in the 1990s, consisting of Sean Jackson (vocals, guitar), David Keenan (guitar, vocals), Alan Hake (bass), and Neil Halliday (drums).  Original bassist Chris Stewart left before any recordings were made, and was replaced by original drummer Hake.

Keenan left in 1994 to start his own group, the Telstar Ponies and was replaced by guitarist Steven Haddow.(Keenan would, in later life, become an acclaimed novelist and writer).

It was in 1994 that 18 Wheeler released their first album Twin Action on Creation Records, with its follow-up, Formanka, appearing the following year.

Their third album, Year Zero, which saw them take a more experimental sample-based approach, was released in March 1997. One of its tracks, Stay, was remixed and took them into the charts for the first and only time, reaching #59.  Creation would drop the band before a fourth album was finalised.”

It should be noted that 18 Wheeler were the band the headline band at King Tut’s in Glasgow in May 1993 with Oasis being the little-known support act whom Creation boss Alan McGee got very excited by.

mp3: 18 Wheeler – Crabs

This is the only track I have of theirs, courtesy of it being on the compilation CD Indie Top 20: Volume 23, issued by Beechwood Music in 1996.  It didn’t encourage me to explore further.

JC

AROUND THE WORLD : LONDON

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The capital and largest city of England and the United Kingdom, with a population of around 8.8 million. It dates back to Roman times and is located in the south-east of the country, on the banks of the Thames.  Regraded as one of the world’s major global cities, London has a strong influence across all the performing arts, including music.   Indeed, if you extend the focus out to just beyond the city limits and into the neighbouring counties in the south-east, you can end up with a list of half-decent and influential singers and bands that will stretch into many hundreds.

mp3: The Smiths – London

And yet, the song selected today isn’t from any of them.  But it does symbolise what many have long said throughout the history of popular music, that you have to head to the capital in order to make it – but that depends on what you mean by ‘make it’.  Tony Wilson and a few others from Manchester, where the train in the song is heading from, would loudly disagree. And they’d be right.

JC

ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN SINGLES : #049

aka The Vinyl Villain incorporating Sexy Loser

#049: Lemonheads – ‘Mrs Robinson’ (Atlantic Records ’92)

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Hello friends,

yes. I know: ooh no – Mrs. Robinson … boring … we know it by heart for 30 years now …. pure blasphemy because the original was a masterpiece done by real musicians … etc. etc.

But you know what? I don’t care about any of this! Let me tell you why this is: because it can’t be seriousness, fragility, thoughtfulness all the time, that’s why! Sometimes, just sometimes, all it needs is a good kicking, with not too much to think about, no contemplating whether what you do meets with enough people’s approval or not. And when I first heard Lemonheads’ take on ‘Mrs. Robinson’, it quickly became the epitome of this mindlessness I was trying to describe … at least for 1992.

People always say that a cover version is only good when it doesn’t stick too close to the original. I have never fully understood this, I mean – it depends, doesn’t it? Here the changes are probably not ‘severe’ enough, you could argue. But for me this doesn’t spoil the fun, not the slightest! One thing is for sure: play this when DJing – and it still fills the dancefloor, even after all these years. And no, the young people neither know Simon & Garfunkel, nor do they know ‘The Graduate’ or Dustin Hoffman. They just hear an uplifting tune they can dance to without thinking too much – which is all you need sometimes, as I say.

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mp3:  Lemonheads – Mrs Robinson

I appreciate the fact though that some of you might hate the song – apparently even the artists involved were of dissenting opinion: Evan Dando once said that he “hated” the song as well as its author and that its recording was only to promote a 25th anniversary home video release of ‘The Graduate’ (why he recorded it in the first place and had it released if he hated it so much remains a mystery to me, but then again so many things in life do). He noted that Paul Simon greatly disliked the cover, but Art Garfunkel was more favorable toward it.

So there you are – I’m all with Art here …. and hope you are too!

Take good care,

Dirk

SHAKEDOWN, 1979 (March)

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March 1979.  Four weeks of chart rundowns to look back over and determine whether any of the new entries are worth recalling as fab 45s from 45 years ago.  To be fair to the first chart of the month, some classics highlighted in earlier editions of this series were still selling steadily – Oliver’s Army (#2),  Heart Of Glass (#6), Into The Valley (#13), The Sound of The Suburbs (#16), English Civil War (#28) and Stop Your Sobbing (#37).  It just about compensated for a lot of the rubbish that was being inflicted on our ears – this was the time when Violinski, a spin-off from the Electric Light Orchestra, were enjoying what thankfully turned to be a one-hit wonder.

mp3: Buzzcocks – Everybody’s Happy Nowadays

In with a bang at #44, and in due course climbing to #29, this turned out to be the last time a Pete Shelley lead vocal for a new  Buzzcocks single would disturb the Top 50.  Not that any of us knew that was how things would turn out.

The new chart was also delighted to welcome someone else who was very much part of the thriving post-punk scene in Manchester:-

mp3: John Cooper Clarke – ¡ Gimmix ! Play Loud

The one and only time that JCC ever had a hit single.  This came in on 4 March at #51 and went up to #39 the following week.   Sadly, it didn’t lead to a Top of the Pops appearance.

Now here’s one that’s a perfect illustration of why I think 1979 wins any poll for the best year for new music:-

mp3: The Jam – Strange Town

A new song not included on any previous studio album, nor would it feature on any future studio album.  Came in at #30 on 11 March and stayed around for nine weeks, peaking at #15.  It also had a tremendous b-side in the shape of the haunting The Butterfly Collector.  Who’s up for a TOTP reminder of how cool Paul Weller was back then?

Oh, and you don’t have to be new wave/post-punk to be picked out for inclusion in this series:-

mp3: Kate Bush – Wow!

The success of this was probably a big relief to everyone who was involved in the career of Kate Bush.  Two big hits in the first-half of 1978 had been followed up with a disappointing effort from Hammer Horror, which failed to reach the Top 40.  The first new song of the year came in at a very modest #60 but, during what proved to be a ten-week stay in the charts, would peak at #15.

mp3: Giorgio Moroder – Chase

Midnight Express had been one of the biggest films of 1978, and its soundtrack would go on to win an Oscar the following year.   The one single that was lifted from the soundtrack album was a big hit in clubs and discos, particularly the full-length and extended 13-minute version.   The edited version for the 7″ release did make it into the charts, entering on 11 March at #65 and peaking at #48 two weeks later.

Squeeze are still going strong these days, selling out decent-sized venues all over the UK when they head out on tour.  They never quite enjoyed a #1 hit in their career, but the chart of 18 March saw a new entry from them at #33 which eventually peaked at #2 an 11-week stay:-

mp3: Squeeze – Cool For Cats

And finally for this month, here’s who were enjoying chart success in the final week of March 1979:-

mp3: Siouxsie and The Banshees – The Staircase (Mystery)

In at #33 and climbing in due course to #24, it was all anyone needed to hear to realise that Hong Kong Garden wasn’t going to be a one-and-bust effort for Ms Sioux and her gang.

Don’t get me wrong. There really was a lot of dreadful nonsense clogging up the charts in March 1979, particularly at the top end of things, and there were probably as many hit singles whose natural home was on the easy-listening station of Radio 2 than on the pop-orientated Radio 1.  But I think it’s fait to say that there were a few diamonds to be found amongst the dross.

Keep an eye out later this month for a look at some memorable 45s which were released in March 1979 but didn’t trouble the charts.  And I’ll be back in four or five weeks time with the next instalment of this particular series when we will spring into April.

JC

SHAMPOO TEARS

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I recently took ownership of a brand-new CD, something of a rarity these days as it tends to be vinyl and/or digital.

It was courtesy of Last Night From Glasgow, or to be more accurate, the spin-off label, Past Night From Glasgow.  The latter, as the name suggests, specialises in reissuing records which, in many instances, have been long out-of-print, but with the aim of ensuring that the singers and bands involved are fully financially rewarded as possible from the re-release.

Later this year, the album …Uh! Tears Baby, released on London Records by Win back in 1987, will be made available on vinyl.  In the meantime, a CD version of the album has been produced and distributed to the LNFG patrons and subscribers.  It’s proved to be quite popular, partly because the album was only given a very limited release on CD (which now has an asking price of over £100), but also as it includes eight bonus tracks, including a previously unavailable BBC session.

One of the bonus tracks is the 12″ remix of the band’s second ever 45.   I do have a copy of this on vinyl, but it was one I picked up second-hand, and it proved to be a bit crackly in places.  It’s a real joy to finally have a clean copy:-

mp3: Win – Shampoo Tears (remix)

OK. It does have a very 80s production, but that’s what really makes it for me.  It’s a magnificently crafted piece of pop, full of the sort of instrumentation that can only be from an era when style all too often triumphed over substance. It’s still a head scratcher that Win never dented the pop charts.

JC

ONES THAT GOT AWAY

A guest posting by Fraser Pettigrew

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Many are the pieces of vinyl that have passed through our hands that were bought, listened to, and then disposed of. Either they were traded in to generate funds for new purchases, or loaned, never to be seen again. Some we don’t miss, for others we harbour slight regrets, and some we mourn deeply, regretting to the depths of our souls the idiocy that caused us to ever contemplate parting with them. This is my confessional list, the ones that got away…

Ok, let’s start with the pieces over which we have no regrets, where we quickly recognised that a mistake had been made or where time eroded whatever mild entertainment the disc might once have provided. No regrets, however a sad experience follows that some of you may empathise with.

The follow-up to Generation X’s peerless first LP was eagerly anticipated by my school friend and I at the beginning of 1979. Thus, clutching four quid each in our sweaty fists, we sprinted out of school at 3.30pm on release day, Friday 26 January, and bussed into town straight to the Virgin shop on Frederick Street in Edinburgh, whence we emerged shortly afterwards each with our own brand-new copy of Valley Of The Dolls.

Monday morning at 9am, we re-encountered each other outside the school and exchanged a look that wordlessly conveyed what dozens of music journalists would fill many column inches expressing: Valley Of The Dolls was shite and our £3.99 had been utterly wasted. My copy went to Greyfriars Market 2nd hand trade-in long before the year was out.

Even The Lurkers’ first two albums lasted longer in my esteem than Valley Of The Dolls, but eventually the guilty pleasure I derived from the Status Quo of punk rock wore down and they had to go. Similarly, the first Simple Minds album Life In A Day was recycled even though I still maintain an equally guilty pleasure in the rest of their early output up to New Gold Dream.

Which makes it rather baffling that I got rid of my copy of Real to Real Cacophony at some point, as well as Empires and Dance. The latter is more understandable as my first copy was pressed on defective vinyl with a sort of crusty pustule in the middle of This Fear of Gods that only burst after a couple of months playing, by which time the receipt was long gone. Thankfully, I have been able to re-buy decent vinyl copies of both, though probably for five times the original price.

The sacrifice of items from one’s collection was a necessary evil in days when budget was low, and it would be interesting to remember what it was that I bought with the proceeds of falling out of love with those early Simple Minds albums, or the likes of XTC’s Go2 (complete with bonus 12” dub remix EP Go+), or Glaxo BabiesNine Months to the Disco, or Vibing Up The Senile Man, the second album by Alternative TV.

All of those records I wish I still had, even though I know I wouldn’t be playing them much. By 1979 my taste for the avant-garde was sufficiently advanced to make me want to buy them in the first place, but it must be admitted that the ATV and Glaxo Babies releases were interesting but hardly classic. Another in this line was Andy Partridge’s solo extension of the Go+ concept, Take Away/The Lure of Salvage, a collection of XTC tracks unrecognisably deconstructed in the editing suite. I recently came across a copy of it here in New Zealand, many years after I’d sold my original, and while it’s nice to have it back I am reminded why I let it go in the first place.

My tolerance for music at the outer limits only goes so far. I once snapped up a double album by American saxophonist Marion Brown on the strength of his luminous and lyrical contribution to Harold Budd’s Pavilion of Dreams, one of Brian Eno’s early Obscure Records releases. Imagine my disappointment when my bargain £2 purchase delivered four sides of unlistenable free jazz torment. My stylus passed through the grooves once only, if that, and then it was gone again.

As the years go by, it’s impossible for me to deny that I now find much of The Stranglers’ output to be embarrassingly stupid and vulgar. How much of this is justified and how much is a failure to appreciate subtle irony I can’t say, but I think I’ve got a pretty good nose for irony, so I call stooopid. Consequently I’m only a little annoyed that I parted with No More Heroes and Black and White, despite some really top moments on both.

I used to really like The Stranglers. They were one of my ‘big three’ new wave bands along with The Jam and The Clash who were flying the punk flag in the saccharine mire of the charts in 1977 (the Pistols were in a class of their own). I liked them so much that when Black and White came out in May 1978 just when I was out of the country on a school exchange trip, I made my older brother (who loathed punk) go and buy it for me to make sure I got the free white vinyl 7” with it.

Their cover of Walk On By on that single is a decent, respectable version of a great song, but the flip side, a song called ‘Tits’, sums up the other face of the band. Lad humour only lasts as long as you’re a lad, and eventually you have to grow up. I think I sold No More Heroes, but Black and White, funnily enough, may still reside in my brother’s attic. He can keep it. The single I sold separately.

The one Stranglers item I DO regret losing is an American release pink vinyl EP, containing four of their very best tracks: Something Better Change, Straighten Out, (Get a) Grip, and Hanging Around. It’s not worth a great deal now, but I doubt I got anything for it when I traded it in.

But now we get to the bad stuff. A short list of records I have willingly sold, at which I can only hang my head in shame. Deep breath, here goes: Give ‘Em Enough Rope by The Clash, Remain in Light by Talking Heads, Cut by The Slits, Penthouse and Pavement by Heaven 17. Yes, seriously, I possessed first pressings of all of those stone cold classic albums, AND I SOLD THEM! WHAT A FUCKING ARSE!!

The Clash were one of the first bands I ever saw live, at an epic gig supported by The Slits (described in my very first guest post for JC). It was the promo tour for Give’ Em Enough Rope, which I bought and loved at the time. But some time later I decided it was dispensable for some reason. I blame my friend, the one in the Valley of the Dolls episode above. I was young, naïve, and susceptible to his influence, and somehow I picked up a vibe that The Clash ceased to be indispensable after the first album.

To be fair, The Clash did generate a fair bit of debate around their dispensability or otherwise. One moment The Most Important Band in the World (© New Musical Express 1978), the next authors of an eclectic rag-bag of Americana despite being once ‘so bored of the USA’. I knew someone who bought and sold Sandinista! no fewer than three times in the confusion. I re-bought Give ‘Em Enough Rope some years later, an identical first pressing to my original, at a decent price.

With The Slits, I was always a little less enthusiastic about the Dennis Bovell studio incarnation compared to the gloriously ramshackle abrasiveness of the group I saw on stage and heard in the John Peel sessions. I had the Strange Fruit mini-album of those sessions and felt that I could live without the ‘official’ album, so some lucky 2nd hand shop reaped the benefit of my imbecility. When I got the opportunity to re-buy it later, it was in a shitty re-press with I Heard it Through the Grapevine shoehorned onto the end and artwork that was obviously just scanned from a printed copy of the original sleeve. Better than nothing, but I still prefer the Peel sessions.

I don’t know what I was on when I sold Remain In Light. Some mind-altering substance that severely impairs aesthetic judgement, clearly. I mean, everything Talking Heads did AFTER that is certainly dispensable (though I still have it all and never play it!) but Remain In Light is the watershed, the point BEFORE it all drops off, so I really can’t offer a decent excuse. Once again, I struck lucky when I found an almost perfect 2nd hand copy to restore my collection with.

And finally, Penthouse and Pavement. What can I say? All of us go through phases in our tastes, we are momentarily consumed with an obsession for Balkan folk music, or zydeco, or free jazz (well, up to a point), and conversely we drift away from certain former favourites. And in that drift lies the danger that we think we’re never going to drift back, so we spring-clean, and then years later we do drift back, especially when we realise it’s not just nostalgia. We have erred. Indeed, we have sinned! And we repent, and seek forgiveness, and must pay penance. Much penance. Much more penance than the pennies we paid for something in the first place. But there it was, a pristine UK pressing of P&P in Slow Boat Records here in Wellington. $35. Probably at least six times its original price. Forgive me father, I won’t do it again, promise.

Fraser

JC adds……..

Fraser never made any suggestions as to which tunes should accompany his brilliant post.   What follows is down to me. But all the songs included are referred to above.

mp3: Various – Fraser’s Ones That Got Away

There’s a running time of 40:43.

Tracklist

Generation X – King Rocker
Alternative TV – Facing Up To The Facts
XTC – Are You Receiving Me?
Glaxo Babies  – Shake (The Foundations)
The Slits – Love und Romance
Simple Minds – Life In A Day
The Lurkers – Shadow
The Stranglers – Something Better Change
Mr Partridge – Commerciality
Talking Heads – Crosseyed and Painless
The Clash – Stay Free
Heaven 17 – Penthouse and Pavement

 

THE WEDDING PRESENT SINGLES (Parts Twenty-One and Twenty-Two)

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Mention was made previously that the 1992 run of singles were recorded in batches of three, as can be evidenced by Chris Nagle being in the producer’s chair for #1-3 and Iain Broudie doing a similar job on #4-6.

But here’s where it becomes a bit of a head-scratcher.   The next three singles, including the b-sides, should have been handled by the veteran American-born producer, Jimmy Miller whose name had recently become fashionable again from working with Primal Scream.   I have no idea what went wrong, Miller was the producer for the next two singles, after which the duties were taken over by another American, Brian Paulson, who ended up doing the final four 45s

And to complicate things further, one of the two A-sides produced by Miller wasn’t included in later releases of Hit Parade 2 which brought together all the 12 tracks on the singles issued between July and December 92, with a different version, produced by Paulson replacing it.

All of the above only became known in the weeks and months afterwards.  On the surface things seemed to be going really well, with single #7, released on Monday 6 July, proving to be a good, if not brilliant, one:-

mp3: The Wedding Present – Flying Saucer

Despite only entering the charts at #22, which was quite a few places below any of the most recent five singles, an invite came up for a fourth Top of The Pops appearance in 1992:-

It has to be said that this was the most surreal and funniest of the appearances.  It was also strange that the performance was restricted, being some two minutes shorter than the length of the actual single…..and the final two minutes in which there is a guitar outro that’s not too far from the Bizarro days is the best thing about the 45.

There was nothing to be gained from the group being on the Top of The Pops….anyone who tuned in and thought they liked it so much that they should rush out and buy the single the next day would be wasting their time, given it had already been deleted!  No invites were extended for any of the remaining five singles.

If you’re perhaps pondering where the idea was hatched for the outfits on Top of The Pops, then check out the promo video, directed by Jenny Aleksandrowicz:-

The b-side has its own outer space theme, which is probably why it was selected.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Rocket

The original dates from 1974 and was recorded by Mud, a sort of glam-rock/strange pop combo who were stupidly popular in the UK that year, with #1 hits in Tiger Feet and Lonely This Christmas and a #2 hit in Dyna- Mite (all of which drilled their way into my 10/11 year-old memory bank, never to vacate their place) and a #6 hit in Rocket, which I cannot for the life of me recall.  Anyways, this version is not The Weddoes finest moment (and that’s me being kind and polite).

Fast-forward four weeks to Monday 3 August.

mp3: The Wedding Present – Boing!

This is another of the singles that I never quite took to…..and yet it was one of the three that I picked up during the calendar year.  It starts out promisingly enough as a potential classic Weddoes break-up slow song, but then it seems to go all over the place with a really dreadful chorus. 

Here’s the video, as included on the compilation Dick York’s Wardrobe, a VHS collection that was released in early 1993 (with the voice-over being from none other than Alan ‘Fluff’ Freeman).

There’s another video kicking around on t’internet.  It’s for a version of Boing! that’s about two minutes longer….and where the original take on things was quite moody with its black and white and serious looking group performance, this one has a more literal interpretation:-

This is the one which appears on The Weddoes official channel.    I have no idea what’s going on!!!

The b-side to Boing! was audacious. 

mp3: The Wedding Present – Theme From Shaft

The original dates for 1971, written, recorded and sung by Isaac Hayes

The wah-wah pedals had never been so heavily utilised before, or indeed since.  And just have a listen to the backing vocals.  A total one-off.

Today, I think it works……..but I reserve the right to change my mind if I’m feeling a bit more grumpy about life.

JC

SATURDAY’S SCOTTISH SONG : #394: ZONES

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The story of Zones is a tad complicated.

You need to go back to the early 70s, and the emergence of Slik, a band who enjoyed a #1 hit in February 1976 with Forever and Ever, a soft-rock effort very much of its era.  The band consisted of Midge Ure, Kenny Hyslop, Jim McGinlay and Billy McIssac.

McGinlay would leave about a year later, to be replaced by Russell Webb.  Slik failed to get any follow-up hits, did get one more minor hit afterwards (Requiem reached #24), but before 1977 was out, they had decided to re-invent themselves as PVC2, playing a blend of power-pop and punk.  (PVC2 will feature in this series at some point in the future).

The new incarnation spit after one single, when Midge Ure was lured away to join Rich Kids, the band started up by Glan Matlock, the former Sex Pistol.

The three who had been left behind brought in Willie Gardner, a cousin of rock legend Alex Harvey, to replace Ure and renamed themselves as Zones.

The band got the attention of John Peel who gave regular spins to their debut single Stuck With You.  This led to a deal with Arista Records and helped gain a support slot on a UK tour undertaken by Magazine.

Zones would release three singles and one album on Arista in 1978/9 before splitting up, albeit the members would move onto other things to varying degrees of success.

Here’s their third and what proved to be their final single for Arista:-

mp3: Zones – Mourning Star

Do you think Midge Ure was looking on from the sidelines and taking copious notes that he would later refer to when Ultravox needed some new songs?

JC

MARCHING (MOSTLY) TO AN OLD BEAT

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It’s the first day of a new month.  You should know the drill by now.

mp3: Various – Marching Mostly To An Old Beat

Quite proud of this one, if only for the fact that, without any judicious or unnatural editing, it comes in at exactly sixty minutes and zero seconds.

Oh, and sweary words alert or whatever sort of advisory warning is de rigueur these says.

Enjoy.

Massive Attack  – Angel
Talking Heads – Psycho Killer
Arab Strap – Here We Go
Martha Wainwright – Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
Tindersticks – Her (original version)
Echo & The Bunnymen – With A Hip
Care – Whatever Possessed You (12″ version)
Bjork – Army of Me
The Fall – New Big Prinz
SPRINTS – Up and Comer
Hamish Hawk – Desperately
Idlewild – Little Discourage
Butcher Boy – You’re Only Crying For Yourself
Coach Party – Weird Me Out
Pulp – Razzmatazz
The Velvet Underground – Sunday Morning

JC